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What do you do when you have gas and you are with your woman?

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Old 01-01-2006, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by d0nfry
that ---- is nasty, i won't even fart in front of my friends let alone my gf, i don't see how people do that.
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i usually just stick my finger out at her, and she pulls it. Last night she made fun of me because i let a weak one go, and then i held up the finger this morning, and she almost died laughing and said it made up for the little one the night before. Pull my finger... always works
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:52 PM
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haha ive ripped it a few times in front of my girl, she gags then runs and its pretty funny. but i dont do it in front of my parents or grandparents.. but around friends and cousins its cool... around my sister i try to not, because she tries to start a contest lol
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:04 PM
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Squeeze her boob at the same time that you fart and look at her. Then say "I guess I found the button."
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by ZC4ME
Hell, I am married and I don't fart in front of my wife or woman in general. I know most of you say ---- it, but it is just something I have never really done. Not everything you think is funny, is really funny to woman if you have not figured that out yet. Your male buddies on the other hand, the further you can make their lip curl in disgust, the better
im with ya on this one. been with my girl for a yr, and i dont rip in front of her. i just dont like it.
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by hotrex
im with ya on this one. been with my girl for a yr, and i dont rip in front of her. i just dont like it.
I thought you were with the french canadian girl a year ago?
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:29 PM
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i have been with krystle for a yr now.

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Old 01-01-2006, 06:46 PM
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It hasn't been a year.
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by warrick
it's natural, fart away.
when you're in bed, it's always a fun time, especially if she likes to randomly lift the blankets.
haha I usually let it rip then throw the blanket over her head
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Originally Posted by hotrex
i have been with krystle for a yr now.

I remember you posting pictures of the french canadian on X-mas.
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krystle is the french canadian
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