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Old 10-14-2004, 12:10 AM
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It seems like women always pull up right on my *** when I'm on an incline. I roll back before they get close to let them know im in a manual, but nooo they insist on getting right on my bumper. I hope I never slip and roll into one of them.
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Old 10-14-2004, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted by xpert787
It seems like women always pull up right on my *** when I'm on an incline. I roll back before they get close to let them know im in a manual, but nooo they insist on getting right on my bumper. I hope I never slip and roll into one of them.
just put your bumper on their bumper and have them support your car while you get going
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Old 10-14-2004, 12:30 AM
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women can drive, well one woman anyways: Lisa Kubo
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ZC EF 4dR
women can drive, well one woman anyways: Lisa Kubo
knows how to drive it sright doesn`t means she knows how to drive
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:26 AM
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Its pretty simple.

Women should ONLY do the following things:

Cook - They have been doing it for years and years and its something they're good at.
Us men on the other hand dont know how to cook because we are always too busy.

Clean - Yet another quality of a woman.
Men do not have the ability to pay attention to detail, meaning were not cut out for the task.

Laundry - Why do you think they make Tide boxes so nice and colorfull? Surely they dont expect a man to do the job, why should you?

Stay home - You work so hard around the house doing your daily chores while we work our asses off, the last thing we need is to have you go out with your bitchy friends to nag about how you got married to an -------, please stay home and spend time with your husbands who need the sex and attention.
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Old 10-14-2004, 01:28 AM
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women should only be aloud to drive civic or maybe a subby outback at the most !!!

The only reason I've ever thought that I may need to buy a gun is incase some dumb rich *** soccer T-bones me in my civic while talking on her phone in a ---- POS excursion !! You see, if I get T-boned by a SUV, I have a 100% chance of dying in a 89' civic, but if I shoot her in the head before her dumb *** hits me, I have a 50% chance that she'll die and pull the wheel on her way down !!!

Not sure which pisses me off more... ( keep in mind I live in the retirement capital of the nation central Florida ) those dumb *** SUV driving soccer moms or the 85 year old bind people that find it IMPOSSIBLE to buy anything that isn't ------- HUGE !!! Caddys, lincolns, cop car wanna-be cars, or the best of all a huge ------- R.V !!!
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Old 10-14-2004, 03:18 AM
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Just role back and slam into em if you have a MT. At least here in MN, you have to allow room for MT's to roll back. They are at fault in this state.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 4thGenTurbo
Its pretty simple.

Women should ONLY do the following things:

Cook - They have been doing it for years and years and its something they're good at.
Us men on the other hand dont know how to cook because we are always too busy.

Clean - Yet another quality of a woman.
Men do not have the ability to pay attention to detail, meaning were not cut out for the task.

Laundry - Why do you think they make Tide boxes so nice and colorfull? Surely they dont expect a man to do the job, why should you?

Stay home - You work so hard around the house doing your daily chores while we work our asses off, the last thing we need is to have you go out with your bitchy friends to nag about how you got married to an -------, please stay home and spend time with your husbands who need the sex and attention.
most women cant cook.
they cant clean either.
laundry is done by someone else
they get bored and get a job.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:50 AM
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Yeah when i was going to school last year some bish in a truck lifted to the sky just merged into my poor civic her big *** tire went up on my hood and then she tryed to drive off. When the cops asked her why she kept going she said she never saw me and couldnt tell she had hit someone.
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Old 10-14-2004, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ZC EF 4dR
women can drive, well one woman anyways: Lisa Kubo
Word.
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