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Xplocivic 02-07-2004 02:59 PM

710 Joke
 
710
A few days ago I was having some work done at my
local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer
asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine, I have lost it and need a new one."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it
was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic
gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her
to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a
circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which
had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

Click here to see the photo: http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg


turboboy 02-07-2004 03:04 PM

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that is a quality joke

Ravage70 02-07-2004 03:05 PM

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Oh My God!

i give this post a 10

rudebwoy 02-07-2004 03:06 PM

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haaaaaa ;Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ;D

Xplocivic 02-07-2004 03:18 PM

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Thank you thank you, I figured you guys would get a kick out of this one. ;D

hotrex 02-07-2004 03:32 PM

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wow the endless stream of stupidity hahahahha she must have been spanish or mexican

crx2fast 02-07-2004 03:36 PM

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hahaha that was great ;D

airtonics 02-07-2004 03:42 PM

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I love it ;D

tranceminister 02-07-2004 03:45 PM

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Hahaha ;) nice

crxfreak88 02-07-2004 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
wow the endless stream of stupidity hahahahha she must have been spanish or mexican

You never know she couldve been white black asian spanish italian you never know. That was a good joke though.

Instigator_CRX87 02-07-2004 05:12 PM

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Funny ----...
You could probably tell that chick your dick was a lollipop and she'd suck it...

94turbocoupe 02-07-2004 06:29 PM

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heh thats rich

jake2001z001 02-07-2004 06:32 PM

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lol that ---- was funny

Shanksta 02-07-2004 06:53 PM

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That was great, laughing my ass off!

racerxfear 02-07-2004 07:03 PM

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Omg, lol...that's a classic ;D

non vtec 02-07-2004 08:39 PM

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bahahahaha!!! Nice one :P

AgentMurdoc 02-07-2004 10:10 PM

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hahahaha that's gurrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!

crxrx7 02-07-2004 11:38 PM

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Yeah that one is classic. I have heard it before.

d16forlife 02-08-2004 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
wow the endless stream of stupidity hahahahha she must have been spanish or mexican

that means alot from a roid addict with shriveled balls and a small penis,and short term memory.....why short term memory?Couse you forget to ship ---- out!.

hotrex 02-08-2004 11:34 AM

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haha rather be a roid head than mexican

crxfreak88 02-08-2004 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
haha rather be a roid head than mexican

Dont worry no mexicans want to be you either. Its funny what poeple can say behind a computer screen and a keyboard. I'll just leave it at that.

hotrex 02-08-2004 02:44 PM

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freak if i was there id say it to the face. id rather say it to someones face

blackman 02-08-2004 02:47 PM

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the link isn't working now. and it is pissing me off casue i want to see it.. lol

crxfreak88 02-08-2004 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
freak if i was there id say it to the face. id rather say it to someones face

With what said I wouldnt be surprised if your like 1000miles away from my face. Youre comments are cute though. Im not gonna get drawn into all this drama , Peace. Did you finally get you car running or are you still on jackstands? ::)

hotrex 02-08-2004 03:40 PM

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still on the stands, waitin for my block to be finished.

no worries though. itl break the 300 hp mark

14Bn4G 02-08-2004 04:28 PM

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LMFAO...u just made my day homeboy......that's hilarious....was it a good looking blonde :-\

crxfreak88 02-08-2004 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
still on the stands, waitin for my block to be finished.

no worries though. itl break the 300 hp mark

I guess we do have some things in common ;).

dc2beatu 02-08-2004 09:14 PM

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OIL

dragon 02-08-2004 09:48 PM

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haha rather be a roid head than mexican
:-\

imadouche 02-08-2004 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragon

haha rather be a roid head than mexican
:-\

edit

dont pay attention to hotrex he has torettes

HOOKSH 02-09-2004 03:06 AM

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i hate mexicans, right boostoholic? i got mexican disease from one this one time... never touch another one :-\

davcivic 02-09-2004 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by hotrex
wow the endless stream of stupidity hahahahha she must have been spanish or mexican

She was a stupid ------- blonde, and it is a stupd ------- joke. If it was real she probably was ------- white you dumbass

dragon 02-09-2004 10:49 AM

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i hate mexicans, right boostoholic? i got mexican disease from one this one time... never touch another one :-\
Im not mexican but that was a fucked up statement :-\

hotrex 02-09-2004 11:03 AM

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weee weeee weeee. i was ------ around....cry me a river

rsmith2786 02-09-2004 11:57 AM

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That is one old joke. ::)


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