Someones 4G63T Powered Civic Project
11-11-2003, 12:36 PM
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Re:Someones 4G63T Powered Civic Project
101 = After racing the honda boys with their "pimped" out cars you have to pop your hood for them to belive your cars almost completely stock
102 = You've owned something with the name Horsecock in it....;-)
103 = You are completely dumbfounded when people say that eclipses and talons are hot but lasers are slow?
104 = your mom claims a 4500 rpm launch "throws her back out"
105 = When over the school's intercom you hear "Excuse me but the white mitsubishi eclipse is still running."
106 = When you get asked at least once a week if
'That Hump' is supposed to be on your hood.
107 = Your friends with the tow company and they stop by every weekend to see what the new "project" is this weekend.
108 = You dance every morning when your car cranks over.
109 = when you ask your friend with a tow truck to tow your car every other day...
110 = your "grocery getter" is a 12 sec car... lol
111 = You have the shop mannuel memorized
112 = The local shop calls you to ask a question about a broken eclipse they have in there shop.
113 = when people driveur car...and ask-whats that noise...you always reply with-which one
114 = people driving ur car for the first time...get a new understanding forthe word torque steer -(fwd) (even if they are *expierenced drivers*
115 = You wonder why the used oil only fills 2 of the 5 quarts you just put in.
116 = You have your girlfriend drive you "far" distances becuase you actually want to get there.
117 = You drive all around town, aimlessly, when it's running "right".
118 = Every time you scrape the front bumper, you and everyone else in the car feel the pain.
119 = You wake up in the middle of the night, stumble to the computer and subconsiously type in DSMTALK DOT COM !!!!
120 = everytime billy badass mustang driver says "buy a domestic" you scream at the top of your lungs "IT IS A ------- DOMESTIC YOU DUMB ----!"
121 = If you can navigate at night with our 2 candle powered headlights.......
122 = If at one point you could punch the gas and get the spy-hunter smoke screen.......
123 = If you avoid car conversations with new people, so you don't have to start from scratch.......
124 = If your stock boost gauge reads 9 but you know it means 19......
125 = If you tell people you have a two seater so that you don't have to watch them suffer in the back seats.....
126 = If you need to call someone to fetch your spare when you get a flat........
127 = If you have ever lit a cigarette off the exhaust manifold......
128 = If you have attemted sex in your car once, and vowed never to do it again.
129 = people who first drive your car and launches at 4500 and ask "why wont this thing burn out?!?!" (awd)
130 = people tell you the bump on your hood is a turbo bump, even when it's a NT
131 = You have a pile of burnt out clutches sitting in your room.
132 = Youve uttered the words, "Officer I dont think i was going that fast."
133 = You've had to explain how your turbo timer works to your mechanic.
134 = You show up at a friends house and their mom asks you why your car sounds like a truck.
135 = You always give your shop manual to the mechanic when bringing your car in for work.
136 = You go knocking on your 60 year old neighbour's door sometimes to ask him if he can help you with a jump start.
137 = On some nights you pray that someone should come steal your car.
138 = You hold your breath and pray to god when making left turns (2Gs)
139 = DSMtalk.com is your homepage
140 = You always tell the person that is crammed in the backseat to watch their head when you hit a bump.
141 = You get spanked by a supercharged Mustang and he tells you that out of all imports he's raced you hung the best, and that he doesn't even waste time on the "other" imports anymore.
142 = Your first investment for your car should have been a lift.
143 = Your car won't start when the temperature gets below zero.
144 = Your girlfriend knows what DSM stands for.
145 = Your girlfriend laughs her *** off when she's riding with you and a Honduh revs on you.
146 = Your car was faster 2 years ago than all your friend's cars are now.
147 = You can put on a big turbo and run 25 psi on a completely stock motor.
148 = While browsing the internet you have 2 or more windows of DSM Talk open!
