Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
05-01-2008, 07:43 PM
#22
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Originally Posted by crx2fast
kain if you just went to the bar one night.. tell said girl your a virgin. shes gonna bang you, i'll guaranty that. your gonna have to bring some friends with you so they can verify with the -----. thats a Noel guaranty right there.
kain - "yeah i really am a virgin"
random **** - "like omg are you really?"
kain - "yes i am"
random **** - "you wanna get outa hear? go back to my place. i can dress you up in a umpa lumpa costume and have my way with you"
kain - "yeah i really am a virgin"
random **** - "like omg are you really?"
kain - "yes i am"
random **** - "you wanna get outa hear? go back to my place. i can dress you up in a umpa lumpa costume and have my way with you"
05-01-2008, 07:48 PM
#23
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
If he hasn't lost it yet, there really isn't much hope. 
The guy I work with is close to 50....and still a virgin.
He is living proof that not getting laid ***** up your head.
I'm guessing kain=VERY strange guy in person and says some weird ---- at random times that makes no sense to anybody, but him. I'd say he has a "creepy" sense of humor which tends to freak girls out before he can get a chance to spit what little game he has. All of this, added to his lack of heighth and living with his parents and that is the ultimate reason for him being a virgin still.
Not trying to knock you kain, just pointing out some things you might want to work on. If you let this ---- go for too long it will never end.
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The guy I work with is close to 50....and still a virgin.
He is living proof that not getting laid ***** up your head.I'm guessing kain=VERY strange guy in person and says some weird ---- at random times that makes no sense to anybody, but him. I'd say he has a "creepy" sense of humor which tends to freak girls out before he can get a chance to spit what little game he has. All of this, added to his lack of heighth and living with his parents and that is the ultimate reason for him being a virgin still.
Not trying to knock you kain, just pointing out some things you might want to work on. If you let this ---- go for too long it will never end.
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05-01-2008, 07:59 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Kain, just don't go falling in love with the first girl who gives you a piece of ***, because you WILL be a disappointment to her. I don't care what anybody says, I don't think any guy really RAILS his first piece of -----. Don't necessarily mean you aren't hung or anything, it's just usually a nervous, awkward experience. Once you've had some practice, you get more comfortable with it, and you'll just be tossin' that bitch any old kinda way. The only way you won't bomb your first piece of ----- is if the female is a virgin, too. That way neither of you have any real expectations, because it's a first for both of you. The first bitch I slept with was hella hot, and I sure hate that I didn't knock the lining off that ----- like I do these days.
05-01-2008, 08:01 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
If you let this ---- go for too long it will never end.
05-01-2008, 08:05 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Originally Posted by ghettoturbo
you could be right...right now he is at the age where there are a lot of college-age girls that might like the idea, later on in life he would have to try harder imho
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05-01-2008, 08:12 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Originally Posted by buk9tp
deal with it
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05-01-2008, 08:30 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
Then pledge some money fellas. I already did. Qik will probably be spending the majority of it on drinks/party atmosphere to put kain in some prime situation.
I think Kain is a pretty cool guy, and I wouldn't want him to turn into that old creepy 50yo virgin guy the neighbor kids make fun of.
----- is essential to the human survival. Go get some! its the natural course of things. And once you get some, you can't get enough.
I think Kain is a pretty cool guy, and I wouldn't want him to turn into that old creepy 50yo virgin guy the neighbor kids make fun of.
----- is essential to the human survival. Go get some! its the natural course of things. And once you get some, you can't get enough.
05-01-2008, 08:48 PM
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Re: Would HMT pay for Kain's virginity to end?
The first piece of *** I had was of a friend and she has still not talked to me since that night it was terrible I had to get drunk not to be nervous and ended up throwing up on her. oh yeah total 5 minutes of furry.
