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Old 12-03-2008, 09:13 PM
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did that about 2 years ago while filling up a trucker bomb, now i just pull over and 'check my tires'
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
i have a scar from last year where i got chewed up in my carhartt overalls zipper. ever seen a carhartt zipper? they are the A-10 warthog of zippers.
I was so close to doing it in carhartts one time, lucky it caught a hair first and I saved it.
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Old 12-03-2008, 09:39 PM
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i catch my dong in zippers all the time on purpose just for the ---- of it. makes me feel alive. fan-------tastic

only thing that i hate is sitting on my *****

now thats something to cringe about

it only happends with the correct combination of underwear/pants/right kind of chair/at just the right speed/angle of sitting down

that ---- hurts

this ---- is so painful i remmeber everytime it happend to me in my life..2 different times on stools at high school, once in a doctors office (big ------- plastic chair) and once on an airplane.. (was a combination of sliding over.. then getting up to get over a arm rest then sitting down = ------- ouch)

lol i got tears in my eyes just remmebering that ----...
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Old 12-03-2008, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
I just caught my beef curtains in my zipper, it ------- hurt.

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Old 12-03-2008, 11:25 PM
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lol it must hurt. I really don't want to try it! I always stop before the zipper get it.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:31 PM
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JD, you are far to advanced in age for that to happen.....or maybe too old?
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
i have a scar from last year where i got chewed up in my carhartt overalls zipper. ever seen a carhartt zipper? they are the A-10 warthog of zippers.
Jesus ------- Christ It left a Scar! I mean is this thing like straight meat grinder status?

Do the ladies call you pickle dick?
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by J.H.Christ
i have a scar from last year where i got chewed up in my carhartt overalls zipper. ever seen a carhartt zipper? they are the A-10 warthog of zippers.
Atleast my *** doesn't have a dent from being ran over

And JD, what'd I tell you about trying to recircumsize yourself? Tsk tsk.
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:12 AM
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My girlfriend once snapped my banjo string, that really ------- hurts
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:26 AM
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Atleast my *** doesn't have a dent from being ran over
no underware modeling for me anymore :1
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