Reddy

Well tonight I was heading home on my normal route, I pulled up to the light where I usually make a left. Well in the left hand lane there was an SN95 White Mustang that looked like mine. The only difference was that it was the 5.0 instead of the 4.6 like I got. So I said what the hell and decided to race him. He was first at the light in the left hand lane and I was behind an Explorer in teh right hand lane. So when the light tuned green I slowly passed the Explorer and got about to the SN95's door. We were doing about 45-50mph I was about to get next to him when all of a sudden I heard a BOOM! and the Mustang slammed on his breaks. I was like what the ---- than all of a sudden I see the ------- deer flying about 5 feet in the air above his car. The deer must have jumped the median at the right time where the guy couldn't even hit his breaks. And this was a ------- huge *** deer too. It was fucked up cause the car looked just like mine and nailed a ------- deer. The car seemed alright just a little banged up.


The fucked up thing is that this is the second time something like this happened. The first time was when I was in my Integra and I was passing some S10 or Ranger late at night. As soon as I was right next to the guy a deer jumped out in front of him and he couldn't swerve into the other lane cause I was in it. So I watched him plow into the deer.


I guess I'm lucky that every time a deer comes near me I have a wingman to take the hit. Hopefully one day my luck won't run out.

SkunT

today, i was driving down the road and this car swerved in front of me so I swerved and missed him. man that ---- was crazy.

70Challenger

WOW, what are the odds of that, i'm never cruising in your convoy

At least everyone was ok

boosted_hatch_216

well since its story time:
i was driving down my street today and some dumb bitch backed out on to the street in front of me so i slowed down and them she pulled off to what looked like she was going to the side of the road so i decided to pass her and then she turned right towards me and about took the rear end of my truck out.

then when i was at a stop light some old ---- in a mini van about rear ended me. i hate old peole that cant drive.

70Challenger

Continuing story time:

About a year or two ago I was driving down 167 in my challenger and some fuckbag in a white 80's ford four door with an american flag in the back window was cutting in and out of traffic and cut right into me on the freeway, his rear left quarter right into my front right fender, i turned into him to avoid the wall, and it was wet out and put me into a full nascar spin. I did a full 360 on the freeway and took up all the lanes then ended up facing straight again in the lane i started in. Luckly by some chance I didnt get hit while spinning, but let me tell you looking at the front of an oncoming semi is one of those "maybe today is my day..." kinda moments!!! The worst part is the ****** took off and got away, he had no idea if I was ok or not, if i ever find him.... I will kill him.

Jmunk

WTF ? that was you ? You owe me a new quarter panel, oh the flag was a nice touch i thought.

idiot-stick

Adding to story time:

Editor's note: While this might sound unrealistic as ----, it really happened:

Back in High School, I drove my brother's 73 Mach I Mustang a lot to school. I didnt have much car knowledge at the time, but the guy who sold my brother the car had done a lot of motor work to it and it was supposedly somewhere in the 400-450hp range. Looking back, knowing what I know now. I believe it. Anyways, onto the story.

It was approx 75 in the a.m. Me, my buddies Puff and Greg, and maybe one of the Weather's kids were on our way to school. It was wet/raining, and I had shitty tires, good front breaks, but no rear brakes. As always, I was driving a *bit* too fast for conditions when out of nowhere some bitch of a soccer mom pulled out RIGHT in front of me. Not really knowing what to do, I quickly pulled to the side of the road (grass) with my front wheels locked up.

Given the huge amount of momentum I had (heavy car) and the fact that the slick/locked up front tires werent really slowing me down, I ended up passing her on the shoulder. It might not sound all that crazy of an event but it was seriously fucked up. Right before I was about to collide with something, which at the moment escapes me; either a tree or transformer box, I swung out right in front of the car that had cut me off. It was insane.

Loserkidwac

Whitey remind me never to race you...

I thing you need to install some of the those high performance deer whistles

neuspeedescort

i know about deer that is forsure.

i once watched a deer come up to the gaurdrail and look around then hop over and bounce right into the front of a s10 pickup. it all happened so fast it was like slow mo. my mind didn't even register to slow down til the s10 plowed the deer. i was headed twords the s10 and it happened just as my drivers door was at the front of the s10. if he woudn't have hit the deer it would have bounced in to my rear 1/4 panel forsure. ---- was loud in my car cause i had the windows down about 1/2 way.

another time i was in my bros gen2 rx7 and we where going thru the backroads and he hit one. we just took its legs out and it flew over the car.

funny thing is they seem to find away to get off the road somehow. if its a wooded area they just dissapear no matter how bad you mess them up at times.

NEUMAN

Dx 101

on the way to a local race there was a line of maybe 5-7 cars and we were coming around the blind right hand turn and the first cars swerved and then the ones right in front of me stoped. so i swerved into the other lane where a deer was not runny away but running at me i slam on the brakes tryign to manuver around him or somethign but he just kemp in my sights then when i was at a complete stop then he moved out of my way. it sucked