where can i find a cheap helper monkey ?
07-08-2004, 03:07 PM
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where can i find a cheap helper monkey ?
im looking for a monkey to do my bidding a mokey like mojo
i would like to pay him in bananas if possible 
oh and he should know how to kill some one with his bare hands if i ask him to 
i would like to pay him in bananas if possible oh and he should know how to kill some one with his bare hands if i ask him to
07-08-2004, 05:07 PM
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Re:where can i find a cheap helper monkey ?
Originally Posted by Whitey
There was a time when we used to take people like you out back and beat them with a rubber hose for making posts like this
If you're serious about getting a monkey, do some research. They are some mother ******* to have as a pet. They are more like a kid than a pet because they need constant supervision. They will tear your ------- house apart and throw ---- at you when you try to beat the hell out of them for it. I really wanted one a while back and did alot of research on them. I also found out that a black bear is cheaper and so much cooler, but can kill you alot easier. You would also need a special license and ----. Monkeys are very expensive, especially if you want a good one that isn't a complete barbaric piece of ----. Good luck.
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