what do I do?
05-31-2006, 04:18 PM
#11
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Re: what do I do?
Originally Posted by ToeJam
The dude is like from Nigeria or some ----.
j/k tell him to come with you to the dyi coin car washes and hose his *** down, then put it on full soap, then spotless rinse, and go ahead and give him a coat of the Blue Coral wax for extra protection.
05-31-2006, 04:30 PM
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Re: what do I do?
HAHAHAHAHAH
Ravage an I had the same problem at our place, at first we made Custom computer backrounds on all the screens at work with a pic of Deodorant sticks, with little cations next to it that said "HIS NAME" YOU SMELL USE IT OR LOSE IT
after he didnt get that message we put a turd in his coffe pot at work...
still nothing, finally the BOSS gave in to the smell and told him to take a shower and if he came to work smelling like ---- again he would be fired.....the next day the dirty egyptian was gone HAHA
Ravage an I had the same problem at our place, at first we made Custom computer backrounds on all the screens at work with a pic of Deodorant sticks, with little cations next to it that said "HIS NAME" YOU SMELL USE IT OR LOSE IT
after he didnt get that message we put a turd in his coffe pot at work...
still nothing, finally the BOSS gave in to the smell and told him to take a shower and if he came to work smelling like ---- again he would be fired.....the next day the dirty egyptian was gone HAHA
05-31-2006, 05:27 PM
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Re: what do I do?
That just leads to another problem. My boss is only here 2 days a week, in which I only speak to him about once a month. And the lady who works in HR is too busy ------- one of our employees to even care.
I think I might just get a Christmas Tree air freshner and hang it under his desk.
I think I might just get a Christmas Tree air freshner and hang it under his desk.
05-31-2006, 08:05 PM
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Re: what do I do?
Have one of you hot hot girl friend visit you at the office while hes around, tell her to prentend she don`t know nothing about how stinky he is, have her flurt with himfor a while then all in a suddent scream out stuff like
"OMG WTF is that smell" ; "man you don`t take no shower?" ; "YOUR NAME", how do you deal with this everyday".
The whole point is to embress him in front of everyone
it`s kinda mean but not if you have the ***** to just walk up there and tell him to take a shower, which is what I would do
ohohoh or ask your trick out brother steve i am pretty sure he can came up with some ideas
or "accidently " send him a link to this thread
"OMG WTF is that smell" ; "man you don`t take no shower?" ; "YOUR NAME", how do you deal with this everyday".
The whole point is to embress him in front of everyone
it`s kinda mean but not if you have the ***** to just walk up there and tell him to take a shower, which is what I would do
ohohoh or ask your trick out brother steve i am pretty sure he can came up with some ideas
or "accidently " send him a link to this thread
05-31-2006, 09:40 PM
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Re: what do I do?
Email your boss and tell him the guy is sexually harrassing you by making you smell his ***** everyday. (Cause that's what you're smelling anyway) 
Or just tell the guy, "look, in your country it might be normal to smell like a pile of ***, but in my country you're just a ------." One way or another, you won't have to deal with him the next day. 
Or just tell the guy, "look, in your country it might be normal to smell like a pile of ***, but in my country you're just a ------." One way or another, you won't have to deal with him the next day.
06-01-2006, 12:08 AM
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Re: what do I do?
There is this guy at the mini mart that stinks like ***. He's a weird mother ****** and I guess he's onle of those "natural" guys that doesn't believe in deodorant or something. I've thought about buying a stick of deodorant with my daily ---- and leaving it at the counter for him. If he tells me I forgot my deodorant I'll just tell him he can have it. Think he'll understand? That ---- is gross and you can smell him across the store. He's a goofy ****** with long dirty *** hair that doesn't look like it's ever been brushed. Strange thing is he has a wife and a kid. 
Stinky mother ******.....
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06-01-2006, 12:14 AM
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Re: what do I do?
haha
We had a guy like this at my old work
He was a skinny ------ that used to ride his bike MILEs to work everyday, used to smell like absolute ----, like pure nasty, you didnt even have to be around him and it was a big shop
My girl (who worked with me) has a great nose for everything and one day aparently told him straight up that he smlled like ---- and it was botherring people, I dont think she was to nice about it. But everyday after that he would still have to ride his bike, defientely didnt shower. and now he wore COLOGNE ontop of the BO
------- made it even worse
he smellt until the day they let him go
Its a horrible thing and honestly I would be discreet and let him know anonomysly (how the ---- do u spell that), knobody wants to work witht hat ----
We had a guy like this at my old work
He was a skinny ------ that used to ride his bike MILEs to work everyday, used to smell like absolute ----, like pure nasty, you didnt even have to be around him and it was a big shop
My girl (who worked with me) has a great nose for everything and one day aparently told him straight up that he smlled like ---- and it was botherring people, I dont think she was to nice about it. But everyday after that he would still have to ride his bike, defientely didnt shower. and now he wore COLOGNE ontop of the BO
------- made it even worse
he smellt until the day they let him go
Its a horrible thing and honestly I would be discreet and let him know anonomysly (how the ---- do u spell that), knobody wants to work witht hat ----
