sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
03-03-2008, 06:43 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Sometimes I pull out just to make a mess, or if I know we're going to take a shower right after. 
99.9% of the time I just let it rip. 
I <3 birth control.
99.9% of the time I just let it rip. I <3 birth control. 
We'll see whta happens, she's late as ---- but swears she was never regular before BC. plus the test said I was not a daddy
My guess is as soon as we leave for vacation she'll start bleeding like a stuck pig
03-03-2008, 07:55 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
busting a nut before hand dosent do anything for me. and pulling out and stoping is nerve racking as hell. last nite i just wanted to nut inside of her so bad, i might have to start putting on condoms
03-03-2008, 08:17 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
I <3 birth control.
No, you like when she's taking it. Wait until the behind your back "oops, I forgot" sabotage kicks in. It happens to all of us Smiths. Just get the visectomy now and don't tell her. Then you can laugh at her when she's trying to sabotage and can't figure out what the ---- is wrong. Then bang her mom.
If someone doesn't make this post nsfw, I'm gonna start shooting.
03-03-2008, 08:23 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
Originally Posted by SQ is the SQUAD
busting a nut before hand dosent do anything for me. and pulling out and stoping is nerve racking as hell. last nite i just wanted to nut inside of her so bad, i might have to start putting on condoms
03-03-2008, 08:26 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
Originally Posted by Stealthmode
No, you like when she's taking it. Wait until the behind your back "oops, I forgot" sabotage kicks in. It happens to all of us Smiths. Just get the visectomy now and don't tell her. Then you can laugh at her when she's trying to sabotage and can't figure out what the ---- is wrong. Then bang her mom.
If someone doesn't make this post nsfw, I'm gonna start shooting.
, what? 
03-03-2008, 10:58 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
very very simple
first, take 2 tylonols to take the oh ya off, then use cheap condoms cuzz the thicker and makes u take longer. honestly, I have to take off a cheap condom to go otherwise its nothing and the wood goes away
first, take 2 tylonols to take the oh ya off, then use cheap condoms cuzz the thicker and makes u take longer. honestly, I have to take off a cheap condom to go otherwise its nothing and the wood goes away
03-03-2008, 11:23 PM
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Re: sex advice (be serious please) NSFW
---- condoms, ---- BC. ---- a vasectomy. Abortion is FTW
Sounds mental to me. I usually pop one off right before I know I'm going to have sex with a new chick. After I been with her for a while its all me. If she don't nut then thats her own damn fault. I know sometimes I'll be hittin that ---- hard as hell for what seems like forever and it takes a while to nut.
Blow jobs hardly do anything for me. I really get my money's worth in the VIP room at the stripclub. Bitches be suckin for like 8-9 songs