149 = Your Mom knows what DSM stands for
150 =The mechanic gets a shocked look on his face when you tell him its got AWD
151 =You see a truck stuck in the snow, and you drive right by
152 =You say a grinding transmission is "normal"
153 = You carry a "little" toolset in the trunk, "just in case"
154 = When your friends know that you are coming just by hearing your car turn the corner.
155 = You save up for your dream turbo setup instead of your dream body kit.
156 = You bought that exhaust because it's 3in and thats not the tip size.
157 = You dont tell people you have an Eclipse, Talon or Laser. You just say that you drive a DSM
158 = Guys in V-8s are afraid to race you
159 = If your girlfreind prays that a contender doesn't stop at the light next to you.....
160 = If you still put down 13 second track times in the rain.......
161 = If every time you wrench you find more stuff that your car doesn't need.......
162 = If you try to race a random car and realize you just raced him last week.......
163 = If you think the the 3G is the STUPIDEST idea ever......
164 = If you have had to remove your radiator fans, because they just don't fit in front of that Turbo.......
165 = If you capitalize the word Turbo as if it's a name......
166 = Youve explained what "DSM" means so many times, you have the speech memorised
167 = you go to an autoparts store and ask for Eagle Talon Parts hoping that those stupid people think they are cheaper than the Mistubishi Eclipe parts.
168 = youve spent at least an hour on how Turbo isnt the actual engine but a separate component, then you lose the people you are explaining it to at the "blow off valves"
169 = "What's a Talon?" "Its the same as the Eclipse" "what?!" "shut up and race"
170 = your wallet is full of autozone/autoparts reciets/lifetime warrantys in place of money
171 = If you have ever talked to someone who was sure that the Turbo in your car is a transmision.
172 = When at the strip you sit around with the Z28s and WS6 guys and talk ---- about hondas
173 = when you hear "horsecock" you think of a shifter!
174 = When several people have nicknamed your car the "dumptruck" becuase of the replica exhaust note.
175 = When you spool right next to a kid with his window down and wwhHAA-- PSHSHhhh, blow off and break the poor kids neck, just becuse it's funny.
176 = When you're dad gets scared when you order more parts--becuase he drives a 350 small block with 410 gears.
177 = You know "who" Satan really is.
178 = The 10mm and 12mm sockets are the dirtiest in the set.
179 = You lose more 10mm and 12mm sockets in a month than most people do in 3 years.
180 = When the guy you are racing puts up his window in the middle of the race when you hit full boost.
181 = The black deposits on the rear bumper are now "part of the paint"
182 = You get scared if, when launching, you don't hear a series of loud thumps coming from under the car.
183 = You get worried if you STOP smelling fuel/oil/exhaust while driving.
184 = Your mind starts to race when your CEL goes off.
185 = You think the hump 'adds character'
186 = When something on the car breaks, you spend hours on the internet researching a better, faster, and cheaper part
187 = You have almost rear-ended too many people to count because you were trying to see if that was a gs-t or a gs etc.
188 = The word crankwalk is enough to give you chills, and you believe it is a product of 'satan'
189 = You KNOW something is wrong when your CEL goes away
190 = If on more than one occasion an old guy in a Vette has said "what the hell do you have in there"?
191 = If you buy a Super Sized drink, because you have a place to put it
192 = If you price out performance parts that you can't afford to buy
193 = If you get a sick feeling in your stomach every time someone tries to BS a track time
194 = If you own stock in an octane booster company
195 = If you have over boosted without consideration of the cosequenses, just to see what she does
196 = If you though you invented something, then later found a thread describing the same thing on DSMtalk
197 = If you have a favorite stop light
198 = If you drive around the puddles to stage
199 = If you PORT on Friday night, while your freinds are out drnking
102 = You've owned something with the name Horsecock in it....;-)
103 = You are completely dumbfounded when people say that eclipses and talons are hot but lasers are slow?
