Road Rage + Angry Black Man = Good ------ Story
08-28-2006, 08:52 PM
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Road Rage + Angry Black Man = Good ------ Story
If you are offended by the word ------ please do not read!
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Everyday on the drive to and from work, i encounter shitty drivers, be it that old slow *** asian dude, the dumb bitch yacking on her cell phone swirving, the crotch rocket riding ****** who zips between lanes, or the ****** who cuts me off just to end up in the same spot at the next red light.
Well this morning i finally snapped!!! I was doing about 50mph on a 45 and this ****** in a 2006 Accord just ------- cuts in front of me, no turn signals no warning just ------- missed my bumper by a few feet, I honk at his *** and flash my high beams, to warn him of his stupidity. At the light we end up right next to each other, So he lowers his window and i see its some black dude and some old white lady
, he waits for me to tell him something, and i tell him "LEARN TO DRIVE BITCH" , he then tells me that im all driving slow and ---- and to get the ---- out of his way. Then i tell him "GO ---- YOURSELF", he calls me "------- BEANER" (like i give a ----, im mexican doesnt affect me none), SO i bust out with a "------- NIGNOG!", (i was going to call him a porch monkey, but i think were taking that one back, arent we?) no joke i straight up called his *** a nignog... And he's like "WHAT BITCH, ILL ---- YOUR *** UP!", at this point im just pissed cause he cuts me off and tries to start ----.
THe light turns green and and before I go i just lost it and shouted " DUMB ------- ------!" and he ------- went apeshit..... hes ------- yelling, flipping me off, attempting to ram my car but doesnt (like i give a ---- about the white beater) i just give him the finger and laugh at his *** as i roll my window up. At the next light he gets out of the car all loud and ---- and starts pounding on my hood ordering me to come out, and im thinking to myself, This guy weighs about 160-180 and ive got about an 80 pound weight advantage, I will ---- his *** up, but i dont want to fight him. I already called his *** a ------, the white lady passenger bitch already heard me, If i get out of the car that means i instigated the fight, and if i ---- him up, when the cops get there No ------- doubt im going to jail, and getting charged with a hate crime or some bull ----. So when i see this ------- reaching for my door handle, I punch it, and take off. My door mirror smacks his arm hard as I take off, and i just see that dumb ------ yelling ---- at me *** i leave him eating my dust.
Moral of the story, automakers should have equipped vehicles with a pair of foward aiming 50caliber machine guns instead of ----- *** horns that do nothing.
Just thought i would share my story, I dont make it a habit of calling black people ------s, this was actually my first time, but that guy ------- deserved it. I wish i lived in texas, that ****** would have been dead.
Feel free to post up any comments or stories of your own
cliffnotes:
-------- gets cut off.
Black Guy tries to start ---- with --------
-------- calls him a NIGNOG
BLACK guy gets mad and turns into a ------
-------- calls him a ------
------ wants to fight --------
------ wants to pull -------- out of car
-------- ALmost runs his *** over
-------- drives away, and doesnt go to jail
cliff notes on bottom of page.
Everyday on the drive to and from work, i encounter shitty drivers, be it that old slow *** asian dude, the dumb bitch yacking on her cell phone swirving, the crotch rocket riding ****** who zips between lanes, or the ****** who cuts me off just to end up in the same spot at the next red light.
Well this morning i finally snapped!!! I was doing about 50mph on a 45 and this ****** in a 2006 Accord just ------- cuts in front of me, no turn signals no warning just ------- missed my bumper by a few feet, I honk at his *** and flash my high beams, to warn him of his stupidity. At the light we end up right next to each other, So he lowers his window and i see its some black dude and some old white lady
, he waits for me to tell him something, and i tell him "LEARN TO DRIVE BITCH" , he then tells me that im all driving slow and ---- and to get the ---- out of his way. Then i tell him "GO ---- YOURSELF", he calls me "------- BEANER" (like i give a ----, im mexican doesnt affect me none), SO i bust out with a "------- NIGNOG!", (i was going to call him a porch monkey, but i think were taking that one back, arent we?) no joke i straight up called his *** a nignog... And he's like "WHAT BITCH, ILL ---- YOUR *** UP!", at this point im just pissed cause he cuts me off and tries to start ----. THe light turns green and and before I go i just lost it and shouted " DUMB ------- ------!" and he ------- went apeshit..... hes ------- yelling, flipping me off, attempting to ram my car but doesnt (like i give a ---- about the white beater) i just give him the finger and laugh at his *** as i roll my window up. At the next light he gets out of the car all loud and ---- and starts pounding on my hood ordering me to come out, and im thinking to myself, This guy weighs about 160-180 and ive got about an 80 pound weight advantage, I will ---- his *** up, but i dont want to fight him. I already called his *** a ------, the white lady passenger bitch already heard me, If i get out of the car that means i instigated the fight, and if i ---- him up, when the cops get there No ------- doubt im going to jail, and getting charged with a hate crime or some bull ----. So when i see this ------- reaching for my door handle, I punch it, and take off. My door mirror smacks his arm hard as I take off, and i just see that dumb ------ yelling ---- at me *** i leave him eating my dust.
Moral of the story, automakers should have equipped vehicles with a pair of foward aiming 50caliber machine guns instead of ----- *** horns that do nothing.
Just thought i would share my story, I dont make it a habit of calling black people ------s, this was actually my first time, but that guy ------- deserved it. I wish i lived in texas, that ****** would have been dead.
Feel free to post up any comments or stories of your own
cliffnotes:
-------- gets cut off.
Black Guy tries to start ---- with --------
-------- calls him a NIGNOG
BLACK guy gets mad and turns into a ------
-------- calls him a ------
------ wants to fight --------
------ wants to pull -------- out of car
-------- ALmost runs his *** over
-------- drives away, and doesnt go to jail
08-28-2006, 09:09 PM
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Re: Road Rage + Angry Black Man = Good ------ Story
cliffnotes:
-------- gets cut off.
Black Guy tries to start ---- with --------
-------- calls him a NIGNOG
BLACK guy gets mad and turns into a ------
-------- calls him a ------
------ wants to fight --------
------ wants to pull -------- out of car
-------- ALmost runs his *** over
-------- drives away, and doesnt go to jail
-------- gets cut off.
Black Guy tries to start ---- with --------
-------- calls him a NIGNOG
BLACK guy gets mad and turns into a ------
-------- calls him a ------
------ wants to fight --------
------ wants to pull -------- out of car
-------- ALmost runs his *** over
-------- drives away, and doesnt go to jail
08-28-2006, 10:12 PM
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Re: Road Rage + Angry Black Man = Good ------ Story
Originally Posted by skinnye
the word nig nog is great almost as great as the fact that he got pissed off by being called a racial term after calling you one, so now he is a dumb hypocrit nignog
