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Old 10-11-2007, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
tie rope to rubber brake line, about 2 feet, let dangle. tie other end to wheel spoke, driving in driveway = brakes, until they go ripping a 55, and realize that seam in the road was their brakelines ripping out.

wire turn signal, brake light, something, into a model rocket ignitor, into an A engine, place in gas tank filler neck.

add large amounts of 2-stroke oil to their gastank

get magnesium flares, set up a few dozen, on their porch. magnesium burns under water, put that ---- out bitch, hahaha!

fill oil pan with a gallon of threadlock, or add in a few cups of sand. corn syrup also works wonders.

hmt call-a-thon them. you know where they live, www.anywho.com lookup by name your address, click the road name, it'll show all residents living on that road, that have a listed phone number.

plumb carbon monoxide into their house, or plenty of co2. buffer gas butler, slip line into cracke window, viola.

get 2-liter bottles, fill with about 1/4 bottle of aluminum foil loosely balled, cover foil in bottle with the works, original version. set near a large open flame in the front yard, wait 2-10 minutes with camera ready, 15sq ft fireball anyone?
You have wayyyyyy to much time on your hands. I would just plant come drugs in there car/ house and call the police on them .
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Old 10-11-2007, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by crxvtec91
You have wayyyyyy to much time on your hands. I would just plant come drugs in there car/ house and call the police on them .
why waste good drugs?

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Old 10-11-2007, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by crxvtec91
You have wayyyyyy to much time on your hands. I would just plant come drugs in there car/ house and call the police on them .
nah, just almost massive knowledgeabilities of everything
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Old 10-11-2007, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
nah, just almost massive knowledgeabilities of everything
Don't you mean: master of everything, knower of nothing?
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Old 10-11-2007, 01:37 PM
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Don't you mean: master of everything, knower of nothing?
better back that up
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Old 10-11-2007, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
better back that up
Yeah I was gonna say there was a joke in there that may pertain to knowledge on how to keep a truck boosted for less than 50 miles but I didnt go there.
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 97EconoBox
Yeah I was gonna say there was a joke in there that may pertain to knowledge on how to keep a truck boosted for less than 50 miles but I didnt go there.
simple, no fuel management, no funds, and a carb that was already in bad shape. after it cracked the carb, collapsed the float, i took the turbo off, couldn't drive it with boost.
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Old 10-11-2007, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by c0mpl3x
tie rope to rubber brake line, about 2 feet, let dangle. tie other end to wheel spoke, driving in driveway = brakes, until they go ripping a 55, and realize that seam in the road was their brakelines ripping out.

wire turn signal, brake light, something, into a model rocket ignitor, into an A engine, place in gas tank filler neck.

add large amounts of 2-stroke oil to their gastank

get magnesium flares, set up a few dozen, on their porch. magnesium burns under water, put that ---- out bitch, hahaha!

fill oil pan with a gallon of threadlock, or add in a few cups of sand. corn syrup also works wonders.

hmt call-a-thon them. you know where they live, www.anywho.com lookup by name your address, click the road name, it'll show all residents living on that road, that have a listed phone number.

plumb carbon monoxide into their house, or plenty of co2. buffer gas butler, slip line into cracke window, viola.

get 2-liter bottles, fill with about 1/4 bottle of aluminum foil loosely balled, cover foil in bottle with the works, original version. set near a large open flame in the front yard, wait 2-10 minutes with camera ready, 15sq ft fireball anyone?

hahaha lofl....
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:43 PM
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hahaha lofl....
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:05 PM
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just kill the cat and write HMT on their windshield in its blood

dont forget to take a picture!
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