104 = your mom claims a 4500 rpm launch "throws her back out"
105 = When over the school's intercom you hear "Excuse me but the white mitsubishi eclipse is still running."
106 = When you get asked at least once a week if
'That Hump' is supposed to be on your hood.
107 = Your friends with the tow company and they stop by every weekend to see what the new "project" is this weekend.
108 = You dance every morning when your car cranks over.
109 = when you ask your friend with a tow truck to tow your car every other day...
110 = your "grocery getter" is a 12 sec car... lol
111 = You have the shop mannuel memorized
112 = The local shop calls you to ask a question about a broken eclipse they have in there shop.
113 = when people driveur car...and ask-whats that noise...you always reply with-which one
114 = people driving ur car for the first time...get a new understanding forthe word torque steer -(fwd) (even if they are *expierenced drivers*
115 = You wonder why the used oil only fills 2 of the 5 quarts you just put in.
116 = You have your girlfriend drive you "far" distances becuase you actually want to get there.
117 = You drive all around town, aimlessly, when it's running "right".
118 = Every time you scrape the front bumper, you and everyone else in the car feel the pain.
119 = You wake up in the middle of the night, stumble to the computer and subconsiously type in DSMTALK DOT COM !!!!
120 = everytime billy badass mustang driver says "buy a domestic" you scream at the top of your lungs "IT IS A ------- DOMESTIC YOU DUMB ----!"
121 = If you can navigate at night with our 2 candle powered headlights.......
122 = If at one point you could punch the gas and get the spy-hunter smoke screen.......
123 = If you avoid car conversations with new people, so you don't have to start from scratch.......
124 = If your stock boost gauge reads 9 but you know it means 19......
125 = If you tell people you have a two seater so that you don't have to watch them suffer in the back seats.....
126 = If you need to call someone to fetch your spare when you get a flat........
127 = If you have ever lit a cigarette off the exhaust manifold......
128 = If you have attemted sex in your car once, and vowed never to do it again.
129 = people who first drive your car and launches at 4500 and ask "why wont this thing burn out?!?!" (awd)
130 = people tell you the bump on your hood is a turbo bump, even when it's a NT
131 = You have a pile of burnt out clutches sitting in your room.
132 = Youve uttered the words, "Officer I dont think i was going that fast."
133 = You've had to explain how your turbo timer works to your mechanic.
134 = You show up at a friends house and their mom asks you why your car sounds like a truck.
135 = You always give your shop manual to the mechanic when bringing your car in for work.
136 = You go knocking on your 60 year old neighbour's door sometimes to ask him if he can help you with a jump start.
137 = On some nights you pray that someone should come steal your car.
138 = You hold your breath and pray to god when making left turns (2Gs)
139 = DSMtalk.com is your homepage
140 = You always tell the person that is crammed in the backseat to watch their head when you hit a bump.
141 = You get spanked by a supercharged Mustang and he tells you that out of all imports he's raced you hung the best, and that he doesn't even waste time on the "other" imports anymore.
142 = Your first investment for your car should have been a lift.
143 = Your car won't start when the temperature gets below zero.
144 = Your girlfriend knows what DSM stands for.
145 = Your girlfriend laughs her *** off when she's riding with you and a Honduh revs on you.
146 = Your car was faster 2 years ago than all your friend's cars are now.
147 = You can put on a big turbo and run 25 psi on a completely stock motor.
148 = While browsing the internet you have 2 or more windows of DSM Talk open!
149 = Your Mom knows what DSM stands for
150 =The mechanic gets a shocked look on his face when you tell him its got AWD
151 =You see a truck stuck in the snow, and you drive right by
152 =You say a grinding transmission is "normal"
153 = You carry a "little" toolset in the trunk, "just in case"
154 = When your friends know that you are coming just by hearing your car turn the corner.
155 = You save up for your dream turbo setup instead of your dream body kit.
156 = You bought that exhaust because it's 3in and thats not the tip size.
