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Old 05-19-2008, 02:40 AM
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hood clearance, not dsm style.
I would rather have a taller hood then more ---- to mess with or replace.

I'm sure they had their reasons, but it doesn't make it any less retarded. A retard might have down's syndrome, but he's still retarded.
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Originally Posted by RedCavz
i just got done helping my cousin do 4 new rotors/pads on his 2001 2.0 jetta and let me tell you, if you gave me $10,000 dollar signing bonus, i would never ever work as a volks tech. that ---- was horrid. i will never ever touch one of those piles of ---- ever again. it took nearly the whole day to replace the brakes and spark plugs as they are buried undewr the intake mani and need a special "boot remover". the ---- is gay as ---- and i never wish any of this upon any of you. i wish i could buy one just to push off a cliff. thank you
You must suck, because the brakes on a 2002 Jetta are about as simple as it gets. That "sensor" on the brakes is there as a wear sensor, and it is just a circuit that needs to be completed, either hook it to the pads sensor or just hook it to itself.

I think it took me <1.5 hours to do all 4 wheels on my MK IV, LOL.
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krautcars raced around by emo kids are like children of the corn. nothing a large woodchipper can't handle.
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:10 AM
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so my fellings on a vw is why the ---- did the have to make the civic hatch in the commerical so ricey and then smash it like that was its closest competitor? sad they had to go back few gen to come up with a compeling argument. im with the O.P. gayest emo driven *** mobiles ever.


but the original bug that was air/water tight and could float as long as no one broke the bake and that could have a motor swap done in a few sec. is some bad *** ---- right there. no honda that i know of can have a swap done in seconds and drive a few feet on national tv. only respect ill give the vdubers(someone find tht vid)
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I drive an acura
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Woo, just R&R'd a trans on a 96 VW Eurovan. Pretty much any VW up to the very early 90's is very simple to work on, but after that, they are a ------- nightmare!
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my mk3 is easy to work on, the only real thing that puzzled me was that I could not get my oil pan off and later realized there were 2 hidden bolts, I had forgot to take out. I felt like a loser trying to pry the pan off just my input.
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VW's eletrical systems have been an epic fail since the late 70's!
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^I agree with him, Yea I like VW but they do have a bad electrical problems.
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Originally Posted by RedCavz
did i mention that there is a sensor that detects anytime you ---- with the brakes. so now he is freaking out about the brake light that continues to blink and beep inside the cluster. you need to bring it somewhere so they can clear it... how ------- retarded is that.
you messed up the brake sensor wire or the pads you bought dont have it ..never the less these cars are so gay and take extra special care and love to work on them i alwasy break a bunch of plasic ---- on them when im woring on there.. jb weld , zip ties and duct tape help put that ---- back togethere
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