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Old 06-05-2008, 07:00 PM
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so i go to the indian gas station, go to get a tin of skoal, use the status # of some buck i know, and the bitch gave me ------ bandits. 3 pouches = 1 pinch i normally take.
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wtf is a status # and are you referring to some guy as some buck
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chewing is ------- gross
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I used to work with a Bubba that carried a gallon jug to spit in because he was told that nobody liked to drag their cords through his saliva. His breath smelled like ---- and he allways had black crap stuck in the few teeth he had left. The grossest thing was the full gallon of brown spit
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I used to work with a Bubba

Was he a Bubba, or a ***** Bubba from Kentucky with a greasy *** chicken neck?
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:13 AM
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You guys are fucked. im drunk. you better kiss me when im gone/garth brooks
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Originally Posted by d16forlife
chewing is ------- gross
Actually it isn't chewing. There is a difference in "dip" and "chew". Also the pouches keep it all nice and tidy. I use to do it here and there back in high school. On my way home from work one night and a car topped the hill in front of me on the wrong side and I swallowed a big gulp of the juice. Within a few min I was puking my guts out and said screw it.

About a year ago I picked up another can on a whim and got the Skoal Berry Blend (taste like Skittles) and they were pouches by mistake. Did it like twice and got a little buzz. Cut a pouch open and I was buzzing so hard I was dizzy. So said screw it again.

On a side note: I went to school with a guy that would dip a half can at a time. Juice didn't bother him, he just swallowed it.
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I use to do it here and there back in high school. On my way home from work one night and a car topped the hill in front of me on the wrong side and I swallowed a big gulp of the juice. Within a few min I was puking my guts out and said screw it.
I used to chew now and then. Used to also drink a shitload of lipton iced tea in the glass bottles. I'd use the empty iced tea bottle as a spitter. wasn't paying attention and slammed a big gulp of the wrong one once, tasty.

Quit all tobacco cold turkey a few months ago, not near as hard as everyone makes it out to be. I also rarely drink anymore so that probably has something to do with how much easier it was.
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I got a helluva buzz off that crap, but it's not for me. I like my teeth not being rotten and not spitting out that gunk.

I'll smoke my lungs away instead.
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