tr4cti0n.i55ues

i am looking for a job but i know i will fail any drug test right now. me and some friends went to denver last weekend and killed half an ounce so i guess i will just wait a month

Anubis_4_99

gettin ---- faced, me and my buddys did double shots every minute for half an hour the other day and again tonight for an hour or untill everyone pukes, last one to puke wins $50

FooK

callin the cops to bust some parent with weed in the house... haha

actually im about to go start on the gs-r head swap.

jecu

not ---- bc the whole town left bc of spring break, and my dumbass signed up for new job orientation at 11am tommorow morning

MikeJ-2009

My wife went on a trip, so it's me and the terrorist watching tv and saying funny words like "hot girl". :P

Racintweek

hey steve, how old is your son??

MikeJ-2009

He's 3, and he's addicted to watching cops because they are the only people that get to shoot other people and take them to "time out".

He's facinated by guns, but he wouldn't point it at anyone. I didn't have to beat him to learn that, I only had to instill the fear of the beating. It works pretty good.

Racintweek

i have a 2 daughters, a 2 and a 5 year old.





anyone else on here a parent??

Cray91

[baby Bin-Laden] Hot girl has peterbutter boobies[/Baby Bin-Laden]

I am going to the baa.