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bitchasscracker 01-11-2008 07:33 PM

WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'M LOOSING MY ------- MIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LINK GIVIN HERE DOSENT WORK http://www.moates.net/documentation....entation_id=16



SO ONCE AGAIN I GET ECU TUNNING ---- THAT I CANT ------- USE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'M JUST GOING TO THROW ALL THIS ---- IN A BURN PILE AND GO BACK TO MY AFC WERE EVERYTHING WAS SIMPLE









---- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

78NOVA 01-11-2008 07:35 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
no ill take it lol ;D no burning the burner :P

bitchasscracker 01-11-2008 07:36 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by 78NOVA
no ill take it lol ;D no burning the burner :P

ITS AS USELESS TO YOU AS IT IS ME

Oscar 01-11-2008 07:40 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You suck at life. Learn how to search.
http://www.moates.net/zips/usbdrv.zip

When you pop in your burn1, that "New Hardware Found" window should pop up. Click on manually find the drivers, then browse to that directory. Then install.

If that window doesn't pop up for you, then you'll have to go into device manager and update the driver there.

I think you've been hit upside the head one too many times.

bitchasscracker 01-11-2008 07:41 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i got windows 98 nigga i dont think all that fancy ---- exsist in my world

ifly87 01-11-2008 07:45 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
What do you need? the driver for the Burn1, or the "flash and burn" software?

JUST BE GLAD YOU DIDNT GET THE WILLEMS!!!!!

78NOVA 01-11-2008 07:53 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
i got windows 98 nigga i dont think all that fancy ---- exsist in my world

dude you need to upgrade....---- even linux will be better then the 98 windows bullshit.

bitchasscracker 01-11-2008 08:29 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by d112crzy
You suck at life. Learn how to search.
http://www.moates.net/zips/usbdrv.zip

When you pop in your burn1, that "New Hardware Found" window should pop up. Click on manually find the drivers, then browse to that directory. Then install.

If that window doesn't pop up for you, then you'll have to go into device manager and update the driver there.

I think you've been hit upside the head one too many times.

none of that is working

jacer63 01-11-2008 08:47 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
http://www.moates.net/zips/ftdi_vcp_win98.zip
try this one...

bitchasscracker 01-12-2008 12:36 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
the direction keep telling me to go do something in tunerpro ? wtf is that ?

bitchasscracker 01-12-2008 09:35 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
that little screen at the bottom of the flash and burn screen keeps saying ---- like this

Supported hardware Not Found!
Attach supported hardware and re-open application!
Programming Device from buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.
Programming Device from buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Erasing Device...
ERROR: Erase Command returned failure.
Checking for blank device...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Reading Device into buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.
Programming Device from buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.

Chris Harris 01-12-2008 10:09 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I think you have been punched in the head about 2000 too many times...

Documentation:
http://www.moates.net/documentation.php

BURN1 instructions:
http://www.moates.net/documentation....entation_id=16

USB Driver Instructions:
http://www.moates.net/documentation....entation_id=15

BURN1 Software:
http://www.moates.net/redirect.php?a...pFlashBurn.exe

Now go let someone kick you in the nuts...

Oscar 01-12-2008 11:33 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
that little screen at the bottom of the flash and burn screen keeps saying ---- like this

Supported hardware Not Found!

Attach supported hardware and re-open application!
Programming Device from buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.
Programming Device from buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Verifying device against buffer...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Erasing Device...
ERROR: Erase Command returned failure.
Checking for blank device...
ERROR: Command Failed. Check connectivity, etc.
Reading Device into buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.
Programming Device from buffer...
-----------------------------------
ERROR: PROM I/O returned failure.

This is where you should have stopped. It's not connecting!

That means you haven't installed the drivers yet.

Oscar 01-12-2008 11:35 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by xenocron
I think you have been punched in the head about 2000 too many times...


BURN1 instructions:
http://www.moates.net/documentation....entation_id=16



That link is what's ------- him up.

I'll quote


I first started the laptop up before I plugged in the burner to make sure that the New Hardware Found prompt would pop up. Before you pop in the usb cable, be sure to download the usb files off of the moates.net site. here is the quick link to it.

Note: You can also use the TunerPro software located at http://www.supportfitness.com/mark/t...ownloadApp.htm
After the first paragraph, there is no ''quick link" to the software. He's probably installing the TunerPro.

bitchasscracker 01-12-2008 05:52 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
that is the ------- problem click that link see what happens i get a 404 error everytime i've tried from 6 different computers

Oscar 01-12-2008 06:22 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Do not download that software. Forget it was ever mentioned.

Download the link in the my first post. You already have the software, you just need to install those drivers.

Do what I said to do in my first post.

bitchasscracker 01-12-2008 07:55 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
so i just go to

load file to buffer

then put on a bin i downloaded

then once it is up on the little screen i click

program chip. it will say sucessfull but when i put it in my ecu8 it dosent work

Oscar 01-12-2008 08:18 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
2 Attachment(s)
insert chip correctly, select the correct chip, erase chip, load file, program chip.

You also have to make sure that the offsets are correct.