157 = You dont tell people you have an Eclipse, Talon or Laser. You just say that you drive a DSM
158 = Guys in V-8s are afraid to race you
159 = If your girlfreind prays that a contender doesn't stop at the light next to you.....
160 = If you still put down 13 second track times in the rain.......
161 = If every time you wrench you find more stuff that your car doesn't need.......
162 = If you try to race a random car and realize you just raced him last week.......
163 = If you think the the 3G is the STUPIDEST idea ever......
164 = If you have had to remove your radiator fans, because they just don't fit in front of that Turbo.......
165 = If you capitalize the word Turbo as if it's a name......
166 = Youve explained what "DSM" means so many times, you have the speech memorised
167 = you go to an autoparts store and ask for Eagle Talon Parts hoping that those stupid people think they are cheaper than the Mistubishi Eclipe parts.
168 = youve spent at least an hour on how Turbo isnt the actual engine but a separate component, then you lose the people you are explaining it to at the "blow off valves"
169 = "What's a Talon?" "Its the same as the Eclipse" "what?!" "shut up and race"
170 = your wallet is full of autozone/autoparts reciets/lifetime warrantys in place of money
171 = If you have ever talked to someone who was sure that the Turbo in your car is a transmision.
172 = When at the strip you sit around with the Z28s and WS6 guys and talk ---- about hondas
173 = when you hear "horsecock" you think of a shifter!
174 = When several people have nicknamed your car the "dumptruck" becuase of the replica exhaust note.
175 = When you spool right next to a kid with his window down and wwhHAA-- PSHSHhhh, blow off and break the poor kids neck, just becuse it's funny.
176 = When you're dad gets scared when you order more parts--becuase he drives a 350 small block with 410 gears.
177 = You know "who" Satan really is.
178 = The 10mm and 12mm sockets are the dirtiest in the set.
179 = You lose more 10mm and 12mm sockets in a month than most people do in 3 years.
180 = When the guy you are racing puts up his window in the middle of the race when you hit full boost.
181 = The black deposits on the rear bumper are now "part of the paint"
182 = You get scared if, when launching, you don't hear a series of loud thumps coming from under the car.
183 = You get worried if you STOP smelling fuel/oil/exhaust while driving.
184 = Your mind starts to race when your CEL goes off.
185 = You think the hump 'adds character'
186 = When something on the car breaks, you spend hours on the internet researching a better, faster, and cheaper part
187 = You have almost rear-ended too many people to count because you were trying to see if that was a gs-t or a gs etc.
188 = The word crankwalk is enough to give you chills, and you believe it is a product of 'satan'
189 = You KNOW something is wrong when your CEL goes away
190 = If on more than one occasion an old guy in a Vette has said "what the hell do you have in there"?
191 = If you buy a Super Sized drink, because you have a place to put it
192 = If you price out performance parts that you can't afford to buy
193 = If you get a sick feeling in your stomach every time someone tries to BS a track time
194 = If you own stock in an octane booster company
195 = If you have over boosted without consideration of the cosequenses, just to see what she does
196 = If you though you invented something, then later found a thread describing the same thing on DSMtalk
197 = If you have a favorite stop light
198 = If you drive around the puddles to stage
199 = If you PORT on Friday night, while your freinds are out drnking
11-11-2003, 12:38 PM
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Re:Someones 4G63T Powered Civic Project
10 = If people recognize your car by the sound of it's lifter tick....
Oh man... my old Eclipse lifters were so damn noisy my girlfriend could here that ticking ---- when i was coming to pick her up... it pissed her off.....
Damn the memories....
Can You say Identity Crisis
?? I can...
11-11-2003, 12:54 PM
#15
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Re:Someones 4G63T Powered Civic Project
Frankly, I love my Talon and 4g63. Most driveline failure are due to assclowns pouring on power and dumping the clutch like its a FWD or RWD car. I will admit the 7 bolt blocks (especially 95+) motors have a SERIOUSLY FLAWED thrust bearing design. The 89-91 motors (only thing I use) are very solid motors.... they prove that day after day. If any of you follow DSM racing, John Shepard is now in the 8's with his truly streetable Talon AWD. I think the first person to make a working/affordable 4g63 swap kit for EG's will be a wealthy man.
