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spoon fed 11-28-2004 11:50 AM

AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
So you are gonna need some tools.
[img width=500 height=350]http://we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr?i=wNjY0NTcxNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D[/img]

Then stare blankly at this for about an hour...then go make a post and get everyone to tell you a detail step by step to get it out
[img width=500 height=350]http://we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr?i=wNjY0NTczNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D[/img]
After you realize that noone knows what a EF engine bay is like. Take the Master Cylinder out( i had to change mine anyways)and the Alternator comes right out.
[img width=500 height=350]http://we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr?i=wNjY0NTcwNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D[/img]
You might want to change your belt too...I didn't thoguh cause i got the wrong one :-\
[img width=500 height=350]http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wNjY0NTcyNnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D.jpg[/img]
than sit back and enjoy your beer
[img width=500 height=350]http://we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr?i=wNjY0NTc0NnM0MTNkZmQzMXk1NDE%3D[/img]

Ravage70 11-28-2004 11:57 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
hahahahhahah

i had an ef and i never took out my master cylinder to remove my alternator

did u know there was a hole underneath ur engine bay? :P

spoon fed 11-28-2004 11:58 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
It wouldn't fit....otherwise i obviously woulda done ti that way

mahcivic 11-28-2004 12:11 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
you know, i jsut changed my alternator on my ef. nice thing was i had a lift. so much easier. took about 15 minutes. i love lifts

J-SMITH69 11-28-2004 03:47 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
to take it out underneath you gotta take out the drivers side axel and half shaft.

HondaTuner 11-28-2004 03:59 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
lol, man, I feel your pain. Pain in the butt to swap those out, aren't they? >:(

Nice pretty colors under the hood :D And that valve cover looks lovely, haha

nonvtec 11-28-2004 05:54 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
Dude, you dont have to take out the master cylinder ::) You dont have to take out the axle ::) Take off your stone shield (plastic stuff) that doesn't do anything anyway and turn your wheel to the left, the alternator will come out. Changed one on a 91 hatch 2 weeks ago. Think smarter not harder. :)

HondaTuner 11-28-2004 05:55 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
^... you serious? I didnt completely take out my master cylinder but I did unbolt it/move it. I remember there being just a metal piece blocking the alternator from dropping to the ground :-\

SpankedYA! 11-28-2004 05:57 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
Might as well have just pulled the motor and tranny. :-X

nonvtec 11-28-2004 06:02 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
^... you serious? I didnt completely take out my master cylinder but I did unbolt it/move it. I remember there being just a metal piece blocking the alternator from dropping to the ground :-\

Yes, unless they put stuff in the way on older ones and got rid of it by 91 I am correct. I did this on a 91 EF hatch without any of the headache you guys are talking about.

Cadracer 11-28-2004 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by random-strike
to take it out underneath you gotta take out the drivers side axel and half shaft.

Nope its call big bertha My 4ft pry bar an the engine moved enough it fell out....LOL Jeff will verify this....

87na_rx7 11-28-2004 06:14 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
taking a motor mount out and a floor jack does the trick

HondaTuner 11-28-2004 06:18 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 

Originally Posted by nonvtec

Originally Posted by SinisterCRX
^... you serious? I didnt completely take out my master cylinder but I did unbolt it/move it. I remember there being just a metal piece blocking the alternator from dropping to the ground :-\

Yes, unless they put stuff in the way on older ones and got rid of it by 91 I am correct. I did this on a 91 EF hatch without any of the headache you guys are talking about.

That might be it then. Mine was an 89 CRX Si. :-\

robs99si 11-28-2004 06:20 PM

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hey but you got the job done. think of it as a mechanical workout training to get you ready for the turbo install :-*

W O T 11-28-2004 07:41 PM

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Yeah man, it comes out the bottom no problem at all, you can just drop it right underneath or you can just pass it easily along the bottom over to the drivers side, pop out your CAI and pull it up. Thats what I did

HMT-Admin 11-28-2004 07:43 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
Everyone has their own way of taking out alternators, EF's you can sneak them out through the fenderwell, EG's wont sneak out unless the brackets off. The easiest way I have ever down a EG is just take the intake pipe off and slide it around the backside of the engine ontop of the tranny. Taking a axle out is another method, or on B-series its just way tighter and you can loosen the front engine mount and use a 4 foot pry bar and move the engine forward and the alternator will slide out between the rear cross member and axle (as cadracer mentioned) but you really need a lift for that. ;)

I also have seen some people just loosen up the mastercylinder mounting and leave the lines connected so you dont have to bleed the brakes and master.


