Rofl!!
06-18-2006, 03:35 AM
#1
1.5 BAR
Thread Starter
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,142
Rofl!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Ben-Roethlisberg...QQcmdZViewItem
one of the funniest auctions ive seen in a while
one of the funniest auctions ive seen in a while
06-18-2006, 11:40 AM
#7
3.0 BAR
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,282
Re: Rofl!!
Q: Could you make sure that you use bubble wrap instead of packing peanuts, my cats like to eat the packing peanuts.
Jun-15-06
A: Sure.
Q: Would you happen to have any autographed replicas of said helmet?
Jun-14-06
A: Sorry. I do not.
Q: will the 'helmet' be shipped in a sturdy box? I wouldnt want it to get damaged
Jun-14-06
A: Of course.
Q: can i beat ben with its helmet, so he wears it next time?
Jun-14-06
A: haha.
Q: I don't wear helmets much anymore because people always make fun of me when I do. Is this helmet cool enough to make people stop picking on me for wearing one?
Jun-14-06
A: Of course!
Q: We live in the heart of Steeler country with a 6 yr old daughter in the end stages of a terminal illness, if you end up looking for a charity to help, we are struggling. If not, enjoy the income from a very creative thought
Jun-14-06
A: I will definately consider that.
Q: Can this helmet be custom painted?
Jun-14-06
A: You can paint it any color you want.
Q: what size?
Jun-14-06
A: One size fits all.
Q: How much does this helmet weigh? Will it mess up my perfectly coiffed hairdo?
Jun-14-06
A: The helmet is very lightweight.
Q: I can definitely certify that you are the creative first lister of this item. I had the second bid of $1.04 on the original listing. I'm just jealous of your creativity. Wish I would have thought of it first!
Jun-14-06
A: Haha thanks.
Q: If i travel 60mph and leave from cleveland going east with this helmet, how far can i go in 30 mins? thanks.
Jun-14-06
A: 30 miles.
Q: You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Jun-14-06
A: All the time.
Q: Congrats on being featured on the front page of OutrageousEbayAuctions! We sure do love your Outrageous eBay Auction!
Jun-14-06
A: Thanks.
Q: HAHA!! Great idea! What kind of moron who is worth MILLIONS gets on a motorcycle without a helmet on? Even better question, what kind of moron who is paying this guy MILLIONS allows him to get on a motorcycle without a helmet on?
Jun-14-06
A: I believe you just answered your own question(s).
Q: Will this helmet stop Seahawk fans from crying like little babies about the referee's?
Jun-14-06
A: Good question. I'm not sure.
Q: Does this Helmet come with TEETH?
Jun-14-06
A: Nope. Sorry.
Q: Will this helmet allow me access to all the chicks that Roethlisberger gets?
Jun-14-06
A: I hope so.
Q: Can you answer any question in the universe?
Jun-14-06
A: Yes.
Q: This looks very familiar. Was it previously owned by Gary Busey?
Jun-14-06
A: I don't think so.
Q: How will you package this helmet for shipping? I want to be perfectly certain that it wont be damaged or scuffed in any way.
Jun-14-06
A: It will be very carefully packaged.
Q: If I get this helmet, will it protect me from a Chuck Norris round-house kick?
Jun-14-06
A: I don't know if anything can save you from the Chuck.
Q: Will this allow me score TDs I didn't score at the goal line, and give my team favor with the referees?
Jun-14-06
A: I sure hope so.
Q: does it include the optional superman cape with flight recorder?
Jun-14-06
A: Nope. Sorry.
Q: You are not the originator of this. This is like the 5th oldest one. Your a copycat.
Jun-14-06
A: I had the 1st one but ebay took it down. I had to make a new one.
Q: Word on the street is that nearly 40% of all Americans have Herpes Simplex... can this helmet change my chances of contracting such diseases?
Jun-14-06
A: I think there are other helmets for that.
Q: If I buy this helmet will the Heat beat the Mavs?
Jun-14-06
A: That one is up to the basketball gods.
Q: Will this helmet help me with the ladies?
Jun-14-06
A: I sure hope so. But if not, you might need a personality adjustment or you need to get into better physical shape.
