thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
11-27-2008, 11:34 PM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
after completing my reading verified fake.
this link was at the end though and made it all better.
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index
this link was at the end though and made it all better.
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index
11-27-2008, 11:37 PM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
100% true storys
guy drops the oil out of his collarado truck, thinks his oil fill tube is a little small buy whatever, gets his wifes turkey baster out tapes it to his funnel and fills his tranny up with 6 liters of engine oil. :1
guy parks car for a while in his dads yard, going to drive it again pulls the oil cap off cant see any oil, fills her to the top drives it to me for a "lack of power" I drain out 8 liters from the 4 cylinder. :1
I change a guys oil, he drives 8 hours away, oil change light came on while driving (I didn't reset it) he thinks I forgot to put oil in it, puts 5 liters in, drives back home and looses it on me. I reset his light, drian out 5 liters and tell him to have a nice day. :1
there is soo many I could do this all day
guy drops the oil out of his collarado truck, thinks his oil fill tube is a little small buy whatever, gets his wifes turkey baster out tapes it to his funnel and fills his tranny up with 6 liters of engine oil. :1
guy parks car for a while in his dads yard, going to drive it again pulls the oil cap off cant see any oil, fills her to the top drives it to me for a "lack of power" I drain out 8 liters from the 4 cylinder. :1
I change a guys oil, he drives 8 hours away, oil change light came on while driving (I didn't reset it) he thinks I forgot to put oil in it, puts 5 liters in, drives back home and looses it on me. I reset his light, drian out 5 liters and tell him to have a nice day. :1
there is soo many I could do this all day
11-27-2008, 11:41 PM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers
Some people should just have jiffy lube work on their car.
Ive seen at least 5 Subaru trannys get replaced because stupid quick lubes drian the tranny or front diff thinking its the motor oil.
11-27-2008, 11:56 PM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
11-28-2008, 12:04 AM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
Originally Posted by jay
11-28-2008, 01:18 AM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
Originally Posted by Jorsher
That post was too close to being legible, so I will point out what's wrong with it.
I think you meant 99% of the 1%, and 99% of that one percent.
I think you meant 99% of the 1%, and 99% of that one percent.
I fixed it for more truth!
I need to sleep.
11-28-2008, 01:36 AM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
His friend obviously doesnt know ---- about dsm's... the oil cap and t-stat housing are on opposite sides of each other. He must have been the fastest dick sucking machine on the east coast
11-28-2008, 07:23 AM
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Re: thanksgiving funnies: laugh at this ------- vortex idiot
Alas.. there are peopel who are this stupid. And they arent that rare of a breed.
One truly "adept" AAA tow truck driver once asked me (with no hood on my car mind you) after he asked me what I had done to it, 1 day after my y8 swap, with nothing more than a free ebay header bolted on. "So how much boost are you running?"
I sent him on his way after they refused to tow my car because "it was lowered, modified, and had racing tires" (hankook z212) and dragged the car back home with a chain and a truck. Was likely safer that way.
One truly "adept" AAA tow truck driver once asked me (with no hood on my car mind you) after he asked me what I had done to it, 1 day after my y8 swap, with nothing more than a free ebay header bolted on. "So how much boost are you running?"
I sent him on his way after they refused to tow my car because "it was lowered, modified, and had racing tires" (hankook z212) and dragged the car back home with a chain and a truck. Was likely safer that way.
