3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
#33
Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
if you want to have the *****, drink some apple cider vinegar. plus you'll lose sme weight
but i can recall more than once where i had some ---- seepage, lol. sharting is ------ nasty.
another time, a cop pulled me over, right. i had just ate some really bad burrito's, and i was fartin up a storm trying to get home in time to use the *******. ayways, the cop goes: what the hell is that smell? and i says to him: sorry officer, i just ---- myself, and im hurrying home to change. then he says: get out of here, and dont let me catch you speedin again.
---- yourself: you'll get out of trouble with the law
but i can recall more than once where i had some ---- seepage, lol. sharting is ------ nasty.
another time, a cop pulled me over, right. i had just ate some really bad burrito's, and i was fartin up a storm trying to get home in time to use the *******. ayways, the cop goes: what the hell is that smell? and i says to him: sorry officer, i just ---- myself, and im hurrying home to change. then he says: get out of here, and dont let me catch you speedin again.
---- yourself: you'll get out of trouble with the law
#35
Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
BD, I have IBS and have never had these kinds of problems rofl. you get the squirts like crazy if you eat too much dairy though, sucks. I can just imagine having julios sharting problem on top of my IBS
#37
Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
I was just talking to b20accord while taking apart the bottom end of the y8.. Were talking about some thing and he says... Oh ---- I think I just ---- myself.. 30 seconds later hes like yeah man I ---- myself.. ----! I'll call you back in a couple minutes!
So yeah nice story.. Especially since this is your third ( I ---- myself thread) since 2004... Your the bomb julio!!
So yeah nice story.. Especially since this is your third ( I ---- myself thread) since 2004... Your the bomb julio!!
#38
Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
Originally Posted by imburne
I was just talking to b20accord while taking apart the bottom end of the y8.. Were talking about some thing and he says... Oh ---- I think I just ---- myself.. 30 seconds later hes like yeah man I ---- myself.. ----! I'll call you back in a couple minutes!
So yeah nice story.. Especially since this is your third ( I ---- myself thread) since 2004... Your the bomb julio!!
So yeah nice story.. Especially since this is your third ( I ---- myself thread) since 2004... Your the bomb julio!!
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