Q: Bob, can it be outfitted with cup holders and straws so that I may make a beer helmet out of it?
Jun-13-06
A: You can modify this helmet in any way you wish.
Q: Did you see where they just mentioned this on SPORTSCENTER
HAHHAA AWESOME!!!!
Jun-13-06
A: I'll have to watch sportscenter.
Q: Does it come with the matching kneepads he uses to blow Bill Cowher?
Jun-13-06
A: Hahahaha!
Q: Do you think this helmet could be adapted to hang gliding or even rollerblading, or would it be too cumbersome?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure about that one.
Q: will this helmet stop illegal mexicans from entering the country?
Jun-13-06
A: That's a good question. You shall bid and find out. If it does you can sell it to the border patrol.
Q: Im like 175#s and relatively new to riding. If I buy this helmet, will I be able to obtain immediate mad skillz and roll a Busa like a fiddy? Also, do you know where I can get matching apparel?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure. I guess you'll have to bid on it to find out. I'm sure you can pick up matching apparel almost anywhere.
Q: Will this helmet fit anyone or do I need to tell you what size I need?
Jun-13-06
A: The helmet is one size fits all.
Q: If a head smashes into a windshield, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
Jun-13-06
A: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it still make a sound?
Q: Does this helmet provide good ventilation for the wearer?
Jun-13-06
A: It provides excellent ventilation.
Q: Is this helmet DOT or Snell approved?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure about that.
Q: Does this helmet have any bloodstains on it?
Jun-13-06
A: No.
Q: Is this helmet street legal in California?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure.
Q: Isn't it sad that everyone stole your idea and photograph? It's not funny or mature.
Jun-13-06
A: Yes, that is pretty sad.
Q: I live across the street from you. Would you be able to personally deliver the helmet?
Jun-13-06
A: Yes.
Q: How will this item be packed to protect it during shipping?
Jun-13-06
A: It will be very carefully packed in a box with bubble wrap and foam peanuts.
Q: Will this helmet protect me from any snakes?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure. Snakes are pretty dangerous creatures.
Q: Will this helmet protect me from teh ghey?
Jun-13-06
A: I have not tested it for that purpose.
Q: If I buy this item can I PIITB? I will pay eleventy for it!
Jun-13-06
A: I don't think so.
Jun-15-06
A: Sure.
Q: Would you happen to have any autographed replicas of said helmet?
Jun-14-06
A: Sorry. I do not.
Q: will the 'helmet' be shipped in a sturdy box? I wouldnt want it to get damaged
Jun-14-06
A: Of course.
Q: can i beat ben with its helmet, so he wears it next time?
Jun-14-06
A: haha.
Q: I don't wear helmets much anymore because people always make fun of me when I do. Is this helmet cool enough to make people stop picking on me for wearing one?
Jun-14-06
A: Of course!
Q: We live in the heart of Steeler country with a 6 yr old daughter in the end stages of a terminal illness, if you end up looking for a charity to help, we are struggling. If not, enjoy the income from a very creative thought
Jun-14-06
A: I will definately consider that.
Q: Can this helmet be custom painted?
Jun-14-06
A: You can paint it any color you want.
Q: what size?
Jun-14-06
A: One size fits all.
Q: How much does this helmet weigh? Will it mess up my perfectly coiffed hairdo?
Jun-14-06
A: The helmet is very lightweight.
Q: I can definitely certify that you are the creative first lister of this item. I had the second bid of $1.04 on the original listing. I'm just jealous of your creativity. Wish I would have thought of it first!
Jun-14-06
A: Haha thanks.
Q: If i travel 60mph and leave from cleveland going east with this helmet, how far can i go in 30 mins? thanks.
Jun-14-06
A: 30 miles.
Q: You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Jun-14-06
A: All the time.
Q: Congrats on being featured on the front page of OutrageousEbayAuctions! We sure do love your Outrageous eBay Auction!
Jun-14-06
A: Thanks.
Q: HAHA!! Great idea! What kind of moron who is worth MILLIONS gets on a motorcycle without a helmet on? Even better question, what kind of moron who is paying this guy MILLIONS allows him to get on a motorcycle without a helmet on?
