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Old 01-28-2004, 11:33 AM
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I Guess its time to move on and find a new girlfriend
---- can't do that... I am maried to that girl and in about a month she is going to have my kid... So i am stuck with her for while...
1. Go to a Hardwarestore preferably Home Depot since i own some stock of theirs

2. Find some rope that closely resembles the color of your hair

3. Go outside and find the closest tree or if you live in arizona a cactus will do.

4. Stand on a chair and tie one end around the tree and the other around your neck

5. Jump of the chair, dont fall, because you want to make sure you get the job done right because without medical insurance a broken neck costs a fortune

Now you will never have to worry about your balding head again. Good luck
LOL I'll conceder that one
I'm going to give Rogain a shut, see how it workes out and if not then bold head here i come...
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Old 01-28-2004, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by stretch-d
That tricycle drift in your avitar looks real.

I can't figure out how they did that.
its easy mang.. me and my friend used to do it all the time after school at a store called "Best" (they closed a year later). We were in 8th grade riding those kiddie tricycles and their floor was slick as ----, we'd ride them real fast down the aisle then do like 90+ degree turn at the end of the aisles and drift(I didn't know what drifting was back then). fun stuff. I think i can still do it, I'm 21 now but I havent gained too much weight.
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Old 01-28-2004, 11:36 AM
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I started loosing hair when I was about 20-21, I knew it was coming, kinda sucks.. but I've had a shaved head for about a year now, and it's very low maintnence :P
True Dat.

I've got you all beat. My hair starting receding when I was 16, I'm almost 21 now and have been sporting the shaved/buzzed look for 2 1/2 years. Super low maintanence, as long as you don't shave every day, I just shave it and let it go for 10 days or so, after that you can tell that even though I have hair at the top of my head, it's super thin, and after about 2 weeks, I basically look like I'm bald with thin fuzz on the top of my head, looks like absolute ***.

GOOD NEWS!! Well kinda, I did find one advantage to going bald. I'm at the U of MN, and I participated in a hairloss reasearch study. They took biopsies of my bald spots (9 in total) and skin grafted my scalp onto bald mice to test new hair growth drugs. Not only am I helping our cause, but they paid me $225 to do it. It was sweet.

Good luck with that ----, I say just buzz it short, it'll look better than trying to cover it up.
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Old 01-28-2004, 11:40 AM
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atleast youre not impotent
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Old 01-28-2004, 11:48 AM
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Im not a doc, but I think that is either a fungal infection of your scalp or some autoimmune disorder which can result in a diagnosis called "alopecia areata". It can cause you to lose chunks of hair like that, but then it can resolve and then come back again in a different spot. If I were you i'd figure out how to see a dermatologist. <-- They are the ones you want to see not the regular family practice doc.

I dont want to alarm you but its a good idea to get it checked out because if its automimmune you might need to take the proper precautions because alopecia areata is associated with other autoimmune diseases such as hashimoto's thyroiditis, vitiligo, and myasthenia gravis, but then again it could just be some benign thing where you just happened to have a patch of hair that decided to fall off (which doesnt usually happen).

PM me if you need some more info. I'll tell you what i know.
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Old 01-28-2004, 12:00 PM
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whoa, those are big words, I'm getting dizzy, *better sit down*

get some health insurance and then have it checked out...
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Old 01-28-2004, 12:02 PM
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I was afraid someone might say that! :P

sorry Hatch didnt mean to tell u this on a message board. Would have like to tell you this info in person... but just use what i said as insight for questions that you might have for the doc...

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whoa, those are big words, I'm getting dizzy, *better sit down*

get some health insurance and then have it checked out...
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:04 PM
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wash your hair with horse shampoo ---- and take those huge *** vitamins and youll be fine as longs as its not hereditary.....my mom used to be a hair dresser-trust me...ill find out exactly what kind of vitamins
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Old 01-28-2004, 05:04 PM
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Yeah dude that doesn't look healthy. your hair thins until there none left. That looks like something else. Losing my hair is one of my biggest fears. I'm 21 now, if I can make it to 30 than I won't care.

Stealthmode: Doesn't that hair actually grow? I can't see how it could look natural? Whenever I think of hair transplants I can't get the images from Duce Bigalo out of my head.

I also heard that baldness comes from your mother's father. I hope this is true becuase my dad is as bald as they get
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Old 01-28-2004, 06:02 PM
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I seriously suggest that you see a doctor. and tell him to hook you up with rogane and some anxiety pills.
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