This is how it's supposed to look when you select the 27SF512 chip
Attachment 20974

This is for the 29C256 chip
Attachment 20975

brettsb16a2 01-12-2008 09:09 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dude, just take your time with this computer crap, it can be very frustrating. NOt only do you learn about car ecu's, you learn about your computer. It took me a good week every night after work trying to figure it all out and i wasted a whole weekend reading and reading. I was about to throw this crappy ebay dell lap top through my car window. I had to walk away many times. Also, make sure after you download or whatever you do, turn your computer off all the way and then turn it back on, cause my computer wouldn't recognize the f-ing ostrich one night, and the next day it worked fine. Getting the drivers to work sometimes can really be crazy. I think you are having kinda the problem i had. If i remember how i got it working i will let you know after i read through this thread again. Go take a :6 break!!

bitchasscracker 01-12-2008 10:43 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by brettsb16a2
Dude, just take your time with this computer crap, it can be very frustrating. NOt only do you learn about car ecu's, you learn about your computer. It took me a good week every night after work trying to figure it all out and i wasted a whole weekend reading and reading. I was about to throw this crappy ebay dell lap top through my car window. I had to walk away many times. Also, make sure after you download or whatever you do, turn your computer off all the way and then turn it back on, cause my computer wouldn't recognize the f-ing ostrich one night, and the next day it worked fine. Getting the drivers to work sometimes can really be crazy. I think you are having kinda the problem i had. If i remember how i got it working i will let you know after i read through this thread again. Go take a :6 break!!


wow thanks for that post. it does sound like me and you had/have the same problems. its good to here someone else did though becouse everyone else on here just like to pretend that all there programs run perfectly and they never have problems with anything, and if you are having problems its becouse your a retard

brettsb16a2 01-12-2008 11:05 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I do feel stupid sometimes with computers like laptops and crap like that, little over two years ago i couldn't even put a song on a ipod, i didn't know how to burn songs on cds, crap that night i was downloading the drivers for the datalogger and for the ostrich is when i learned about drivers. And then use a flippen Apple and everything changes. me in computer training ---> :1

stenseltizm 01-13-2008 11:13 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by bitchasscracker
its good to here someone else did though becouse everyone else on here just like to pretend that all there programs run perfectly and they never have problems with anything, and if you are having problems its becouse your a retard

dude i curse out computers every damn day. ---- that worked perfectly like expensive ass boxed programs dont work the next day because some stupid random setting gets changed. >:( you have to keep pluggin away til you get it, and you will get it.

just think about ---- you've done a few times, it seems easy and those that can't do it must be retards. People that remember what it was like to learn for the first time make the best teachers

WTF 01-16-2008 03:13 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
your lucky you didnt get a willems...

SQ is the SQUAD 01-18-2008 05:33 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
they should of did the driver install part with screen shots. there talking about ---- i dont see, and its confusing as hell

marcj 01-18-2008 05:58 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ITT hmt guys fail at simple electronics :1

SQ is the SQUAD 01-18-2008 06:11 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i am lost on the com ----. this is what i got when i load up, it read chips, and i set up right?

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1083/correctvu9.jpg

HMTguy 01-18-2008 06:34 PM

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Make sure your chip addressing is set at 8000 is you're using an SST chip.

Oscar 01-18-2008 06:37 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
i am lost on the com ----. this is what i got when i load up, it read chips, and i set up right?

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1083/correctvu9.jpg


That is definately wrong.

Select the 29c256 chips, and then copy the settings I have in mine(posted above). That should set the settings for the 27sf512's. If it doesn't, then change those too.

SQ is the SQUAD 01-18-2008 06:37 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ok, i dident realize i could manually change the value to 8000 lol. i suck

SQ is the SQUAD 01-18-2008 06:41 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i changed the 8000 and some ---- changed, but my end address in hex is 00F7FF should i manually change it to 007fff?

Oscar 01-18-2008 07:22 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
manually change all of them to copy what I have in mine.

Also, make sure there are 2 0's in front of the 8000.

SQ is the SQUAD 01-18-2008 07:29 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
am i ret to go

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8840/correctgg4.jpg

Oscar 01-18-2008 07:30 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
it's 008000 not 00800

SQ is the SQUAD 01-18-2008 07:36 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
got it
i am all set now, mines is exactly like yours

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1797/correcthi0.jpg

turbo4life 01-24-2008 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by WTF
your lucky you didnt get a willems...

ya i got a egay willams and that ---- is still uselesss with ists reatarded switch and settings i only was able to get it to read and downlaod the file from the chip and not burn uselss ---- form tiwan waist of 40 dollars then i boutgh all my ---- from xenocron paid some good money but used a jucky computer my frinds old dianasour age dell and it was HELL cant connect to ecu bull ---- then i spent some more money and got a good new Toshiba and now life is wonderfull.. and alot of reading and learning is involved in this.. you will learn brotha (bitchasscracker)

SQ is the SQUAD 01-24-2008 11:20 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
he sold out, you should of guess he would of quit, there wasent enough pictures, lol j/k.
but really, there is no reason for this ---- to be that difficult to install. how lonl does it really take to write in install program?

Oscar 01-24-2008 11:55 AM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I installed my burner on a buddies computer in 5 minutes yesterday :1

That's including download time of the software/usb drivers/firmware updater/firmware.

SQ is the SQUAD 01-24-2008 12:09 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
not everone is on the same level when it comes with computers. i kept readying the install instructions about messing with the com ports, but in all actuallity, i dident need to. i dident change anything and it worked fine. if i had kept trying to change ---- like the directions was telling me i would of never got it. if i had just click and install eveything and palyed with it it would of worked in 5 mins too.

Oscar 01-24-2008 01:42 PM

Re: WHERE IN THE MOTHER FUCK IS THE BURN 1 SOFTWARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
yea, every single time I install it on a different computer, the process is slightly different. Sometimes all you have to do is install the drivers/firmware and software and thats it. Others you have to mess with com settings and whatnot.


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