Speeding Ticket
12-04-2004, 01:46 AM
#42
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,255
Re:Speeding Ticket
I actually got pulled over myself today for the first time.
Seen the cop up ahead waiting to pull into traffic, of course there was knowone behind me and he cuts out, "----!", I go to make a right a stop light, made sure I came to a complete stop, I take off to merge and the ****** comes after me. "----!, speedo isnt working"
I got up to what I thought was 50 and held it for about 15 seconds"
"lights n sirens"
Pulled over pretty quick and he says he pulled me over for no front plate (forgot about that), he goes "you still building your car? (gutted rear interior, flat black paint, massively cracked windshield)
"No sir it was broken into a few weeks ago"
"Linscense, ownership and insurance"
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, no linscense, I told him it was stolen when my car was broken into and showed him my application for a new one
"So you dont have it in your possession?"
"doesnt look like it"
He goes back to his car for a good 5 minutes, atleast 4 of my friends drove out of school and passed me with horns honking lol, I go in my glovebox to put my glasses away and what do I see...... G2 Original Liscense Paper!!
I read it for a sec, says its valid without a photo ID until 2005, ------- sweet, I stick it out of the window and waive it for a few seconds (wasnt gonna walk back to his car), I guess he didnt notice or whatever
He comes back to my car about 3 minutes later
"I found it sir, says valid without a photo id, hope its not to late"
"(grabs it violently) Your luck (litterally scrunched up ticket and threw it on the ground)"
Stands back and kinda has a ponderring look on his face, take a few looks around
"Do you have any reason why I shouldnt give you this $110 ticket for no front plate"
"Ill put it back on as soon as I get home if that makes a difference"
"No, I mean, I see your on probation for Mischief, is there any info you could help me out with that I would throw out this ticket"
(thinking he has the right to tow me car or something or search it)
"No not really"
"Not a single thing you can tell me going down that would make me wanna slipe the pallet clean?"
(OH YOU STUPID ----, YOU WANNA BRIBE!!"
I thought for a sec what I could tell him ( was thinking for parties going down) then I realized where I was (near school/hockey arena) I go:
"Between you and me"
"yup, between you and me kid" (leans on my car and kinds leans in)
"You see that consession stand right beside the skate park, if you come back here at about 10 or so later on tonight (friday), youll find a guy named Ryan Nxxxxx, he deals marijuana and mushroons at lunch time and on weekend nights."
"Have a description of him? Age?"
"Just a standard shaved head brown hair little white guy.But the thing is, I told you that just because he deals to really young kids (literally 12/14 is what he tries there) and he always gets away because you guys come in through the parking lot and there a little path beside that baseball field where the ---- (oops I swore) run. But if you are on the bridge, theyll have knowwhere to go"
"And hes trafficing marijuana and pcp?,did you go to school with him?"
"Ya, points to school 300 feet infront, hes a year older though, thats all I really know"
"Thats really helpful son, Ill go through the yearbooks for a picture, good enough, take off"
He walked back to his car, I started my car back up and ------- SLOWLY pull away and into the school parking lot
I think I did some good, saved $200 in tickets, got a little ---- dealing to kids off the street and learned kinda of how to deal with cops lol.
Felt like typing that out
Seen the cop up ahead waiting to pull into traffic, of course there was knowone behind me and he cuts out, "----!", I go to make a right a stop light, made sure I came to a complete stop, I take off to merge and the ****** comes after me. "----!, speedo isnt working"
I got up to what I thought was 50 and held it for about 15 seconds"
"lights n sirens"
Pulled over pretty quick and he says he pulled me over for no front plate (forgot about that), he goes "you still building your car? (gutted rear interior, flat black paint, massively cracked windshield)
"No sir it was broken into a few weeks ago"
"Linscense, ownership and insurance"
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, no linscense, I told him it was stolen when my car was broken into and showed him my application for a new one
"So you dont have it in your possession?"
"doesnt look like it"
He goes back to his car for a good 5 minutes, atleast 4 of my friends drove out of school and passed me with horns honking lol, I go in my glovebox to put my glasses away and what do I see...... G2 Original Liscense Paper!!
