Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
08-18-2008, 02:09 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by SmarterChild
i went two the jerk store today and they were out of you!
two = number
to = preposition
too = also
the best part of you landed on the sheets that you were conceived on.
08-18-2008, 02:32 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by dtrain
the best part of you landed on the sheets that you were conceived on.
08-18-2008, 02:41 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by SmarterChild
are you stupid? do you not understan how reprocushin works? out of all the sperms onlt one goes to the egg. if any sperms spill out of the girls downstairs it is not used and is not a wasted part of a person
girls downstairs
? how many girls you hiding in the basement....honest answer...you have no reason to lie.....how old are you?
08-18-2008, 03:12 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by dtrain
what the ---- is reprocushin?
girls downstairs? how many girls you hiding in the basement....
honest answer...you have no reason to lie.....how old are you?
girls downstairs
? how many girls you hiding in the basement....honest answer...you have no reason to lie.....how old are you?
im 18. what does that matter.
08-18-2008, 03:15 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by SmarterChild
duh... when two organsms mate.
im 18. what does that matter.
im 18. what does that matter.
And it spelled ORGANISMS
Get google toolbar and enable spell checking please, for the love of god.
08-18-2008, 03:17 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by SmarterChild
duh... when two organsms mate.
im 18. what does that matter.
im 18. what does that matter.
?? im assuming that you mean organisms
?yea, that would be 'reproduction'....of which i pray to false religions(quote JD) that you never actually do. the world cant support another person as ignorant as you...
i cant believe that you are 18....you may be 18...but you have the literacy of a 10 year old.
next question....what state do you live in...i need to know what school system my future children need to avoid.
08-18-2008, 03:25 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Simple. Tell him to break in the motor on stock ECU and injectors, hold the wastegate open so no boost builds. If it lasts two weeks roll up with compression tester in hand and a flashlight to look at the oil and ---- on the top of his pistons and tell him you can tune it but he has to realise the engine is hurt because it wasn't assembled correctly, machined, etc. Call him on his ---- about who built the engine, ask him why he'd lie to you, why you'd want to sign your name to some piece of crap? He only wants you because you are the only person who put up with his bullshit car the first time around. Make him admit it's going to last 300 miles tops, and then charge him for the extra hassle and work you have to do on it.
As for the friends that talk ---- about you, call them out for it publicly. Ask them who are they, what the ---- do they know, why aren't they tuning the vehicle or why the vehicle isn't properly sorted if they know so goddamn much. Make them look, and realise they are, stupid. ------- slap them in the ------- face like women if they mouth at you. I've done it before, and I know without ever having met you or seeing a picture of you that you are bigger and can fight better than I can. The only difference is I don't give a ----, and it's the best life decision I ever made.
As for the friends that talk ---- about you, call them out for it publicly. Ask them who are they, what the ---- do they know, why aren't they tuning the vehicle or why the vehicle isn't properly sorted if they know so goddamn much. Make them look, and realise they are, stupid. ------- slap them in the ------- face like women if they mouth at you. I've done it before, and I know without ever having met you or seeing a picture of you that you are bigger and can fight better than I can. The only difference is I don't give a ----, and it's the best life decision I ever made.
Unknown to me at the time though was that this guy is a total ------- failure at life. He lies about EVERYTHING, i mean everything; even stupid ---- that does not matter he has to lie about it to seem cool. He'll also act like he's taking your advice (i'm a nice guy and i've had my fair share of projects over the years so i lend a hand/advice whenever i can) but once you're done saying its like his brain dumps what it just tried to absorb and he goes back to his backwards half *** ways; he wont learn from his mistakes... Also the only way he can keep friends is by basically building other idiots cars for them... They're too stupid to realize they get what they pay for so yea...
Speaking of his crap and this town he's somewhat of the village idiot; NO ONE takes him seriously; not the hardcore v8 guys; not the few remaning legit import guys; not the ricers; not the ---- kickers in their giant trucks not even the posers...
He's also kind of a hot head but his bark is a lot worse than his bike; when we were living togehter we got into it verbally one day at another friends house; i was fed up with his bullshit... after that he started staying with his girlfriend (this was month 4 or 5 of our 7 month lease) almost constantly but kept paying the bills at the apartment... I guess that was his backwards type of damage control since i'm one of a very few people in this town that put up with his carp...
We were fine and dandy during this time he was living with his gf and thats when they botched together integra guys first setup; it ran ok; nothing to be proud of; like i said all chinese bullshit but also during this time his friend, we'll call M came along and had an eg hatch w/ an obd2 LS swap that he wanted to put some laughing gas in. So being that i'd never really messed with n2o i figured why not... Thing was this ls swapped hatch seemed slower than the d15 that came out of it; he was running it stock for a while so i never really put much thought into diagnosing it; i figured it was just a tired motor... but when we installed the n2o kit we put in some h22 injectors and were retuning it on crome gold... Well initially we had trouble getting gold to keep the nitrous solenoids open constantly so we installed a wot switch and i tuned it on nitrous for wot at about 12.0:1 (50 shot). It still seemed slow but i thoguht maybe it was just me and my ***-dyno needing to be calibrated....
