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Old 03-13-2007, 05:03 PM
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hahaha ok so as i'm bored at work i decided to google flux capasitor. i found a place that sells them for $175000, lol. here are some other products that you shoudl never go without.

cross drilled brake lines- Want improved braking? Why just cross drill those rotors? Introducing KaleCoAuto cross drilled brake lines! Improved airflow through lines provides superior brake cooling. Brake fluid is exposed to cool moving air, almost instantly reducing heat, and providing shorter stopping distances! All lines are made of quality latex. Brake lines come in: Red and Yellow. Please specify color when ordering!! Warning!! You must replace ALL brake lines at once. You may mix colors.



O Pipe (Single Exhaust)- You've heard of the Y pipe.. the X pipe.. the H pipe.. nothing can touch the O pipe!!! It provides 100% back pressure feedback on ALL engines!! Torque increase and kuneutson valve float brings in much lower revs so you don't hurt your motor! Not CARB Legal. Please specify standard or polished finish. Product shown is single input O-Pipe with polished finish.



adjustable powerband-Wish you had a little more low end torque? Maybe you want a high revving formula1-esque screamer? KaleCoAuto's Adjustable Powerbands are the perfect solution! The power bands are made from titanium-injected rubber, with high grade 440 fasteners. Six links are included. One band is for horsepower, and the other for torque. You may use more than three links per side, but extreme caution should be taken!



Butt Dyno-Just install a great mod like a cold air intake? Electric supercharger? Big Muffler? Magnetic fuel line ionizer? Awesome wing? Are you getting no respect from your friends for your newly found power? As we all know, these are high end and sophisticated modifications. Some may be TOO sophisticated to actually show up on a traditional dyno. So here we have: The Butt Dyno. Simply place it in the seat, and drive fast, weaving in and out of traffic. (On a race course, of course.) Now you can tell your friends with confidence "That oil-saturated air filter gave me 20 horses!"


heavy duty tire beads- Ever lost or broken the bead in your tire mid-corner, only to have the tire come free from the wheel in a dangerous manner? Imagine for a moment, that you could underinflate your tires safely, without worrying about your racecar-like driving ability causing problems. Done imagining? Now buy these. The KaleCoAuto tire beads are pure titanium - and 100 times stronger than a typical tire bead. Also makes a nice neckalce for the Mrs.



710 cap- Having trouble locating a replacement 710 Cap? KaleCoAuto has an industry exclusive: The Chrome 710 Cap. The chrome finish provides that desired sparkle and shine to your otherwise dull engine bay.

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Old 03-13-2007, 05:05 PM
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http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index
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Old 03-13-2007, 10:43 PM
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jeff is my hero. you win... /thread.
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Old 03-13-2007, 11:07 PM
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for a car that was built by this shop and worth the money those clowns were asking, why didnt it at least make the shops website?
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:29 AM
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the 710 cap is the best bwahaha
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:12 PM
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lol, i was busting up at the crossed drilled brake lines
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Old 03-14-2007, 01:49 PM
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Aren't cars supposed to have a roll cage in them if it runs under 11's or something like that. I dont see one in his.
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Old 03-14-2007, 08:53 PM
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The seller was full of ----.... probably some nigerian scamming ******.
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:42 PM
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I want to buy some elbow grease. my friend always tells his girlfriend to get headlight fulid. She always says she cant ever find it.
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Sir;

Thanks for the information request, however, I have instructed my son to pull the item off the selling block. I have too much money and technology invested in this car and given all the hoopla over the listing, something must have struck a nerve with everyone. We have put it back into the shop for another $10K in modifications and additions and will turn it into a complete racer. Gonna lighten it up a bit and streamline a few things using some engineering technology I have brought from my previous design work on the B-2 Stealth Bomber. It should certainly help reduce any drag and with a lighter load, we'll get really low in times, I'm sure. Anyway, thanks for the interest but we are going to hang on to it.

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Mr. Bruce Brooke


hmm, asked him some questions. I hope hes not serious.
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