Whitey's advice on women
03-16-2004, 04:02 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
i dont know. i just havent had anything. i havent even had a girlfriend.
03-16-2004, 04:15 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
Originally Posted by kain
i dont know. i just havent had anything. i havent even had a girlfriend.
03-16-2004, 04:19 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
ROFL 
15 seconds? Now thats a quicky.
15 seconds? Now thats a quicky.
03-16-2004, 04:22 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
heh. it would be longer than the 15 seccond you could dish out.
03-16-2004, 04:49 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
Originally Posted by crx88Si
I would like to further explore rule #7.
7a) as whitey stated
7b) ESPECIALLY in high school. You never know who will follow the atkins or jenny craig diet and come out SMOKIN hot.
7c) If you and 3 buddies are at a bar or something and 4 girls are there (3 hot, 1 not) take one for the team, because 1 of the hotties will think you're cool.
7d) Fat chicks are sometimes better. They can't expect you to keep them around for their looks, so they've got to have something good
you may now continue on...
7a) as whitey stated
7b) ESPECIALLY in high school. You never know who will follow the atkins or jenny craig diet and come out SMOKIN hot.
7c) If you and 3 buddies are at a bar or something and 4 girls are there (3 hot, 1 not) take one for the team, because 1 of the hotties will think you're cool.
7d) Fat chicks are sometimes better. They can't expect you to keep them around for their looks, so they've got to have something good
you may now continue on...
03-16-2004, 04:49 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
Originally Posted by Whitey
2. Chicks only understand one thing... money. If you don't have it, you ain't going to hit it
4. Girls don't like nice guys. Nice guys are boring and the dangerous cokehead are exciting to be around. If your just like everybody else, she's not going to find you interesting. So when you think your scoring points by acting polite and buying her drinks, your just paying to get her drunk so she'll ---- the mexican in the parking lots whos stealing you rims.
03-16-2004, 07:03 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
One time a I was at a bar and I took it in the ***, wait wrong story, my friend saw some fat chicks actin real slutty and hes like you know what fat chicks like, hes thinkin ****, and I'm like no they just like food.
03-16-2004, 07:14 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
Originally Posted by kain
heh. it would be longer than the 15 seccond you could dish out.
03-16-2004, 07:18 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
I have so many funny bar stories it's not funny. I love the bar. Always an adventure. Fights, -----, laughing, yelling, getting kicked out, getting cut-off, getting arrested, getting punched by a bitch, getting so drunk that you try to go into the wrong house(yes, that happened to me), getting so drunk that you forget where your vehicle is(but that's probably a good thing). I love the bar. It's warming up again. It's just about the time of year when everybody becomes an alcoholic for the same reason.......-----. 
Lake Havasu City, AZ. It's only cool for a few months out of the year though.
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03-16-2004, 07:19 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
Originally Posted by Whitey
Originally Posted by kain
heh. it would be longer than the 15 seccond you could dish out.
-sean