Well a few days after we tune it on n2o he races another guy w/ a stock obd1 ls swapped eg coupe; the coupe murders the M's car even tho m was spraying... THIS was when J and M started talking ---- about my tune... That really pissed me off but i still had another month on our lease and couldnt afford to pay all the bills myself so i had to keep relations up so J wouldn't just stop paying his half...
So a week or so rolls by and I go to retune it thinking I made a legitimate mistake; but no the car just runs slow; but one odd thing i notice is fuel peaks at about 2000 rpm and tapers off pretty hardcore to redline so I start thinking maybe the cam timing is wrong... I tell them about it and they deny that the motor had ever even been apart... Well come to find out this guy J had put a head gasket in this motor a few months back before they put it in this eg and the fucktard had installed the intake cam 180 degrees off or maybe it was the exaust; but it was completely wrong.... I wasn't there to see it but i heard through the grapevine that it was fuckt city.... So i retune that car a 2nd time and this time on spray it seems to run like its supposed to but then the bottle goes empty and M never wants to refil it so whatever...
Anyway after that fiasco our lease is up and I move out; goodbye and goodridance to J... I pretty much cut all contact with him; stop answering his calls; never call him; never go by his house/shop nothing... forget he exists.... But the son of a bitch is persistant so one night we're out at the local hangout spot (hastings parking lot) and he's there and so are a number of guys that dont like him... well these guys that dont like him are telling me about all the ---- he's been talking about my tunes on the various setups they patch together so i say ---- it; ima confront him... and I do..
i walk up to him and his group of idiots (mostly him; his brother/cousin/some family member; his gf; M; integra guy and a few other unimportant characters and I tell him to his face "WTF is this J... I hear you're STILL talking ---- about my tuning on M's and Integraguys tunes!" which of course he denies especially since there is a crowd of my good friends forming... I call bullshit on him and tell him he can take his 400 blown rx7 motors; shove them up his *** and him and his buddies can find another tuner to make their piles of ---- to work... No major conflict but I wanted the ppl of the town to know he's full of ---- (like they didnt already konw) and that i wouldn't put up with it..
This was about 2-3 months ago; kinda at the begining of summer. So time goes by and integra guy blows up his motor; he calls me up one day tells me the bad news; says he had nothing to do w/ J's ---- talking (which i believe) and that he wanted to do it right this time... so i tell him what i think his best course of action would be (pay someone to build the motor and buy a real turbo and assocated parts) and he agrees and seems to go about doing just that... FAst forward to today and none of that has happened and we're back to the OP :-/
blah lots of typing for nothing... Moral of the story; ---- idiots; and i hope integra guy is smart enough to realize he fucked up by letting J near his ----... Also JD you could probably beat my *** to a pulp
i'm like the japanese; i avoid conflict at all costs though i am going to get my concealed handgun permit when i get a handgun; and even if you couldn't physically beat me up you could own me with your knowledge so mush so that i have to kill myself for being humiliated so bad!
08-18-2008, 04:05 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
Originally Posted by ComputerJLT
The guy building his motor, we'll call J, was sorta my friend. When I moved down here a year ago he was getting an apartment and offered to get a 2 bedroom and we could move in together. I thought cool, this guy plays with rx7s seems to have a general idea of whats going on in a motor and has a lot of connections for parts...
Unknown to me at the time though was that this guy is a total ------- failure at life. He lies about EVERYTHING, i mean everything; even stupid ---- that does not matter he has to lie about it to seem cool. He'll also act like he's taking your advice (i'm a nice guy and i've had my fair share of projects over the years so i lend a hand/advice whenever i can) but once you're done saying its like his brain dumps what it just tried to absorb and he goes back to his backwards half *** ways; he wont learn from his mistakes... Also the only way he can keep friends is by basically building other idiots cars for them... They're too stupid to realize they get what they pay for so yea...
Speaking of his crap and this town he's somewhat of the village idiot; NO ONE takes him seriously; not the hardcore v8 guys; not the few remaning legit import guys; not the ricers; not the ---- kickers in their giant trucks not even the posers...
He's also kind of a hot head but his bark is a lot worse than his bike; when we were living togehter we got into it verbally one day at another friends house; i was fed up with his bullshit... after that he started staying with his girlfriend (this was month 4 or 5 of our 7 month lease) almost constantly but kept paying the bills at the apartment... I guess that was his backwards type of damage control since i'm one of a very few people in this town that put up with his carp...