Also going further if any of you subsribe to Turbo magazine, a Porsche 911 with a 4g63 sitting in the trunk is featured "Porschebishi".
http://www.boneheadperformance.com/ericscar.html
The article has full build pics, so if you're in the supermarket.. check it out
Also going further if any of you subsribe to Turbo magazine, a Porsche 911 with a 4g63 sitting in the trunk is featured "Porschebishi".
http://www.boneheadperformance.com/ericscar.html
The article has full build pics, so if you're in the supermarket.. check it out
11-11-2003, 01:42 PM
#16
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Re:Someones 4G63T Powered Civic Project
I had a Eagle talon once. When I took it to get it inspected they wrote in the space that says MAKE OF VEHICE that it was an AMC. I laughed my *** of at that. American Motors went out of buisness in the early 80s, how the hell did that guy think they built this car. 
11-11-2003, 02:06 PM
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Re:Someones 4G63T Powered Civic Project
He was probobly being a smartass.
For those who don't know:
Chrysler started the Eagle brand in 1987 as an umbrella for the passenger cars it inherited from the purchase of American Motors-- the AMC Eagle four-wheel-drive wagon and the Renault Premier sedan. Former AMC-Jeep dealers became Jeep-Eagle dealers. The Talon, built by Mitsubishi in Normal Illinois died Sept. 30, 1998.
I found this sorry piece of info:
"Analysts told Reuter dropping Eagle now is a wise move because it will help Chrysler focus their resources in a very crowded market. U.S. sales for the Eagle brand fell 46 percent in 1996 from 1995, and have plunged another 46.5 percent in 1997 through August, to 11,927 cars -- about five cars for each of Chrysler's 2,340 Eagle dealers."
Besides the Talon.. everything Eagle had was ---- anyway
For those who don't know:
Chrysler started the Eagle brand in 1987 as an umbrella for the passenger cars it inherited from the purchase of American Motors-- the AMC Eagle four-wheel-drive wagon and the Renault Premier sedan. Former AMC-Jeep dealers became Jeep-Eagle dealers. The Talon, built by Mitsubishi in Normal Illinois died Sept. 30, 1998.
I found this sorry piece of info:
"Analysts told Reuter dropping Eagle now is a wise move because it will help Chrysler focus their resources in a very crowded market. U.S. sales for the Eagle brand fell 46 percent in 1996 from 1995, and have plunged another 46.5 percent in 1997 through August, to 11,927 cars -- about five cars for each of Chrysler's 2,340 Eagle dealers."
Besides the Talon.. everything Eagle had was ---- anyway
11-11-2003, 02:28 PM
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Re:Someones 4G63T Powered Civic Project
81 = you have watched 3 passengers break their glasses on the idiot belts
What's that got to do with a 4g63T in a civic ??
1G DSMs rock, I don't car what anyone says.. Dollar for dollar, pound for pound, they can be the most potent street machine ever !!! For half the price of a vette you can have a car that runs 11's, handles better than porches, stops better than a porche, and will do it all in the rain !!! To bad there interior lacks... But performance wise the 1G DSM is/can be the ultimate all-round machine.
I have its fat steriod injected brother, the 3/S.
What's that got to do with a 4g63T in a civic ??
1G DSMs rock, I don't car what anyone says.. Dollar for dollar, pound for pound, they can be the most potent street machine ever !!! For half the price of a vette you can have a car that runs 11's, handles better than porches, stops better than a porche, and will do it all in the rain !!! To bad there interior lacks... But performance wise the 1G DSM is/can be the ultimate all-round machine.
I have its fat steriod injected brother, the 3/S.
