Whitey's advice on women
03-15-2004, 07:47 PM
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Whitey's advice on women
Alot of HMT members have been embarrasing themselves recently by trying to get a piece from the girls on this forum. (You know who you are) follow these simple steps and maybe you'll actually get some real ----- instead of masturbating in front of a computer while you tell Mary how hot she is 
1. DON'T TRY TO PICK UP CHICKS ON THE INTERNET!! What the ----. I think this rule is pretty self explanitory. The only people who are getting some off the internet are usually 50 year old men going after the 8 year old boyscout who just wants "a friend with candy"
2. Chicks only understand one thing... money. If you don't have it, you ain't going to hit it
3. You have to make it perfectly clear that your not interested in just a friendship. A friendship leaves you with no booty and a chick that you can just talk to. And we all know how much fun a chick is to talk to that you have no hope of -------.
4. Girls don't like nice guys. Nice guys are boring and the dangerous cokehead are exciting to be around. If your just like everybody else, she's not going to find you interesting. So when you think your scoring points by acting polite and buying her drinks, your just paying to get her drunk so she'll ---- the mexican in the parking lots whos stealing you rims.
5. If your a 19 year old virgin....maybe its time you started paying for sex. At least admitting that is less embarrasing than being a 19 year old virin.
6. If you ever go on a trip across country, try to ---- every girl you see cause if she gets knocked up your already 1,000 miles away and its nice to be setting up franchises
7. Never be mean to a fat bitch. Hot girls ALWAYS have ugly friends hanging around them to make them look better (its a fact of life)
These are a few I can think of right now feel free to add any advice you have. Also if your offended by ANY part of this post, than you really need to get laid
1. DON'T TRY TO PICK UP CHICKS ON THE INTERNET!! What the ----. I think this rule is pretty self explanitory. The only people who are getting some off the internet are usually 50 year old men going after the 8 year old boyscout who just wants "a friend with candy"
2. Chicks only understand one thing... money. If you don't have it, you ain't going to hit it
3. You have to make it perfectly clear that your not interested in just a friendship. A friendship leaves you with no booty and a chick that you can just talk to. And we all know how much fun a chick is to talk to that you have no hope of -------.
4. Girls don't like nice guys. Nice guys are boring and the dangerous cokehead are exciting to be around. If your just like everybody else, she's not going to find you interesting. So when you think your scoring points by acting polite and buying her drinks, your just paying to get her drunk so she'll ---- the mexican in the parking lots whos stealing you rims.
5. If your a 19 year old virgin....maybe its time you started paying for sex. At least admitting that is less embarrasing than being a 19 year old virin.
6. If you ever go on a trip across country, try to ---- every girl you see cause if she gets knocked up your already 1,000 miles away and its nice to be setting up franchises
7. Never be mean to a fat bitch. Hot girls ALWAYS have ugly friends hanging around them to make them look better (its a fact of life)
These are a few I can think of right now feel free to add any advice you have. Also if your offended by ANY part of this post, than you really need to get laid
03-15-2004, 07:52 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
this should get a sticky 
03-15-2004, 07:58 PM
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7.Don't act like you want them more than anything in the world. Chicks don't like desperate guys because desperate guys=no experience which=bad sex and no orgasm for the lady. You don't actually have to give her an orgasm, but you have to act like you can.
8.Do some research on the subject. Find out what kind of guy she likes and pretend you are that guy. If she wants a confident guy, you are a confident guy. If she wants a shy guy, you are a shy guy. etc, etc....
9.Flash some money and act like it ain't no big thing. Money=girls. No money=no girls.
10.Don't be the one to call them unless it's the last resort. If you do have to call, don't be nice and if they want to do something, act like you have better, more important things to do.
11.Don't introduce them to friends. Better looking friends=no ----- for you. Chances are if you are taking this advice you're lady isn't going to be the type you "show off" anyways.
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8.Do some research on the subject. Find out what kind of guy she likes and pretend you are that guy. If she wants a confident guy, you are a confident guy. If she wants a shy guy, you are a shy guy. etc, etc....
9.Flash some money and act like it ain't no big thing. Money=girls. No money=no girls.
10.Don't be the one to call them unless it's the last resort. If you do have to call, don't be nice and if they want to do something, act like you have better, more important things to do.
11.Don't introduce them to friends. Better looking friends=no ----- for you. Chances are if you are taking this advice you're lady isn't going to be the type you "show off" anyways.
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03-15-2004, 07:58 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
yeah and dont take girls that spit. If you unsure the bitch don't swallow make sure you shove her head further down your **** when your about to bust.
And never trust a girl who tells you her age. If you ask her how old she is and she respond with the same question she just going to lie to you
And never trust a girl who tells you her age. If you ask her how old she is and she respond with the same question she just going to lie to you
03-15-2004, 08:02 PM
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girls love ---- even if they say they dont. if she tells you no you can always try the oops i slipped method...... with your fist.
03-15-2004, 08:05 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
Originally Posted by Dragon
And never trust a girl who tells you her age. If you ask her how old she is and she respond with the same question she just going to lie to you
03-15-2004, 08:21 PM
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haha why Dragon, was that girl that gave you head 14 years old?
03-15-2004, 08:23 PM
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Oh I know all too well. I try to stay away from the eleventeen's though. Jesus you'll get thrown in handcuffs just for looking at some of them these day's :P
03-15-2004, 08:26 PM
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I know right? whats up with these little girls looking like there 18 and ---- and having tattos, peircings and brittany spears looking clothes. When i was in jr high girls at my school never looked like that
03-15-2004, 08:34 PM
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Re:Whitey's advice on women
Originally Posted by tranceminister
I try to stay away from the eleventeen's though.
Haha, I had a girl who told me that once. I was like "So how old are you?" and she says "Eleventeen". I never really found out how old she was.
Oh well.....The shitty part about that was a couple weeks later I went to the gas station to get a slurpy for this other girl. I was in the passenger seat and she was driving. Well, guess who is walking right up to the car. Yeah, the eleventeen year old.
I was like "Uh, they don't have slurpies here, just go" and she was like "You didn't even go in, what's the matter..." "JUST GO!!!"She knew.
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