joebowlr21

funeral is tomarrow. I'm kinda dreading to go.....i tend to get emotional an shyt when death comes around. man i hate this shyt. I'm gonna get drunk tonight

Toysrme

go sulk in a club and get laid

Tom-Guy

Sounds cold when you first read it, but that's the best advice. Celebrate life for those who can't.

Toysrme

even if its a black chick, just keep the lights dim so you can see where everything goes when you're drunk.

Tom-Guy

---- that, flail around blindly until it works out. The bitch should have shaved a landing strip down there to help guide you when you're drunk, and if not then she's into ---- despite what she says to the contrary.

joebowlr21

so i just happened to call my ex up a few hours ago and just fucked her. I think i told her i still loved her to get her to sleep with me, opps!

Toysrme

ROTF that a way joebowl
fur-kini's FTL
JD na man he might have been doing a fat chick, you go flailing around you might get that belly button rank all over your manhood! gross! i mean its one thing to stick it in a chicks *** but ------- black sweatty beads and link HURL!