brick1234

So at burger king this kid in a lancer said he has a stage 1 turbo kit so we wanted to see it, he pops the hood no turbo just a egay intake. I said weres the turbo, we go to the back of the car and he has one of those muflers with the fan in it. the kid says its worth 40 horse . wtf is wrong with kids.

brick1234

Iv got like 30 of thease storys but this is the most recent. O ya an interfooler is as good as a real turbo.

salesmonkey

hahaha ya in high school me and my friends would make fun of just about every retard like that. some kid said his unlce turned his intake upside down and got like 40 hp so that was the running joke. anyone with stickers had at least 300+ hp and sunroofs also added hp.
i went to jail because i eluded the police and i some guy with a wrx said he would race me when he gets out. it was pretty funny. pretty much stock but he said its fast and he will race anybody.
also the kids around here no absolutly nothing about cars. so basically everyone tells bullshit after bullshit lies. all i want to do is race then talk.
also a friend of mine has a shitty taurus and goes around telling everyone its a sho motor swapped in there. he had the hood poped open and we were staring at the motor when he told me that. he also wonders why i told him that hes a compulsive liar.
i basically just ignore what people say like you guys and just agree that it is cool so they dont try and get into talking more crap about cars that they dont know. but if we didnt have people like that then we wouldnt get so much pleasure out of beating them.

Perfek360

i juss sold my D-series dc header to some chump for $100...lolz....i asked him what he was planning on doing to his car and he said turbo charge it...so i was like ok, and he started going off about how he has a build d-series head and ---- and how it has a cam and i asked him if the cam was for na or boost and he juss looked at me like a deer in headlights and said "i don't know"...i think the retard had to go ship somehting back...lolz...he said if i had anything boost related or d-series related that he'll buy them off me....man i am gonna over charge the ---- outa him...guys a retard

TheMadScientist

I got one. My buddy and I are looking at his TT 300z. We pop the hood to check the fluids. This kid walks up and says (drum roll please) .... "Is that a B16?" We both just stared at him then continued on with our conversation. That kid was a total idiot.

salesmonkey

haha wtf is the b16 the rockzor or what. like that ho in the charity thread that rocks a b16 out of the 99 si and is smarter then all.
but bow down because i rock the b16 all hail down to the king

IntaCooler

went to a friends bbq, they heard i swapped and wanted to see
i pop the hood and this one guy points at the dizzy and says is that the turbo

Jorsher

Haha yeah, there needs to be a site devoted to morons like that, with the guy on streetfire at the car show with his gtr mustang :P

Most the time I do the same ---- and just say "cool" so they don't keep running their mouth, but it is entertaining to ask them questions that you know they don't know jack ---- about. That's when you get the funniest responses.

d16y8crx

the kits have typos apparently

cberman

Theres a kid in my neighborhood who claims to run a 13.4 with an 86 integra witha b16. He also claims his friend has a dsm with a honda b-series engine in it.