Jun-14-06
A: I believe you just answered your own question(s).
Q: Will this helmet stop Seahawk fans from crying like little babies about the referee's?
Jun-14-06
A: Good question. I'm not sure.
Q: Does this Helmet come with TEETH?
Jun-14-06
A: Nope. Sorry.
Q: Will this helmet allow me access to all the chicks that Roethlisberger gets?
Jun-14-06
A: I hope so.
Q: Can you answer any question in the universe?
Jun-14-06
A: Yes.
Q: This looks very familiar. Was it previously owned by Gary Busey?
Jun-14-06
A: I don't think so.
Q: How will you package this helmet for shipping? I want to be perfectly certain that it wont be damaged or scuffed in any way.
Jun-14-06
A: It will be very carefully packaged.
Q: If I get this helmet, will it protect me from a Chuck Norris round-house kick?
Jun-14-06
A: I don't know if anything can save you from the Chuck.
Q: Will this allow me score TDs I didn't score at the goal line, and give my team favor with the referees?
Jun-14-06
A: I sure hope so.
Q: does it include the optional superman cape with flight recorder?
Jun-14-06
A: Nope. Sorry.
Q: You are not the originator of this. This is like the 5th oldest one. Your a copycat.
Jun-14-06
A: I had the 1st one but ebay took it down. I had to make a new one.
Q: Word on the street is that nearly 40% of all Americans have Herpes Simplex... can this helmet change my chances of contracting such diseases?
Jun-14-06
A: I think there are other helmets for that.
Q: If I buy this helmet will the Heat beat the Mavs?
Jun-14-06
A: That one is up to the basketball gods.
Q: Will this helmet help me with the ladies?
Jun-14-06
A: I sure hope so. But if not, you might need a personality adjustment or you need to get into better physical shape.
Q: Bob, can it be outfitted with cup holders and straws so that I may make a beer helmet out of it?
Jun-13-06
A: You can modify this helmet in any way you wish.
Q: Did you see where they just mentioned this on SPORTSCENTER
HAHHAA AWESOME!!!! Jun-13-06
A: I'll have to watch sportscenter.
Q: Does it come with the matching kneepads he uses to blow Bill Cowher?
Jun-13-06
A: Hahahaha!
Q: Do you think this helmet could be adapted to hang gliding or even rollerblading, or would it be too cumbersome?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure about that one.
Q: will this helmet stop illegal mexicans from entering the country?
Jun-13-06
A: That's a good question. You shall bid and find out. If it does you can sell it to the border patrol.
Q: Im like 175#s and relatively new to riding. If I buy this helmet, will I be able to obtain immediate mad skillz and roll a Busa like a fiddy? Also, do you know where I can get matching apparel?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure. I guess you'll have to bid on it to find out. I'm sure you can pick up matching apparel almost anywhere.
Q: Will this helmet fit anyone or do I need to tell you what size I need?
Jun-13-06
A: The helmet is one size fits all.
Q: If a head smashes into a windshield, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
Jun-13-06
A: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does it still make a sound?
Q: Does this helmet provide good ventilation for the wearer?
Jun-13-06
A: It provides excellent ventilation.
Q: Is this helmet DOT or Snell approved?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure about that.
Q: Does this helmet have any bloodstains on it?
Jun-13-06
A: No.
Q: Is this helmet street legal in California?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure.
Q: Isn't it sad that everyone stole your idea and photograph? It's not funny or mature.
Jun-13-06
A: Yes, that is pretty sad.
Q: I live across the street from you. Would you be able to personally deliver the helmet?
Jun-13-06
A: Yes.
Q: How will this item be packed to protect it during shipping?
Jun-13-06
A: It will be very carefully packed in a box with bubble wrap and foam peanuts.
Q: Will this helmet protect me from any snakes?
Jun-13-06
A: I'm not sure. Snakes are pretty dangerous creatures.
Q: Will this helmet protect me from teh ghey?
Jun-13-06
A: I have not tested it for that purpose.
Q: If I buy this item can I PIITB? I will pay eleventy for it!
Jun-13-06
A: I don't think so.
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
