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Old 12-06-2004, 06:41 PM
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i slit a guys throat once with my K bar, then put about 10 bullets between his eyes, as his mother watched, after i beat the ---- out of him.

the ****** tried to kill me, wouldnt you do the same?

god doesnt like me anymore.
Was that the guy you were talking about in Iraq?

Don't bash me here Frank but God will always love you. You did not commit a sinful act, it was in self defense regardless.
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Old 12-06-2004, 06:44 PM
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well than allow me to rephrase,

Jesus was a brown man, I am a brown man, therefore am I Jesus?

Better? :P
then that makes me jesus too
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i slit a guys throat once with my K bar, then put about 10 bullets between his eyes, as his mother watched, after i beat the ---- out of him.

the ****** tried to kill me, wouldnt you do the same?

god doesnt like me anymore.
Was that the guy you were talking about in Iraq?

Don't bash me here Frank but God will always love you. You did not commit a sinful act, it was in self defense regardless.
I know.
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Is Michael Jackson considered Jesus too then? Oh man I hope not...
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Old 12-06-2004, 06:46 PM
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Is Michael Jackson considered Jesus too then? Oh man I hope not...
hell no!
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If it were in my power I would send all of you who smiled at this thread to hell. Ever wonder why your life sucks? Probly because you smile at stuff like this. I'm by no means a "Jesus freak" or "bible thumping" but this is just sick. You all have no respect at all. I hope your kids spit in your face one day or stab you just so you know how it feels to be this disrespected. One day in hell you all will wish you never did this.
---- you, go to hell. My life doesn't suck and you don't know me so eat a bowl of dick. I have a sense of humor so I can smile at anything. Life is too short to be so stuck up. Have fun and enjoy it while it lasts.

You wish for me to have my kids stab me and I'm the one who's in the wrong and going to "hell"? You're a ------- hyporcrite.

BTW, there is no god, heaven or a hell so your theory is ---- anyways.
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Thats good. Let's leave the child molestation to the preists ok? Oh wait, Michaels already sleeping with them :P
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well than allow me to rephrase,

Jesus was a brown man, I am a brown man, therefore am I Jesus?

Better? :P
then that makes me jesus too
yup Now let's go collect the collection plate.
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well than allow me to rephrase,

Jesus was a brown man, I am a brown man, therefore am I Jesus?

Better? :P
then that makes me jesus too
yup Now let's go collect the collection plate.
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damn, you guys are gonna rot in hell.
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