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Old 01-19-2006, 02:44 AM
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anyone know if I can write my lap top off as a school expense? -if I do, how much of it would I get back? I head i will get almost all of it back.
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Old 01-19-2006, 02:47 AM
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can you write off hookers as a business trip expense?
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Old 01-19-2006, 02:48 AM
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can you write off hookers as a business trip expense?
depeneds. still got the reciept :P
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Old 01-19-2006, 02:51 AM
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depeneds. still got the reciept :P
do AIDS count?
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Old 01-19-2006, 02:52 AM
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very possible. i wouldnt pay taxes if i knew i had aids
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Old 01-19-2006, 07:59 AM
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---- i was still enrolled in school at the beginning of 05, and i didn't even make it to what the government calls "poverty" so im getting all my taxes back. hell yeah, mpfi, 5 speed, and turbo kit baby.
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Originally Posted by RotaryGeek
---- i was still enrolled in school at the beginning of 05, and i didn't even make it to what the government calls "poverty" so im getting all my taxes back. hell yeah, mpfi, 5 speed, and turbo kit baby.
how bout you save the moola for a LAWYER!
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Old 01-19-2006, 08:56 AM
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hahaha funny. hmmm..... lemme see. waste my money on some bullshit lawyer, or get a turbo kit so i can go up hills without using first gear all the time? uh.... TURBO!!!
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women can get money back from breast implants if they are self employeed. swear to god.
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