We were fine and dandy during this time he was living with his gf and thats when they botched together integra guys first setup; it ran ok; nothing to be proud of; like i said all chinese bullshit but also during this time his friend, we'll call M came along and had an eg hatch w/ an obd2 LS swap that he wanted to put some laughing gas in. So being that i'd never really messed with n2o i figured why not... Thing was this ls swapped hatch seemed slower than the d15 that came out of it; he was running it stock for a while so i never really put much thought into diagnosing it; i figured it was just a tired motor... but when we installed the n2o kit we put in some h22 injectors and were retuning it on crome gold... Well initially we had trouble getting gold to keep the nitrous solenoids open constantly so we installed a wot switch and i tuned it on nitrous for wot at about 12.0:1 (50 shot). It still seemed slow but i thoguht maybe it was just me and my ***-dyno needing to be calibrated....
Well a few days after we tune it on n2o he races another guy w/ a stock obd1 ls swapped eg coupe; the coupe murders the M's car even tho m was spraying... THIS was when J and M started talking ---- about my tune... That really pissed me off but i still had another month on our lease and couldnt afford to pay all the bills myself so i had to keep relations up so J wouldn't just stop paying his half...
So a week or so rolls by and I go to retune it thinking I made a legitimate mistake; but no the car just runs slow; but one odd thing i notice is fuel peaks at about 2000 rpm and tapers off pretty hardcore to redline so I start thinking maybe the cam timing is wrong... I tell them about it and they deny that the motor had ever even been apart... Well come to find out this guy J had put a head gasket in this motor a few months back before they put it in this eg and the fucktard had installed the intake cam 180 degrees off or maybe it was the exaust; but it was completely wrong.... I wasn't there to see it but i heard through the grapevine that it was fuckt city.... So i retune that car a 2nd time and this time on spray it seems to run like its supposed to but then the bottle goes empty and M never wants to refil it so whatever...
Anyway after that fiasco our lease is up and I move out; goodbye and goodridance to J... I pretty much cut all contact with him; stop answering his calls; never call him; never go by his house/shop nothing... forget he exists.... But the son of a bitch is persistant so one night we're out at the local hangout spot (hastings parking lot) and he's there and so are a number of guys that dont like him... well these guys that dont like him are telling me about all the ---- he's been talking about my tunes on the various setups they patch together so i say ---- it; ima confront him... and I do..
i walk up to him and his group of idiots (mostly him; his brother/cousin/some family member; his gf; M; integra guy and a few other unimportant characters and I tell him to his face "WTF is this J... I hear you're STILL talking ---- about my tuning on M's and Integraguys tunes!" which of course he denies especially since there is a crowd of my good friends forming... I call bullshit on him and tell him he can take his 400 blown rx7 motors; shove them up his *** and him and his buddies can find another tuner to make their piles of ---- to work... No major conflict but I wanted the ppl of the town to know he's full of ---- (like they didnt already konw) and that i wouldn't put up with it..
This was about 2-3 months ago; kinda at the begining of summer. So time goes by and integra guy blows up his motor; he calls me up one day tells me the bad news; says he had nothing to do w/ J's ---- talking (which i believe) and that he wanted to do it right this time... so i tell him what i think his best course of action would be (pay someone to build the motor and buy a real turbo and assocated parts) and he agrees and seems to go about doing just that... FAst forward to today and none of that has happened and we're back to the OP :-/
blah lots of typing for nothing... Moral of the story; ---- idiots; and i hope integra guy is smart enough to realize he fucked up by letting J near his ----... Also JD you could probably beat my *** to a pulp i'm like the japanese; i avoid conflict at all costs though i am going to get my concealed handgun permit when i get a handgun; and even if you couldn't physically beat me up you could own me with your knowledge so mush so that i have to kill myself for being humiliated so bad!
Unknown to me at the time though was that this guy is a total ------- failure at life. He lies about EVERYTHING, i mean everything; even stupid ---- that does not matter he has to lie about it to seem cool. He'll also act like he's taking your advice (i'm a nice guy and i've had my fair share of projects over the years so i lend a hand/advice whenever i can) but once you're done saying its like his brain dumps what it just tried to absorb and he goes back to his backwards half *** ways; he wont learn from his mistakes... Also the only way he can keep friends is by basically building other idiots cars for them... They're too stupid to realize they get what they pay for so yea...
Speaking of his crap and this town he's somewhat of the village idiot; NO ONE takes him seriously; not the hardcore v8 guys; not the few remaning legit import guys; not the ricers; not the ---- kickers in their giant trucks not even the posers...
He's also kind of a hot head but his bark is a lot worse than his bike; when we were living togehter we got into it verbally one day at another friends house; i was fed up with his bullshit... after that he started staying with his girlfriend (this was month 4 or 5 of our 7 month lease) almost constantly but kept paying the bills at the apartment... I guess that was his backwards type of damage control since i'm one of a very few people in this town that put up with his carp...
