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Old 05-14-2004, 04:45 PM
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two words: dirty sanchez
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Old 05-14-2004, 05:03 PM
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that sounds racist must be cause im mexican right
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Old 05-14-2004, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by hotrex
my girl wont let me ram her dump hole either. thats ok i like her anyways
well she might not take it in the *** but you shure do
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:09 PM
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try something new like smacking her around and calling her a bitch,****,dirty ----- it usually works for me then you tell her to get on her knees and suck like a lolly pop, oh yeah
yeah that work...psycho
LMAO

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

One time I honestly accidently slipped it in the wrong direction. This girl was abnormally tight anyways and I couldn't tell the difference. Condoms suck. Anyways, a little while into it she says "Do you know where you're at?" and I'm like "Uh, oh my god!" and we both kinda laughed. It was actually very awkward. Unless your bitch is super loose, it's really not worth the hassle of trying to make her do it. She better suck a mean **** though....and swallow.
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:21 PM
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Am i the only guy taht thinks teh poop shoot is unnatractive, i dunno what it is, i just dont want to stick my dick in there, what would keep you from doing it to a guy?... I dunno, i guess im just old fashion, and -----'s much more comforting for me. And i like the girl to have some pleasure...
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:28 PM
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haha ya theres something about sticking it in where poo comes out that makes me not want to do it...i'de want to make sure they are clean maybe? but i wouldn't wanna watch the cleaning process
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:35 PM
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u guys are pussies

u gotta try the entire buffet before u chose ur favorite meal

and that goes for everything
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Ravage70
u guys are pussies

u gotta try the entire buffet before u chose ur favorite meal

and that goes for everything

Nah, i ussually know what i want before i go, lol...
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Old 05-14-2004, 11:16 PM
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"probe it with the finger" just keep trying and trying

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Old 05-14-2004, 11:43 PM
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if you got a lubed up condom and your hard to the max it shouldn't be too hard, just do it on a strong thrust and hope she isn't so tight that you break your dick, that would suck.
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