---- roommates!!
02-26-2007, 07:37 PM
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---- roommates!!
Im about to give this mother ****** an *** whipping, straight up put it to his *** 
Goddamn white trash living *** mother ******. Thief, bum, no job haven, wackin your pudd, smelling like garbage ***.
That is all
Seriously though!!
Goddamn white trash living *** mother ******. Thief, bum, no job haven, wackin your pudd, smelling like garbage ***. That is all
Seriously though!!
02-26-2007, 08:03 PM
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Re: ---- roommates!!
Dude I feel the same way. The dude I live with a JMU is a friend from HS, but the ------- has never had a job, is a ------- slob, never does ----, leaves his room a ------- mess (not my problem until we move out and there's a ------- chinese food box stuck to his floor like when I moved him out of his old apartment), he's ------- lazy, abso-------lutely refuses to move his own ---- (I moved his bigass tv up 2 sets of stairs... twice. same with his minifridge). I want to whip some *** too, but I need a video camera. He doesn't ------- pay the bills, he makes his unemployed father do it. Man do I need to pound his face.
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02-26-2007, 08:17 PM
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Re: ---- roommates!!
---- room-mates. God....my last RM was a disgusting nasty dirty *** slob. 
Actually, he still is. We get along and everything, but jesus is he dirty. I don't see how people can live like that. I mean, one VERY SMALL example. There is no **** on my toilet. Not on the seat, not under it, not around it. It's ------- clean. This dirty mother ****** has a toilet that's so ------- dirty, I don't even want to **** in it. I went to his house a few weeks ago and it was just ------- crazy. I knew when we lived together that I was the only thing keeping him from looking like a total caveman style slob, but I had no idea. His house ios just......way too much to describe. You would think I was full of ---- if I told you how gross it was.
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Actually, he still is. We get along and everything, but jesus is he dirty. I don't see how people can live like that. I mean, one VERY SMALL example. There is no **** on my toilet. Not on the seat, not under it, not around it. It's ------- clean. This dirty mother ****** has a toilet that's so ------- dirty, I don't even want to **** in it. I went to his house a few weeks ago and it was just ------- crazy. I knew when we lived together that I was the only thing keeping him from looking like a total caveman style slob, but I had no idea. His house ios just......way too much to describe. You would think I was full of ---- if I told you how gross it was. __________________
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02-26-2007, 08:37 PM
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Re: ---- roommates!!
Alright, its kind of a long story so ill try and make it short.
* Back in the day * > Where i work, and have worked for 5+ years. We get a new helper ( my roommate, but i didnt know him then ) Boss man needed more people bad. So he hired this fool. Well my friend ( Boss mans son ) is into cars. Well lets just say some ---- comes up missing off his car. Well a few days later the "new guy" pulls up to work with the ---- from my buddys car on his.
COME ON how ------ stupid can you be?? Lets just say he about got shot in the face that day and of course he lost his job, and was never seen again.
Well about 3 years ago i started renting this house from my aunt. The roommate i had then bailed and moved outta state. So i need another roommate. My aunt calls me up one day and is like " i found you a roommate, he will be moving in next week " Im like Hells yeah someone to split the cost! The next thing i know i come home and the mother ****** that stole the ---- off my buddys car is up in my house
( my new roommate ).
As if that ---- wont bad enough he started dating my little cousin so she now stays over here ( nasty fat ****, what the ---- are you thinking!! )
Now to what pisses me off!! He has no job, doesn't pay rent cause he is banging my fat cousin, pays NO bills what so ever, is a goddamn slob, has no car, steals ----, sometimes my ----. I confront him and he just plays dumb :1
The mother ****** even had a pic of my girl under his bed mattress one time
My cousin found it.
I swear im about to finnaly use this 45 ive got :P
* Back in the day * > Where i work, and have worked for 5+ years. We get a new helper ( my roommate, but i didnt know him then ) Boss man needed more people bad. So he hired this fool. Well my friend ( Boss mans son ) is into cars. Well lets just say some ---- comes up missing off his car. Well a few days later the "new guy" pulls up to work with the ---- from my buddys car on his.
COME ON how ------ stupid can you be?? Lets just say he about got shot in the face that day and of course he lost his job, and was never seen again.Well about 3 years ago i started renting this house from my aunt. The roommate i had then bailed and moved outta state. So i need another roommate. My aunt calls me up one day and is like " i found you a roommate, he will be moving in next week " Im like Hells yeah someone to split the cost! The next thing i know i come home and the mother ****** that stole the ---- off my buddys car is up in my house
( my new roommate ). As if that ---- wont bad enough he started dating my little cousin
so she now stays over here ( nasty fat ****, what the ---- are you thinking!! )Now to what pisses me off!! He has no job, doesn't pay rent cause he is banging my fat cousin, pays NO bills what so ever, is a goddamn slob, has no car, steals ----, sometimes my ----. I confront him and he just plays dumb :1
The mother ****** even had a pic of my girl under his bed mattress one time
My cousin found it.I swear im about to finnaly use this 45 ive got :P
02-26-2007, 08:43 PM
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Re: ---- roommates!!
I always thought I was messy but some people are just down right dirty big difference. I do a full clean of my house and shop every week,keep up with laundry couple people I have lived with well thats maybe once every 2 month thing and of course the oh ---- a girl is coming over thing have to help them clean.
02-26-2007, 08:45 PM
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Re: ---- roommates!!
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
---- room-mates. God....my last RM was a disgusting nasty dirty *** slob. Actually, he still is. We get along and everything, but jesus is he dirty. I don't see how people can live like that. I mean, one VERY SMALL example. There is no **** on my toilet. Not on the seat, not under it, not around it. It's ------- clean. This dirty mother ****** has a toilet that's so ------- dirty, I don't even want to **** in it. I went to his house a few weeks ago and it was just ------- crazy. I knew when we lived together that I was the only thing keeping him from looking like a total caveman style slob, but I had no idea. His house ios just......way too much to describe. You would think I was full of ---- if I told you how gross it was.
Actually, he still is. We get along and everything, but jesus is he dirty. I don't see how people can live like that. I mean, one VERY SMALL example. There is no **** on my toilet. Not on the seat, not under it, not around it. It's ------- clean. This dirty mother ****** has a toilet that's so ------- dirty, I don't even want to **** in it. I went to his house a few weeks ago and it was just ------- crazy. I knew when we lived together that I was the only thing keeping him from looking like a total caveman style slob, but I had no idea. His house ios just......way too much to describe. You would think I was full of ---- if I told you how gross it was. Has no job and pays no bills, but he ALWAYS has some pot 
