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Old 03-02-2008, 07:40 PM
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Rub vagasil on your ****. You won't feel a thing.
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Rub vagasil on your ****. You won't feel a thing.
whats the fun in that.

and about her WHO CARES?!?!?! as long as you've had you're fun who cares about her. unless this is like a 20 second horse race, lol.
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WTF this is sfw i was expecting to see some ****** or something but anyway if you blow your load to quick to often someone new will be her ---- buddy other wise just imagine rosie
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Originally Posted by ifly87
whats the fun in that.

and about her WHO CARES?!?!?! as long as you've had you're fun who cares about her. unless this is like a 20 second horse race, lol.
You gotta think about your future. You suck at sex and she tells all her friends and then none of her friends want to ---- a guy that sucks at sex. You rock that bitches world and she's going to brag to her friends about how great you are and then they all want to ride the ****.
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You gotta think about your future. You suck at sex and she tells all her friends and then none of her friends want to ---- a guy that sucks at sex. You rock that bitches world and she's going to brag to her friends about how great you are and then they all want to ride the ****.

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btw, i too have a mental thing about nutting when im getting blown. she has to like jerk it suck it and look at my face and then maybe i can bust one. other than that i can usually bust a ut once im ready. its all in your head.
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I think we need pics of this chick to be able to give you advice.
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its her finger in your butthole. you finally found a girl who will do it
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lol make her *** first, then she wont give a ---- when you ***
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lol make her *** first, then she wont give a ---- when you ***
who the hell cares as long as you get yours right? lol
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i started the topic with the nsfw header cuz i am sure people may want ot add pics later and i dont have to worry about editing the title

ok, good to know i am not the only one who thinks its a mental thing. ive only know this girl for about 5 weeks. we been banging constantly for about 3. shes clean, has a good hjob, makes more money than me, has a clean, very nice 2 beedroom apt all to her self, has a car, can cook, cleans good and constantly, and her parents are all the way in new york. i actuallyy met her online. we both live in boston but she is from ny. she lived here for the last 5 years. so i tried talking to her right off the back. i was getting a lil somewhere but thinings where moving real slow. by the second week of talking on the phone/text/ aim we starting getthing real comfortable with each other. that weekend she was going back to new york and broke down in ct. she called be and like a gentle man i offered to borrow my buddies tow truck, go get her in ct and bring her to ny. then come back to boston that same nite. previouse to that we had went on one date, and that nite after waiting in wendys for like 5 hours for me to get there i made her go in our second date. i also meet her parents that nite, but since we just met i was introduced as a friend. but her parents where cool clean people. but pretty much after that i was in. i was hitting it the next monday nite

so in the last 3 weeks i prob hit it about 10-12 times. ive slept over her house at least 7 of those times, she dosent let me leave and i really dont want to leave. i go down on her everytime, and she does *** before we have sex. and ifi stay we have sex that night and in the morning. she actually made the mistake and told me i can do what ever i want to her! so i am slowly trying all type of things. i actually failed at my first attempt at ----. i hade already nutted that nite and wasent fully hard, but she did take the finger pretty well and loved it. i am just waiting for one day and i am gonna work that ---- hard. but she was an ---- virging so i am slowly working the finer to get her use to it and opening that ---- up.

i dont want to numb my dick to ---- her hard, cuz it would be pointless ifi cant feel it. i do have the desenitizing gel but i havent tried it, i dont want to loose all the feeling.
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