buk9tp

russell peters is awesome.

right click save target as:
www.khannaonline.com/pics/Russellpeters/Comedy%20Now!%20-%20Russell%20Peters%20-%20Complete.rm

or if that one is slow get it here:
http://www.archive.org/download/Russ...sellpeters.ram


does anyone have a video of the "i got a big deck skit" from blue collar tv?

thanks.

hatchbox90

here some mitch for you..

swiss cheese
http://media.putfile.com/swiss_ontario_improv_2003

escalator
http://media.putfile.com/escalator_ontario_improv_2003

waffles
http://media.putfile.com/waffles_ontario_improv_2003

fritos
http://media.putfile.com/fritos_ontario_improv_2003

70Challenger

I may be old school but as far as one liners go, Rodney Dangerfield cracks me up evertime

Ravage70

shadetree

This shirt is dry clean only. That means it's dirty.

I used to do drugs. I used to do and I still do.


Mitch rules. Bill Hicks. Steven Wright. Lewis Black.

Paul99EX

"Mitchell...Smokey is way more intense in person!"

SpankedYA!

Dane Cook is funny.
Steve Berry is also funny.

shadetree

I'm not an athlete. I don't want to be on a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!
What the ----? How'd you do that.
In Hollywood, it's all who you know, and I know Crackle

I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who has AIDS?". He says, "No". I say, "Cool, because you know me."

This one guy said, "Look at that girl. She's got a nice butt." I said, "Yeah, I bet she can sit down excellently!"

I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me, "How would you like your eggs?" I thought I would answer her anyway and said, "Incubated! And then raised, plucked, beheaded, cut up, put onto a grill, and then put onto a bun. Damn! I don't have that much time! Scrambled!"

Paul99EX

"I love sandwiches at new york deli's, but theres too much ------ meat on them. its like a cow with a cracker on each side. 'What else would you liek wiht your sandwich?' 'a loaf of bread and some other people!'"

"I got a slice of pizza the other day and the ****** gave me the smallest piece there was. If the pizza was a pie chart for what you would do if you found a million dollar, the ****** gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice..'I would liek to exchange this for the 'KEEP IT'! "

turboj0hn

Bill Hicks for the win.

btw, ---- bees.