Nirgopolis

Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
she said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend



















http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMEPFZa4ZQo&NR=1

Big Pipe

i sang that last week at karaoke

demonboy

I am white .But my cack loves ----- .I have been with a few black girls . It is called getting the ghetto slam . I highly recomend it. And they were my friends.lol

Econo-Box

Biz markee is the ----. He does a cracked out kids show called Yo Gaba Gaba.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6gT-J8kfpo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPJZoEI8_lc

SpankedYA!

My son loves Yo Gaba Gaba. Its the wierdest show.

Tough-guy

My lawn mower is out of gas.

IntaCooler

*holds up gang sign and takes bite into chiken wrap*

ryandeeznutz503

99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

flacopower

X1324810!!! The first time I saw that show I was like WTF is this? To those that don't know, Yo gabba gabba is about a skinny black guy with a weird orange hat that pulls these weird *** toys out of his boom box and they come to life and they sing and dance and do all kinds of weird ----.. Well my son is 17 months now and he is starting to grow out of the gabba gabba phase he is now obsessed with Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse. Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog

kain

yo gabba gabba is a good show to watch while your drunk as ---- or high as ----