I read it for a sec, says its valid without a photo ID until 2005, ------- sweet, I stick it out of the window and waive it for a few seconds (wasnt gonna walk back to his car), I guess he didnt notice or whatever
He comes back to my car about 3 minutes later
"I found it sir, says valid without a photo id, hope its not to late"
"(grabs it violently) Your luck (litterally scrunched up ticket and threw it on the ground)"
Stands back and kinda has a ponderring look on his face, take a few looks around
"Do you have any reason why I shouldnt give you this $110 ticket for no front plate"
"Ill put it back on as soon as I get home if that makes a difference"
"No, I mean, I see your on probation for Mischief, is there any info you could help me out with that I would throw out this ticket"
(thinking he has the right to tow me car or something or search it)
"No not really"
"Not a single thing you can tell me going down that would make me wanna slipe the pallet clean?"
(OH YOU STUPID ----, YOU WANNA BRIBE!!"
I thought for a sec what I could tell him ( was thinking for parties going down) then I realized where I was (near school/hockey arena) I go:
"Between you and me"
"yup, between you and me kid" (leans on my car and kinds leans in)
"You see that consession stand right beside the skate park, if you come back here at about 10 or so later on tonight (friday), youll find a guy named Ryan Nxxxxx, he deals marijuana and mushroons at lunch time and on weekend nights."
"Have a description of him? Age?"
"Just a standard shaved head brown hair little white guy.But the thing is, I told you that just because he deals to really young kids (literally 12/14 is what he tries there) and he always gets away because you guys come in through the parking lot and there a little path beside that baseball field where the ---- (oops I swore) run. But if you are on the bridge, theyll have knowwhere to go"
"And hes trafficing marijuana and pcp?,did you go to school with him?"
"Ya, points to school 300 feet infront, hes a year older though, thats all I really know"
"Thats really helpful son, Ill go through the yearbooks for a picture, good enough, take off"
He walked back to his car, I started my car back up and ------- SLOWLY pull away and into the school parking lot
I think I did some good, saved $200 in tickets, got a little ---- dealing to kids off the street and learned kinda of how to deal with cops lol.
Felt like typing that out
12-04-2004, 01:30 PM
#44
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,634
Re:Speeding Ticket
Originally Posted by W O T
I actually got pulled over myself today for the first time.
Seen the cop up ahead waiting to pull into traffic, of course there was knowone behind me and he cuts out, "----!", I go to make a right a stop light, made sure I came to a complete stop, I take off to merge and the ****** comes after me. "----!, speedo isnt working"
I got up to what I thought was 50 and held it for about 15 seconds"
"lights n sirens"
Pulled over pretty quick and he says he pulled me over for no front plate (forgot about that), he goes "you still building your car? (gutted rear interior, flat black paint, massively cracked windshield)
"No sir it was broken into a few weeks ago"
"Linscense, ownership and insurance"
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, no linscense, I told him it was stolen when my car was broken into and showed him my application for a new one
"So you dont have it in your possession?"
"doesnt look like it"
He goes back to his car for a good 5 minutes, atleast 4 of my friends drove out of school and passed me with horns honking lol, I go in my glovebox to put my glasses away and what do I see...... G2 Original Liscense Paper!!
I read it for a sec, says its valid without a photo ID until 2005, ------- sweet, I stick it out of the window and waive it for a few seconds (wasnt gonna walk back to his car), I guess he didnt notice or whatever
He comes back to my car about 3 minutes later
"I found it sir, says valid without a photo id, hope its not to late"
"(grabs it violently) Your luck (litterally scrunched up ticket and threw it on the ground)"
Stands back and kinda has a ponderring look on his face, take a few looks around
"Do you have any reason why I shouldnt give you this $110 ticket for no front plate"
"Ill put it back on as soon as I get home if that makes a difference"
"No, I mean, I see your on probation for Mischief, is there any info you could help me out with that I would throw out this ticket"
(thinking he has the right to tow me car or something or search it)
"No not really"
"Not a single thing you can tell me going down that would make me wanna slipe the pallet clean?"
