We are having a baby!
11-27-2004, 12:14 AM
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Re:We are having a baby!
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Boost, are you spouting all the lies your dad told you? 
Everyone says that kids cost a million dollars and the truth is they don't. They eat about as much as you throw away when you're done eating, and the hours of "taking care of them"? That must have been like today where I stripped all the old tint off my car and the kid wacked my hammer into a piece of wood for a couple hours? If so, mark me down for 2 hrs. And mark me down for another 2 tomarrow when I take out my air conditioning while he puts a screwdriver into where my front bumper would be and turns it.
OMG, I'm overworked and underpaid.
P.S. I also should get credit for a combined 3 hours of all the times I taught him to pee in the shower.
Everyone says that kids cost a million dollars and the truth is they don't. They eat about as much as you throw away when you're done eating, and the hours of "taking care of them"? That must have been like today where I stripped all the old tint off my car and the kid wacked my hammer into a piece of wood for a couple hours? If so, mark me down for 2 hrs. And mark me down for another 2 tomarrow when I take out my air conditioning while he puts a screwdriver into where my front bumper would be and turns it.
OMG, I'm overworked and underpaid.
P.S. I also should get credit for a combined 3 hours of all the times I taught him to pee in the shower.
Riiiiight, so diapers, clothes, food, hospital bills, school supplies, and all that other ---- doesn't cost any extra money? Where the ---- do you shop?
When I'm in the grocery store and the lady with 3 kids is juggling baby bottles and answering retarded questions about retarded ---- from the kids who are asking if they can have this candy or this other candy or this brand of cereal instead of this one and the baby in the cart is crying it's *** off while spewing cream of carrots all over itself, sitting in a ---- filled diaper, I tend to think it's a situation I would rather not be in. Maybe it's just me?
I was a bastard when I was a kid. I cost my mom alot of money with my dumbass stunts. I'd hate to have a kid like me.
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11-27-2004, 12:18 AM
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Re:We are having a baby!
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Boost, are you spouting all the lies your dad told you?
Everyone says that kids cost a million dollars and the truth is they don't. They eat about as much as you throw away when you're done eating, and the hours of "taking care of them"? That must have been like today where I stripped all the old tint off my car and the kid wacked my hammer into a piece of wood for a couple hours? If so, mark me down for 2 hrs. And mark me down for another 2 tomarrow when I take out my air conditioning while he puts a screwdriver into where my front bumper would be and turns it.
OMG, I'm overworked and underpaid.
P.S. I also should get credit for a combined 3 hours of all the times I taught him to pee in the shower.
Everyone says that kids cost a million dollars and the truth is they don't. They eat about as much as you throw away when you're done eating, and the hours of "taking care of them"? That must have been like today where I stripped all the old tint off my car and the kid wacked my hammer into a piece of wood for a couple hours? If so, mark me down for 2 hrs. And mark me down for another 2 tomarrow when I take out my air conditioning while he puts a screwdriver into where my front bumper would be and turns it.
OMG, I'm overworked and underpaid.
P.S. I also should get credit for a combined 3 hours of all the times I taught him to pee in the shower.
Riiiiight, so diapers, clothes, food, hospital bills, school supplies, and all that other ---- doesn't cost any extra money? Where the ---- do you shop?
When I'm in the grocery store and the lady with 3 kids is juggling baby bottles and answering retarded questions about retarded ---- from the kids who are asking if they can have this candy or this other candy or this brand of cereal instead of this one and the baby in the cart is crying it's *** off while spewing cream of carrots all over itself, sitting in a ---- filled diaper, I tend to think it's a situation I would rather not be in. Maybe it's just me?
I was a bastard when I was a kid. I cost my mom alot of money with my dumbass stunts. I'd hate to have a kid like me.
11-27-2004, 12:20 AM
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Re:We are having a baby!
Originally Posted by Donald125
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
Boost, are you spouting all the lies your dad told you?
Everyone says that kids cost a million dollars and the truth is they don't. They eat about as much as you throw away when you're done eating, and the hours of "taking care of them"? That must have been like today where I stripped all the old tint off my car and the kid wacked my hammer into a piece of wood for a couple hours? If so, mark me down for 2 hrs. And mark me down for another 2 tomarrow when I take out my air conditioning while he puts a screwdriver into where my front bumper would be and turns it.
OMG, I'm overworked and underpaid.
P.S. I also should get credit for a combined 3 hours of all the times I taught him to pee in the shower.
Everyone says that kids cost a million dollars and the truth is they don't. They eat about as much as you throw away when you're done eating, and the hours of "taking care of them"? That must have been like today where I stripped all the old tint off my car and the kid wacked my hammer into a piece of wood for a couple hours? If so, mark me down for 2 hrs. And mark me down for another 2 tomarrow when I take out my air conditioning while he puts a screwdriver into where my front bumper would be and turns it.
OMG, I'm overworked and underpaid.
P.S. I also should get credit for a combined 3 hours of all the times I taught him to pee in the shower.
Riiiiight, so diapers, clothes, food, hospital bills, school supplies, and all that other ---- doesn't cost any extra money? Where the ---- do you shop?
When I'm in the grocery store and the lady with 3 kids is juggling baby bottles and answering retarded questions about retarded ---- from the kids who are asking if they can have this candy or this other candy or this brand of cereal instead of this one and the baby in the cart is crying it's *** off while spewing cream of carrots all over itself, sitting in a ---- filled diaper, I tend to think it's a situation I would rather not be in. Maybe it's just me?
I was a bastard when I was a kid. I cost my mom alot of money with my dumbass stunts. I'd hate to have a kid like me.
11-27-2004, 12:24 AM
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Re:We are having a baby!
Originally Posted by Travis
heh, im sure justin will be starting a fund for a yz80 in a couple of years for the little ones :P
and then a CR80 then straight to a CR250 
or maybe one of these bad boys.
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