Be all you can be!
 

http://perfectyou.org/ some posting from this quality site: Storm into Bar Mitzvahs and demand a stop to "Penis Choppin'".

Get a tattoo of a terrifying monster face, positioned so that your penis protrudes as the monster's elongated mouth. Be sure to have a mouthful of sharp teeth tattooed on the end of your penis. Flash your monster face at little children whenever their parents aren't looking, and laugh patronizingly at their accusations.

Re: Be all you can be!
 

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