(OH YOU STUPID ----, YOU WANNA BRIBE!!"
I thought for a sec what I could tell him ( was thinking for parties going down) then I realized where I was (near school/hockey arena) I go:
"Between you and me"
"yup, between you and me kid" (leans on my car and kinds leans in)
"You see that consession stand right beside the skate park, if you come back here at about 10 or so later on tonight (friday), youll find a guy named Ryan Nxxxxx, he deals marijuana and mushroons at lunch time and on weekend nights."
"Have a description of him? Age?"
"Just a standard shaved head brown hair little white guy.But the thing is, I told you that just because he deals to really young kids (literally 12/14 is what he tries there) and he always gets away because you guys come in through the parking lot and there a little path beside that baseball field where the ---- (oops I swore) run. But if you are on the bridge, theyll have knowwhere to go"
"And hes trafficing marijuana and pcp?,did you go to school with him?"
"Ya, points to school 300 feet infront, hes a year older though, thats all I really know"
"Thats really helpful son, Ill go through the yearbooks for a picture, good enough, take off"
He walked back to his car, I started my car back up and ------- SLOWLY pull away and into the school parking lot
I think I did some good, saved $200 in tickets, got a little ---- dealing to kids off the street and learned kinda of how to deal with cops lol.
Felt like typing that out
Seen the cop up ahead waiting to pull into traffic, of course there was knowone behind me and he cuts out, "----!", I go to make a right a stop light, made sure I came to a complete stop, I take off to merge and the ****** comes after me. "----!, speedo isnt working"
I got up to what I thought was 50 and held it for about 15 seconds"
"lights n sirens"
Pulled over pretty quick and he says he pulled me over for no front plate (forgot about that), he goes "you still building your car? (gutted rear interior, flat black paint, massively cracked windshield)
"No sir it was broken into a few weeks ago"
"Linscense, ownership and insurance"
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, no linscense, I told him it was stolen when my car was broken into and showed him my application for a new one
"So you dont have it in your possession?"
"doesnt look like it"
He goes back to his car for a good 5 minutes, atleast 4 of my friends drove out of school and passed me with horns honking lol, I go in my glovebox to put my glasses away and what do I see...... G2 Original Liscense Paper!!
I read it for a sec, says its valid without a photo ID until 2005, ------- sweet, I stick it out of the window and waive it for a few seconds (wasnt gonna walk back to his car), I guess he didnt notice or whatever
He comes back to my car about 3 minutes later
"I found it sir, says valid without a photo id, hope its not to late"
"(grabs it violently) Your luck (litterally scrunched up ticket and threw it on the ground)"
Stands back and kinda has a ponderring look on his face, take a few looks around
"Do you have any reason why I shouldnt give you this $110 ticket for no front plate"
"Ill put it back on as soon as I get home if that makes a difference"
"No, I mean, I see your on probation for Mischief, is there any info you could help me out with that I would throw out this ticket"
(thinking he has the right to tow me car or something or search it)
"No not really"
"Not a single thing you can tell me going down that would make me wanna slipe the pallet clean?"
(OH YOU STUPID ----, YOU WANNA BRIBE!!"
I thought for a sec what I could tell him ( was thinking for parties going down) then I realized where I was (near school/hockey arena) I go:
"Between you and me"
"yup, between you and me kid" (leans on my car and kinds leans in)
"You see that consession stand right beside the skate park, if you come back here at about 10 or so later on tonight (friday), youll find a guy named Ryan Nxxxxx, he deals marijuana and mushroons at lunch time and on weekend nights."
"Have a description of him? Age?"
"Just a standard shaved head brown hair little white guy.But the thing is, I told you that just because he deals to really young kids (literally 12/14 is what he tries there) and he always gets away because you guys come in through the parking lot and there a little path beside that baseball field where the ---- (oops I swore) run. But if you are on the bridge, theyll have knowwhere to go"
"And hes trafficing marijuana and pcp?,did you go to school with him?"
