A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
02-14-2005, 08:49 PM
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A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
So here it is. :P
First, get yourself something to drink.
One isn't going to cut it so make sure you have more.
Get some of this ----.
Throw that ---- in a pan and start cooking it.
If this happens, DO NOT TOUCH THE BURNER! That ---- is hot. Move on to another burner.
Grab another beer, your first one is done.
Now comes the shitty part. No clean dishes. Time to wash some dishes. You know nobody else is going to wash them so you might as well wash them all.
Put some water in a pan and boil that ----.
Put some butter and salt in that ----. The butter helps the noodles so they don't stick to each other. I don't know what the salt does. I heard it's a good idea though?
When the water starts boiling, put the noodles in it.
Drain the nasty *** grease out of the meet. You don't want that ---- in your sauce.
After the oil and ---- drains out of the meet, throw it in a pan with the sauce and simmer while the noodles are cooking.
These god damn noodles take forever to cook.
Now is a good time to remember you don't have any parmesian cheese, so you need to improvise. You've ordered enough Pizza Hut to have a few extra packets of cheese laying around.
Dinner is served. Grab another beer.
I know, I know, I'm a hopeless romantic.
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First, get yourself something to drink.
One isn't going to cut it so make sure you have more.
Get some of this ----.
Throw that ---- in a pan and start cooking it.
If this happens, DO NOT TOUCH THE BURNER! That ---- is hot. Move on to another burner.
Grab another beer, your first one is done.
Now comes the shitty part. No clean dishes. Time to wash some dishes. You know nobody else is going to wash them so you might as well wash them all.
Put some water in a pan and boil that ----.
Put some butter and salt in that ----. The butter helps the noodles so they don't stick to each other. I don't know what the salt does. I heard it's a good idea though?
When the water starts boiling, put the noodles in it.
Drain the nasty *** grease out of the meet. You don't want that ---- in your sauce.
After the oil and ---- drains out of the meet, throw it in a pan with the sauce and simmer while the noodles are cooking.
These god damn noodles take forever to cook.
Now is a good time to remember you don't have any parmesian cheese, so you need to improvise. You've ordered enough Pizza Hut to have a few extra packets of cheese laying around.
Dinner is served. Grab another beer.
I know, I know, I'm a hopeless romantic.
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02-14-2005, 08:57 PM
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Re:A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
haha boost you monkey, that ---- looks good!
Man hurry up to socal and bring me some of that. Dammit you I think I'm gonna have that for dinner tonight, just gotta find a local joint that sells spasgetttttti, cause for ---- I ain't gonna make it.
When I read the topic, I thought you were gonna cook for a girl, i funsta say!
Man hurry up to socal and bring me some of that. Dammit you I think I'm gonna have that for dinner tonight, just gotta find a local joint that sells spasgetttttti, cause for ---- I ain't gonna make it.
When I read the topic, I thought you were gonna cook for a girl, i funsta say!
02-14-2005, 09:11 PM
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Re:A romantic Valentines dinner with Dr.Boost
Originally Posted by david_jones001
That is a pretty dirty stove
...and I'm not about to clean it. :P
Me, cook for a girl? Damn Murdoc, I thought you knew me better than that. :P I consider myself single and a bachelor.
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