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Old 02-18-2008, 02:21 AM
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Old 02-18-2008, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by doug684
V-Day ----....check. She busted out some jelly ----. Said she didn't like KY it was too liquid and didn't last as long. It was her idea so that made it even better. Funny as hell during the 30sec break in period. You're just kinda chillin there. I like to bust out random talk during that time too.

hmmm sounds liek she has done it more then once?
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Old 02-18-2008, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by BoostMyDB8
If you love her, lube 'er.

Take some KY and stick the bottle cap into her *** and squeeze.
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lube it up good, put it in sloooowwwwwww and dont move, just wait for her to relaxe for a bit. Then you wont get kicked out for getting the starfish too sore.
these are the two best tips. problem is most of you loosers get to excited that your actually is a chicks *** you start humping to hard, to fast, and to early. be patient take it slow and easy you'll get it
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Old 02-18-2008, 10:09 AM
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Old 02-18-2008, 10:15 PM
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hmmm sounds liek she has done it more then once?
Sho nuff. Tried without lube and she said it hurt for days. Said she had tried KY before with her vibrator and it was like water.
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:13 PM
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Yeah everynow and then i get it in the shower, and it works, but not for long. They have this stuff called ---- ease, i guess its some kinda numbing stuff to help her *** out. (Lol that one is pretty good) But yeah, what the hell. Your rubbing it all over your dick too, so its going to take forever to ***, and its not going to be fun for your girl either.
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
Yeah everynow and then i get it in the shower, and it works, but not for long. They have this stuff called ---- ease, i guess its some kinda numbing stuff to help her *** out. (Lol that one is pretty good) But yeah, what the hell. Your rubbing it all over your dick too, so its going to take forever to ***, and its not going to be fun for your girl either.
Contains benzocaine; numbs the nerves around the anus.


Best thing is gape her slowly until she's ready.
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:39 PM
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+1...
I get it whenever i want now. This girl i am with does everything she possibly can to make me happy, so buttsex is in order here.
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
+1...
I get it whenever i want now. This girl i am with does everything she possibly can to make me happy, so buttsex is in order here.
Ease up. She'll be too loose
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:36 PM
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yeah it only happens like once every probably three weeks. When i get that wild hair up my *** to stick it up her ***. She is a great girl though. Almost 6 months on the 25th already. Seems like a couple weeks.
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