zplightning

I've never done anything too bad... But, I have always had a problem with saying whats on my mind without thinking first. Back in senior year of high school it was coming around time to be my birthday. The year prior my mom had thrown me a surprise party, and I hated it... I dont like a big deal made about my birthday.

Anyways, I told my girlfriend at the time how much I hated that, and how pissed I would be if she threw me one. Turns out my friends wanted to party more than anything, and talked her into fronting the cash for a hotel room. Then I was told there was a hotel party... I get to the door, knock, and I hear "sssshhhh", at that point I started to get pissed, I walked in, and everyone yells "SURPRISE", and I turn to her and say, "I told you I didnt want a ------- surprise birthday party, ----." And about 45 people go dead silent and stare at me, as she leaves crying. Anyhoo long story short, I ended up chasing her down and apologizing, still got some that night, as well as getting housed as hell.

G2turbo_terror

I was cleaning my garage and found my first "big two wheeler", prime crasftmenship outta the 80s, huffy, neon colors and the frame was broken so me and some buddies (ju-on) tossed it around and ended up braking it in 1/2. Then got into a truck and drove into the country and tossed it out back. It sparked as it slid along the pavment which looked cool but we came back later and some mini van was on the side of the road w/its hazards on...I kinda felt bad.

Another time, we found a toilet behind a strip mall, loaded it into the same truck and tossed it out while driving through a neighborhood @ 1am. That thing literaly exploded when it hit the ground and went all over the street, there was no way you could drive around it. Didn't really feel bad about that.

Theres more but to much typing.

Tatakai

^^zplightning - i did some ---- like that before. makes you feel really shitty afterwords, but hey, you TOLD everyone you didn't wanna party. lose/lose situation

scottsi

i put brown pudding that looked like ---- on the handrails to the stairs at school, and watied for the bell to ring and sat at the top and laughed at everyone that walked up and had ---- all over their hands/ clothes.

HondaTuner

haha that reminds me too, someone stuck a couple dead spiders in this kids pudding at school, and stuck pubes in his coca cola

(fucked up part is he found out about the pubes, shrugged and kept drinking the coke )

d16u7nh

when i lived in florida, there was this junkie that lived down the street from us and was semi friends with one of my roommates. well he used to come over and boot up in the bathroom, and i finally told him to do it somewhere else. so one night me and my roommates are watching tv and this dude runs into our house and runs into the bathroom and locks the door. he wont come out and wont unlkock the door. so after and hour i finally kick the door in and he's laying there on the ground with a hypo sticking out of his arm. im like ---- you aint ODing on me, so my buddy helped me throw this dude into the back of another friends truck and drove him to a parking lot and dumped him off....now that isnt the worst part , the worst part is i ran him for his pockets and got $5 and a laser pointer.... he lived and went to jail for some dumb ----. needless to say i got the ---- out of florida and never will forget that night.

Paul99EX

details are bad, but the ingrediants are 2003 esclade, drug dealer (------- we went to school with), 2 cans of aircraft coating remover, and an anyonmous call to the police....lol

daubleaaron

Possibly the morning I was going home after a party, im talking like 50 in the morning, just getting light out and fog settleing in over the low spots in the bean fields and on ponds. I'm driving an 84 cj7 with 33"MT's and come across a sod farm. Im talking square miles of perfect grass! So I hit that ---- up proper and ripped circles in that field for a good 15 min. sorry sod guys.

Or mabey it was the biggest smoke bomb I could order which was ignited in a jr high school.

Darkelvis

I can't remember what it is, but there is some spanish bread that one piece has a little doll in it, and if you get that piece you are special for some reason (i don't remember all the details). In 9th grade in my spanish class a couple of students were picked to make this bread and bring it to class the following day, I was picked, I didn't want to make this stuff, but I had to. I figured what the hell, I might as well let the teacher know that she probably shouldn't pick me from now on, so when I went home that night, instead of putting a doll in one piece I put 3 boxes of laxative in the mix and baked it like that. The next day EVERYONE in my class had horrible ***** and class was cancelled half way through. Needless to say, no one got a doll, no one felt special, and I never got picked to do stupid ---- again. Funny thing is my teacher actually thought it was kinda funny, and I didn't get in trouble for it.

FastLS

I got a 'slow kid'(not down syndrome or autistic, just slower than average) to smoke a cigarrett... long story. Something about warewolves and vampires and corperate America tieing into having to smoke to stay safe.

I had sex in a cemitary(on a tombstone) and in a church parking lot.... <_< :P wasn't for the fact that those places were holy or what not, it cause we couldn't find a private place to do it.