J-SMITH69 11-28-2004 07:44 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 

Originally Posted by Cadracer

Originally Posted by random-strike
to take it out underneath you gotta take out the drivers side axel and half shaft.

Nope its call big bertha My 4ft pry bar an the engine moved enough it fell out....LOL Jeff will verify this....

lol thats funny, ill try that sometime haha.

i tried 1000 different ways of tryin to get the alt out without takin the half shaft and it was impossible :P

might be different on honda cars with more room down there i guess

kain 11-28-2004 09:44 PM

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go ---- my mom huh???????????

HondaTuner 11-28-2004 09:50 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 

Originally Posted by AbaZ
I also have seen some people just loosen up the mastercylinder mounting and leave the lines connected so you dont have to bleed the brakes and master.


That's just what I did. Couldn't see another way :-\

spoon fed 11-28-2004 11:31 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
Yes Kain go ---- your mom!

Sin>> yes under my hood is interesting :-X :-X :-X
my valve cover= :-X :-X :-X

My master cylinder was fucked so i just killed to birds with one stone :D
But i still honestly couln't see getting it out from underneath. We did my friend's EG in less then a half hour. right out the bottom NO problems!!!

HondaTuner 11-28-2004 11:36 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
Just take off your valve cover, clean it/sand it, and spray it flat black (wal mart paint). Let it dry, then sand off the Honda symbol and "16 valve". clean her up and she will look good.

PureCRXtasy 11-29-2004 06:21 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
When I changed the alternator in my 90 CRX si, I was able to get it out the top without taking off anything at all. You have to turn it a specific way and it's tight against the brake lines, but it comes out and the new one went in the same way.

88crxSi 11-29-2004 06:40 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
lol chris, so did u guys get it to work?

BoosTedZSix 11-29-2004 11:14 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
you dont even have to take ---- out. i took off and put on an alternator with a b16 in a crx. its a piece of cake man.

spoon fed 11-29-2004 08:49 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
Sin>> once i get a valve cover gasket then i will do it.
I was even thinking making it smooth with no writting on it

quickcrx702 11-29-2004 11:44 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
just use a jack and lift the front of the car. after that you can just pull it out, and put it back in, from the bottom. if you dont lift the front, the axle is in the way just barely. i've done this six times on my 90 dx crx (yes i have shitty luck on autozone parts)

sporkcrx 11-30-2004 02:53 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
Yea, I changed mine out in like 10-15, just through the bottom.

And what the ---- are you drinking that shitty ass beer for? :-X

slowcivic 11-30-2004 11:01 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 

Originally Posted by sporkcrx

And what the ---- are you drinking that shitty ass beer for? :-X

he's canadian.

spoon fed 11-30-2004 03:41 PM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
I like to drink either coors light or Macra bavaria
sometimes Bud

slowcivic 12-01-2004 12:34 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
i was looking at this and was like "haha tough luck buddy"
then my friend at work that has an89 civic says "hey can you help me with my alternator tomarrow" lame ass.

spoon fed 12-01-2004 08:38 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
apparently just take it out through the bottom :-X

R-MAK 12-01-2004 10:31 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 

Originally Posted by slowcivic X2
i was looking at this and was like "haha tough luck buddy"
then my friend at work that has an89 civic says "hey can you help me with my alternator tomarrow" lame ass.

hahah, have fun.

spoon fed 12-01-2004 10:34 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
If you get drunk it'll be easier cause you don't care about wrecking ----

R-MAK 12-01-2004 10:34 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 

Originally Posted by spoon fed
If you get drunk it'll be easier cause you don't care about wrecking ----

then there is more to fix. dumbass :P

spoon fed 12-01-2004 10:44 AM

Re:AlteRnAtor Fun 56K go fuck Kains MOM
 
its not his car ::)

R-MAK 12-01-2004 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by spoon fed
its not his car ::)

dont ------- roll eyes at me. ill ------- stomp you.

Donald125 12-01-2004 12:16 PM

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Travis.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


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