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Old 02-12-2008, 12:46 AM
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i swear there used to be a thread for recipies......what the ---- happened to it


oh well


step one: drink a bunch of beer

step 2: gather ingredients

-1 can of Hunts fire roasted diced tomatos
-2 cloves of garlic minced fine
-1/2-1 japaleno pepper minced fine
-1/4 bunch of fresh cilantro chopped semi coarse
- 1/3 of a medium onion minced fine
-salt to taste

dump the can of tomatos onto a dish and mash them up with a fork to the consistantcy you like.. i like it kinda chunky so i didn't do too much tomato distruction. add all the ingredients and mix up.... give it a taste and add salt as needed. you can cut back on the garlic if you'd like as well as the Jalapenos. they tend to be REALLY inconsistant as far as how hot they are. i put a whole JAP in it when i made it.. i eat some hot ---- and it was GODDAMN hot. it all depends on if you get some good peppers or not. stick with half a JAP and move up if you need more heat. DONT SEED THE PEPPER....unless youre a -----.... the heat is in the membrane and the seeds....


i just sorta threw this together tonight cause i was drunk and wanted some salsa..came out ------- tasty







if you dont like it.... ---- your self
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:56 AM
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Fried Oreos:

1 cup buttermilk pancake mix
3/4 cup ice water
1 quart vegetable oil
1 sleeve of Oreo cookies (14 each)
2 tablespoons confectioners sugar

Step 1: Freeze cookies for 3 hours.
Step 2: In a 3-quart saucepot or deep fryer, heat oil to 350 degrees F (medium heat on stove top).
Step 3: While oil is heating, set up a sheet pan with paper towels for draining.
Step 4: In a medium bowl, stir water into buttermilk pancake mix with a whisk until thoroughly combined. Batter should be consistency of pancake mix, if not, add more water or mix accordingly.
Step 5: With metal tongs, dip each cookie one at a time into batter, making a thin coat completely around the cookie.
Step 6: Place coated cookie carefully into hot oil. Repeat for each cookie. Fry on both sides, turning over once until golden brown.
Step 7: Remove fried cookie from hot oil with metal tongs and drain on paper towels.
Note: The cookies inside should be soft throughout, if they are cold and hard reduce oil temperature.
Step 8: Dust with confectioners sugar.
Step 9: Let cool slightly (about 2 minutes) before serving
Step 10: Kill yourself
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:14 AM
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https://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/...hp?topic=88685

Baka!
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:18 AM
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got it... posted there




PS fried oreos



i cant do it man.... i mean.. i could.. ill try anything once.. i mean ANYTHING



but it sounds repulve..... no offense




p.s why doesnt anyone on here say ------ anymore?? why did it turn into NIG NOG... ------ is funnier


---- im outta icehouse.. ***** gross.... does the job though


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Old 02-12-2008, 01:25 AM
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goddamnit the filter changes NI GGER to african american?? what the ----.. civil rights tryin to bring down the man
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quote button pwn3s me
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:27 AM
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african american

ha it totally changed it, i wonder what else it blocks. spic nig ***** jew
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just nigger, nothing else.
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Originally Posted by marcj
Fried Oreos:

1 cup buttermilk pancake mix
3/4 cup ice water
1 quart vegetable oil
1 sleeve of Oreo cookies (14 each)
2 tablespoons confectioners sugar

Step 1: Freeze cookies for 3 hours.
Step 2: In a 3-quart saucepot or deep fryer, heat oil to 350 degrees F (medium heat on stove top).
Step 3: While oil is heating, set up a sheet pan with paper towels for draining.
Step 4: In a medium bowl, stir water into buttermilk pancake mix with a whisk until thoroughly combined. Batter should be consistency of pancake mix, if not, add more water or mix accordingly.
Step 5: With metal tongs, dip each cookie one at a time into batter, making a thin coat completely around the cookie.
Step 6: Place coated cookie carefully into hot oil. Repeat for each cookie. Fry on both sides, turning over once until golden brown.
Step 7: Remove fried cookie from hot oil with metal tongs and drain on paper towels.
Note: The cookies inside should be soft throughout, if they are cold and hard reduce oil temperature.
Step 8: Dust with confectioners sugar.
Step 9: Let cool slightly (about 2 minutes) before serving
Step 10: Kill yourself
wtf son, go to the hybrid and post this ----
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