J_KoZ

im not gonna call ya a dumbass cus 1. i did something like that too and plus im new . anyway make a long story short, i was sellin remote control fart machines in my junior year and i was making awesome dough. $10 profit on each and also these stink bombs but not your ordinary, these things are RANCID. so i got ratted out and everything was found in my locker cus i went to private school, they can search without your permission. they didnt do me in though, they just gave me 6 months probation (i do anything stupid i get the boot) and i had caf duty for like 5 months. senior year (this past november) i beat the ---- out of some kid cus he was constantly harrassing me with a ping pong ball. so i got the boot. ---- SCHOOL is an appropriate title.
Joe

kain

cmon kids, snorting ants is fun!!...

your a ------ idiot you know that.

N1ghtM0nkey

Who cares, you got busted, deal with it. You'll look back on it and laugh. I always laugh when I remember ---- like that, I once got a day of in school suspension for throwing random ---- out of the 2nd floor window. We're talking ---- like a coat rack, miscellaneous electrical pieces and equipment (it was some kind of electrician class), and mainly garbage. The teacher didn't say ----, just wrote it up and the next day I was called to the office along with some of my buddies.

It didn't stop me from doing it though, I just moved on to text books and what not, and up to the 3rd floor. Nothing quite calms my nerves like the sight of a math book exploding into a flurry of pages after falling 3 stories.

scottsi

haha yeah, i remember in jr high school we used to throw milks off the 2nd story of the stairs just to make a mess for the janitors, hahaha, and we used to put chocolate pudding on the hand rails of the stairs, wait for the bell to ring, and sit at the top of the stairs and laugh at everyone as they walked up the stairs with hella brown ---- lookin pudding on their hands/ clothes, ahahahaha, yes we were some ********

Xgenturbo

Your school is retarded if they get cops after you for having an air horn...WTF, in my odl highschool people would bring airhorns all the time, and no one would care as long as it was used outside.

I remember once when I was at school, last day before summer in grade 13 I think, we had this center part of our school called the atrium, everyone gathered there(1000 square feet of enclosed floor area), it was also the entrance to all the offices and the libraty, anyway, I was on the top level at lunch where there was no teachers and all it was, was a hall way and you can stare down in to the atrium, Usually my friends and I would walk by the top level and stare down the shirts of hot girls, but not on that day, that day I had 8 fart bombs (the kind you buy at convenience stores and they smell bad in an enclosed area)
Yes Eight.

I threw them all down after squeezing the bags, you could hear the pops and girls screaming, I quickly ran back to one of the tech rooms where I just chilled on the computer for the next hour or so, wow, after a hour I went back down and the smell was still pretty strong.

I heard it made one girl gag, good ----(y)

J_KoZ

ya, for me, it wasnt so much the fart machines, it was the stink bombs cus supposably someone could have had an allergic reaction/ bad ashtma and "done them in" as the administration said.
Joe

B16CRXT

I got 2 days out of school suspension for having a pocket knife on me. yes, I deserved it. :P They even wanted to give me the knife back at teh end of the year, but I forgot about it....that was YEARS ago. Damn I loved school.

Xgenturbo

Same ---- you know.

kain

what a bullshit statement. you shoulda simply said, so they hold their breath's when they fart or talke a ----? its simply a smell. not a toxin.

J_KoZ

true, but i really dont know much about ashtma. its sorta like that episode of the sopranos when AJ got busted for cutting class. they said they did a DNA of his **** in the janitor's closet, but it takes like at least 2 days to get the results, which he didnt know. so i lost that battle by simply being ignorant,oh, and stupid too.
Joe