We were fine and dandy during this time he was living with his gf and thats when they botched together integra guys first setup; it ran ok; nothing to be proud of; like i said all chinese bullshit but also during this time his friend, we'll call M came along and had an eg hatch w/ an obd2 LS swap that he wanted to put some laughing gas in. So being that i'd never really messed with n2o i figured why not... Thing was this ls swapped hatch seemed slower than the d15 that came out of it; he was running it stock for a while so i never really put much thought into diagnosing it; i figured it was just a tired motor... but when we installed the n2o kit we put in some h22 injectors and were retuning it on crome gold... Well initially we had trouble getting gold to keep the nitrous solenoids open constantly so we installed a wot switch and i tuned it on nitrous for wot at about 12.0:1 (50 shot). It still seemed slow but i thoguht maybe it was just me and my ***-dyno needing to be calibrated....
Well a few days after we tune it on n2o he races another guy w/ a stock obd1 ls swapped eg coupe; the coupe murders the M's car even tho m was spraying... THIS was when J and M started talking ---- about my tune... That really pissed me off but i still had another month on our lease and couldnt afford to pay all the bills myself so i had to keep relations up so J wouldn't just stop paying his half...
So a week or so rolls by and I go to retune it thinking I made a legitimate mistake; but no the car just runs slow; but one odd thing i notice is fuel peaks at about 2000 rpm and tapers off pretty hardcore to redline so I start thinking maybe the cam timing is wrong... I tell them about it and they deny that the motor had ever even been apart... Well come to find out this guy J had put a head gasket in this motor a few months back before they put it in this eg and the fucktard had installed the intake cam 180 degrees off or maybe it was the exaust; but it was completely wrong.... I wasn't there to see it but i heard through the grapevine that it was fuckt city.... So i retune that car a 2nd time and this time on spray it seems to run like its supposed to but then the bottle goes empty and M never wants to refil it so whatever...
Anyway after that fiasco our lease is up and I move out; goodbye and goodridance to J... I pretty much cut all contact with him; stop answering his calls; never call him; never go by his house/shop nothing... forget he exists.... But the son of a bitch is persistant so one night we're out at the local hangout spot (hastings parking lot) and he's there and so are a number of guys that dont like him... well these guys that dont like him are telling me about all the ---- he's been talking about my tunes on the various setups they patch together so i say ---- it; ima confront him... and I do..
i walk up to him and his group of idiots (mostly him; his brother/cousin/some family member; his gf; M; integra guy and a few other unimportant characters and I tell him to his face "WTF is this J... I hear you're STILL talking ---- about my tuning on M's and Integraguys tunes!" which of course he denies especially since there is a crowd of my good friends forming... I call bullshit on him and tell him he can take his 400 blown rx7 motors; shove them up his *** and him and his buddies can find another tuner to make their piles of ---- to work... No major conflict but I wanted the ppl of the town to know he's full of ---- (like they didnt already konw) and that i wouldn't put up with it..
This was about 2-3 months ago; kinda at the begining of summer. So time goes by and integra guy blows up his motor; he calls me up one day tells me the bad news; says he had nothing to do w/ J's ---- talking (which i believe) and that he wanted to do it right this time... so i tell him what i think his best course of action would be (pay someone to build the motor and buy a real turbo and assocated parts) and he agrees and seems to go about doing just that... FAst forward to today and none of that has happened and we're back to the OP :-/
blah lots of typing for nothing... Moral of the story; ---- idiots; and i hope integra guy is smart enough to realize he fucked up by letting J near his ----... Also JD you could probably beat my *** to a pulp
i'm like the japanese; i avoid conflict at all costs though i am going to get my concealed handgun permit when i get a handgun; and even if you couldn't physically beat me up you could own me with your knowledge so mush so that i have to kill myself for being humiliated so bad!
08-18-2008, 04:29 AM
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Re: Telling someone you wont help them with their EPIC FAIL automobile
i actually was bored enough to read it all
1. he moves in with guy
2. verbal conflict with guy
3. shitty eg ls wants tune for nitrous
4. shitty eg w/nos loses to eg ls w/o nos
5. he gets blame for shitty tune
6. guy talks ----
7. he confonts guy and guy denies it
8. shitty eg blows up
9. shitty eg gets motor built by guy
10. he does not want to tune it
thats pretty much all the "important" ----
1. he moves in with guy
2. verbal conflict with guy
3. shitty eg ls wants tune for nitrous
4. shitty eg w/nos loses to eg ls w/o nos
5. he gets blame for shitty tune
6. guy talks ----
7. he confonts guy and guy denies it
8. shitty eg blows up
9. shitty eg gets motor built by guy
10. he does not want to tune it
thats pretty much all the "important" ----
