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Old 12-08-2005, 02:18 AM
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There is Election ---- coming up in Canada but they ain't got ---- on HMT Presidential Election!
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:24 AM
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THIS JUST IN!!!

press realease by stealthmode/dr boost for '08

hello to all of our supporters! we thank you for your continued support. we realize we have offered pretty much. no incentives so far.
our opposition is providing groupie heaven for those who vote for them. se we combed the country. looking for the hottest mama's arround.
we didnt have to sex starve them for 8 months like our opposition did. it seems like thease ladies are already sex starved! our stealthmode/dr boost for '08 campaign doctor. who just got done giving the both of us a prostate exam, (12th one this week) and an enenima (3rd one this lovely morning alone) insists that all thease women are infected with herpes/crabs/aids but that didnt stop us! we went at it like crazed monguls last night. and we're telling u its the best sex we've had in a loooooooooooooooong time, more like evvar!

we have together compiled what we beileve to be the cream of the crop (and there all creaming like a butter churn over filled to the top and being pounded and pounded and pounded)

here it is!
http://www.demauro.com/dogs.swf

speaking of pounding. i think i need to go pound MY man.

thats right people! now that dr boost/stealthmode think theyve officially won! theyve come out of the closet! and they just got married!
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:35 AM
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I'm really disheartened people can vote for a couple of mincy ****, honest to god nancy boys, like Stealthmode and Dr Boost. Blah blah blah they even post up a picture holding each other's hands.

Much has been made about my running mate's prediliction for semen, but at least hotrex can take a load like a man. Steve and Justin would make a big deal about needing to be held afterward, and wanting quality time. ****.

You notice how the opposition says he's "on it" when it comes to monitoring the vote? I bet half my votes are being deleted by that deadbeat dad.
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:40 AM
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Is that the one that gave him the herpes? Yeah, I'd say she's a decent piece of ***. The gift that keeps on giving.

Looks like hotrex/JD got their asses handed to them in this election.
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I'm really disheartened people can vote for a couple of mincy ****, honest to god nancy boys, like Stealthmode and Dr Boost. Blah blah blah they even post up a picture holding each other's hands.

Much has been made about my running mate's prediliction for semen, but at least hotrex can take a load like a man. Steve and Justin would make a big deal about needing to be held afterward, and wanting quality time. ****.

You notice how the opposition says he's "on it" when it comes to monitoring the vote? I bet half my votes are being deleted by that deadbeat dad.
I voted for you but it was only because the election process confused me and I had no idea who I was choosing.
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:47 AM
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:49 AM
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just read this off of cnn!

in a developement that has shocked the nation, stealthmode and dr boost. 2 of the candidates for hmt prez. for 08 have come out of the closet. thease arent your typical queers people. thease are true shock jocks. already they have been sighted in the bahamas making raging homo love to one another. and one papparazzi caught them in the act



dave myers, a fulltime papparazzi says "i caught thease two **** going at it like there was no tomorrow"

already. drs estimate that the raging queer couple has contracted as many as 8 strands of the hiv virus a day. about 120 different types of crabs. and about 7 dfferent strands of herpes, the president has set up a jftf (joint *** taskforce) to deal with the problem.

queers all over the nation. disgusted by what they see. have already turned straight

one queer. allen culley says: "you know. people like thease (dr boost and stealthmode) make me sick. ive been queer for 22 years. and all my life ive never seen anything like this. i likes me a women now all cause of what thease 2 queers have done. i voted for hotrex/davis for '08 and im going to get me some sex crazed groupies tonight!"

one dr who has a masters on stealthmode/dr boost sites the need to kill. and burn the bodies of stealthmode dr.boost. he says "the only way to properly kill the virus is to kill thease 2 queers. and launch there bodies in a space capsule into the sun"

one scientist warns that doing so may "off set the delicate balance of the sun, and end the earth." he advised "just send thease two **** to the nearest black hole."

world leaders have all put there differences aside. and have all joined in in the fight against dr.boost and stealth mode. already the world has come up with a acrynom for the two queers :BS (boost/stealthmode): and theyve become a favorite topic of fire side horror stories.
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Old 12-08-2005, 08:03 AM
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this just in!

election officials blame the lead held by dr boost/stealthmode on the latest craze of band wagon hopper ****.

one election official says "while some of the people whom i feel sry for. actually. thought it out (chuckles) and actually voted for dr boost and stealthmode (starts rolling off the floor while laughing his *** off) we beileve that the sole reason dr boost and stealthmode are winning is because of the ability for bandwagon hoppers to see the results of the vote. before they vote. so they see stealthmode/doc boost with a lead (laughs) so they vote for them. because they assume they will be cool if they do"

another election official who spoke to us on the condition of anomity says:

"personally. i think the way the poll was set up is retarded. i think it should have been so that you could only see the results after the thread is done and over with"

according to jeff frank. the poll will be open to voters for a grand total of 23 hours. from 8pm yesterday. to 7pm today. this gives ample time for people to vote.

other experts cite the vast difference between the number of members on hmt. and the number of votes.

one expect allen mc gravy states "it seems as tho members are being barred from voting. while both dr boost. and joseph davis hold moderator status. dr boost is widly known for taking things personally. and kind of going with the he said/she said thing he's also commited the "haha i got the last word" and locked the thread acts, many times before. he is highly regarded as a **** mod. for the way he acts."

in other events. the pope says this shocking lead held by stealthmode/dr boost, is a sign of judgment day. and christians/muslims all over the world are praying.

doctors estimate that dr boost and stealthmode are contracting one new strand of the aids virus an hour. and effectively, the virus is mutating into a new strand every 30 minutes. doctors warn that the strand could mutate into a aids virus that may ------ like the flu. or a cold. from person to person
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Bukkake, shut the ---- up.

Stealth/Boost gets my vote. Drr, what kind of redneck would I be if I didn't go for the Anti-Kerry guys?

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