almost a dad.... Now, officially a dad
01-14-2009, 02:55 PM
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Re: almost a dad....
Originally Posted by Darkelvis
the wife wants to have kids now, but I'm scared shitless...
Also, after one consider the Stevemode method of planned parenthood - the bitch can't be trusted, get a vasectomy.
01-14-2009, 03:10 PM
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Re: almost a dad....
Originally Posted by junkyard racer
Hearing your own kid Cry sucks! Mine is 10 weeks old, today. Little secret, a dab of karo syrup on the psaifier is your lifeline! Makes people think your kid never cries. Lol!
oh, and get this thing that is a big pillow that sagged in the middle for the baby to lay in. he wont sleep in anything else but that now.
01-14-2009, 03:13 PM
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Re: almost a dad....
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I know you aren't a kid yourself, but I'd wait until she was in her reeeeeeal late 20s. Nobody can look good forever, but you should milk her while she does. :P
Also, after one consider the Stevemode method of planned parenthood - the bitch can't be trusted, get a vasectomy.
Also, after one consider the Stevemode method of planned parenthood - the bitch can't be trusted, get a vasectomy.
01-14-2009, 03:16 PM
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Re: almost a dad....
Start drilling that ---- hard at 28, then get fixed and act confused why the second kid doesn't pop out on schedule. It'll work out sweet, man, it's usually the second kid that permanently deforms her hips anyway.
01-14-2009, 03:28 PM
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Re: almost a dad....
actually what I have been doing is paying more attention to her cycle than she has so i am ------- the living ---- out of her every chance i get except for 3 days a month. I'm three months into this whole ordeal and it's going fine so far, but I'm pretty sure she's going to start paying attention if something doesn't happen soon. 
01-14-2009, 03:44 PM
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Re: almost a dad....
Yup! That pillow is called a boppy pillow and its the greatest thing ever. Your wife can use it to feed, baby can sleep in it, you can use it to prop your arm, tons of uses! Get one if you don't already have one. You can get them at about any retailer. Target, walmart, etc
01-15-2009, 05:28 PM
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Re: almost a dad....
Uh-oh, I just went upstairs to snag the batteries out of the woman's vibrator because my remote for the tv is dead and I found a little piece of paper where she has started tracking her cycle now. Looks like I'm going to be in trouble pretty soon.