"Ya, points to school 300 feet infront, hes a year older though, thats all I really know"
"Thats really helpful son, Ill go through the yearbooks for a picture, good enough, take off"
He walked back to his car, I started my car back up and ------- SLOWLY pull away and into the school parking lot
I think I did some good, saved $200 in tickets, got a little ---- dealing to kids off the street and learned kinda of how to deal with cops lol.
Felt like typing that out
If the kid does get caught his life won't be the same for a while..... All to get you out of a fine
12-04-2004, 01:43 PM
#45
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 0
Re:Speeding Ticket
Originally Posted by yayopwrcrx
You're an ------- bro. If you did that around here you wouldn't be alive.(Not even kidding) I don't mean to bust your bubble but that's felony ---- right there. You could of said anything, some kid spray painting something- but you pick drugs....
If the kid does get caught his life won't be the same for a while..... All to get you out of a fine
If the kid does get caught his life won't be the same for a while..... All to get you out of a fine
12-04-2004, 01:46 PM
#46
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,145
Re:Speeding Ticket
Originally Posted by SinisterCivic
Originally Posted by yayopwrcrx
You're an ------- bro. If you did that around here you wouldn't be alive.(Not even kidding) I don't mean to bust your bubble but that's felony ---- right there. You could of said anything, some kid spray painting something- but you pick drugs....
If the kid does get caught his life won't be the same for a while..... All to get you out of a fine
If the kid does get caught his life won't be the same for a while..... All to get you out of a fine
12-04-2004, 01:57 PM
#47
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 0
Re:Speeding Ticket
I just pwn3d myself.
When you said felony ---- you meant for the dealer.
Guess what? I don't have to worry about:
Or any of that ----. You know why? Because I don't sell drugs to ------- 12 years olds! ---- that guy!
When you said felony ---- you meant for the dealer.
Guess what? I don't have to worry about:
- Intent to sell drugs
- Possesion of drugs
- Corruption of a minor
- Possesion of drug paraphenalia
Or any of that ----. You know why? Because I don't sell drugs to ------- 12 years olds! ---- that guy!
12-04-2004, 03:06 PM
#49
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,634
Re:Speeding Ticket
whatever
in the eyes of the IRS if you snitch on someone for cheating on taxes. You're essentially the one who gets fucked. It takes a crook to know one.....
If you snitch on someone for cheating on taxes you're entire family and everyone you know will get investigated and 99.9% of the time you never get the 10%.
It should be the same way for these snitches IMO. I don't know about this kid but dudes around here will ------- kill you. No questions asked....
I'm not trying to sound hard or make it seem like i come from a hard area, because i don't. I have just seen kids get sent to the hospital then watched the kids get arrested for assault. Only to get the charges dropped because they have money out the *** to be able to do whatever they want... so all i'm saying is watch what you say, because what goes around always comes around 1000 times worse - even if you're trying to do good.
in the eyes of the IRS if you snitch on someone for cheating on taxes. You're essentially the one who gets fucked. It takes a crook to know one.....
If you snitch on someone for cheating on taxes you're entire family and everyone you know will get investigated and 99.9% of the time you never get the 10%.
It should be the same way for these snitches IMO. I don't know about this kid but dudes around here will ------- kill you. No questions asked....
I'm not trying to sound hard or make it seem like i come from a hard area, because i don't. I have just seen kids get sent to the hospital then watched the kids get arrested for assault. Only to get the charges dropped because they have money out the *** to be able to do whatever they want... so all i'm saying is watch what you say, because what goes around always comes around 1000 times worse - even if you're trying to do good.
12-04-2004, 10:39 PM
#50
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 184
Re:Speeding Ticket
Seriously shut the ---- up. How is he an -------, maybe where your from dealing drugs to little kid's is ok, but in my book that just plain stupid. So what you mess up the kid's life, what gives him the right to mess up 12yr old kid's lifes by selling them drugs? If anything his the -------. In my eyes your an ------- also, noone who supports a drug dealer and calls someone and ------- because he "snitches" on a drug dealer deserves the right to call anyone name's. If i was a mod, i'd ban you just because your just plain retarded.
