Toilet Dangers
#1
Toilet Dangers
True story....
So I am doing my nightly reading and replys here on HMT and i notice i have to ****. So i put my laptop down and i head to my throne. I pick the lid and seat up and start peeing. I look down and i see a big piece of ---- on the porcelain of the toilet. And i thought to myself who would ---- on my porcelain when i am the only one who lives here. Now keep in mind my bathroom has dim lighting. Then all of a sudden the ---- started to walk. It scared the crap out of me but it was to late cause i was already peeing. You ain't stopping when that occurs. Then i realized it wasn't a Mr. Hanky and that it could be a scorpion or a spider curled up. Where i live scorpions, spiders, and centipedes are bad. I got done as fast as possible not spilling a drop on the floor or porcelain. I turned on another light and it was......
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How does a frog get in my house to greet me, i am still trying to figure that one out? I guess he was trying to take a swim.
So I am doing my nightly reading and replys here on HMT and i notice i have to ****. So i put my laptop down and i head to my throne. I pick the lid and seat up and start peeing. I look down and i see a big piece of ---- on the porcelain of the toilet. And i thought to myself who would ---- on my porcelain when i am the only one who lives here. Now keep in mind my bathroom has dim lighting. Then all of a sudden the ---- started to walk. It scared the crap out of me but it was to late cause i was already peeing. You ain't stopping when that occurs. Then i realized it wasn't a Mr. Hanky and that it could be a scorpion or a spider curled up. Where i live scorpions, spiders, and centipedes are bad. I got done as fast as possible not spilling a drop on the floor or porcelain. I turned on another light and it was......
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How does a frog get in my house to greet me, i am still trying to figure that one out? I guess he was trying to take a swim.
#6
Re: Toilet Dangers
Originally Posted by txdohczc
you need to get a new toilet bowl cleaner and then use it
#8
Re: Toilet Dangers
Originally Posted by ScorpioMk
so whad you do with him? anything worthy of talking about?
#9
Re: Toilet Dangers
Originally Posted by Towdogg
Try throwing some bleach in that toilet or flush after shiting, what are you trying to save water
#10
Re: Toilet Dangers
carpeting in the bathroom is a def no no, must smell like mold mixed with ****, you need to upgrade to tiles on the floor and replace that shabby wallpaper
...might wanna change that toilet brush too, how the ---- do you manage to make plastic rust, at least i hope that's rust
...might wanna change that toilet brush too, how the ---- do you manage to make plastic rust, at least i hope that's rust