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Old 03-04-2004, 04:10 PM
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Ok so here is my little story:
I was stoping at Circle k for some tasty cigg's, when i pulled up i see this crx with 17's and a fart can. So i go inside like normal. Then i notice him and his group of friends all hurrying into there cars at the gas pumps. So i think hes gonna fallow mw and wanna go. So on my way out im about to go over and thrown on the nitrous tanks in my trunk when he pulls up. Ricer says " Blah blah blah blah" I chouldnt hear him, Then i said what? And he asked if i have vtec. I said yes. He asked what else i have done, And i said why dont u find out. He looks at me and says whatever then he tells me , See this thing (talking about his car) and says if ya see this thing on the street, dont ---- it with, I laugh and casually say, I whouldn't, I whouldnt want anythign to fall of it. he gets kidda pissed. Trys to burn out, and chouldnt even though it had been rainging all day and the ground was so wet and slipper, his car just reved up and sounding like it was gonna die, I laughed. Then he drove away all pissed cuase i made him look like a *** in front of his friends
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:22 PM
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lol yeah i have a similar story i was at a Gate ( whats with the gas stations) and i walk inside. i go for the sodas when i hear this loud *** annoying sound and i think to myself. Must be a a lil ricer. i turn around and see this stock honda civic 2dr not the ex a different one, i was to bust looking at the gigantic spoiler. it was wider then the car was and the guy had put on a dual exhaust tip. so i wait till the guy gets in the store and i ask my friend if he saw that park bench someone put on their car making sure the guy heard it. my friend laughed and while i was on my way out he waited for me at the pump. he reved up the engine and then acted liek he was going to peel out when he almost his another car i laughed my *** off then got in my car and left.
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:39 PM
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the best is im at a gas station and a 94 civic dx pulls up with all the rice. all including the fast and furious steering wheel cover. so im pumping gas and he's doing whatever he was doing. when i finished i got into my car and he ran to his and we both pulled out and into the intersection. Mind you it's 10:00 at night and he forgot to turn is headlights on. the light turns green and he's already in the rearview mirror, i think cuz i can barly see him. anyway he comes to the next light all pissed off and wanting to start ---- with his girl in the car. i rolled down my window and was like "hey ------- why dont you turn your headlights on before you kill your pretty little girlfriend" she smiled at me , the light truned green , and i was off, just to see him stall out in the middle of the intersection. We are all rice'ers to a degree it's the moron's that give it us a bad name
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:41 PM
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lol mad props smokin him and pimpin his girl.
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:48 PM
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So anyway, I'm at this gas station where they're giving out free hotdogs. I'm munchin', minding my own business when this guy rolls up in a civic with "spear chucker" graphics like the **** and the furious. He tells me his car is the fastest car in Cucamonga. I walked up to his car and told him, "In my country, I am well respected". Right then his girl slaps him in the face and starts to get out of the car. She runs over to my car and hops in the passenger seat. The guy starts crying in his car so I walk up and tell him he can have his girlfriend back if he can do a burnout in reverse. Of course that slob couldn't do it, so me and his girlfriend ride off into the sunset. Later that night, I pimped the bitch on ebay.
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:59 PM
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lol
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Old 03-04-2004, 05:34 PM
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well...i go to school in munice indiana at Ball state...most people have never heard of it i bet. but if you guys wanna see some cars that give rice its name, come here. well there is this kid around here who drives a delsol...its orange and painted with what looks like spray paint and has a Giant fart can on the end. well he pulls up to me and my friend, we were in his 240...(my cars still under the knife ) but his 240 is bone stock and automatic. so my friend revs at him, he revs back and i swear to god it sounded like there was a guy starting a weedwacker behind us. so the light turns green we go and he stales. HAHA end of story it was funny
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There is this riced out Focus in my town that thinks it's hot and that Ford has made the sweetest 4 cylinder ever. He revved at my friend's Eclipse GSX which I was in the passanger seat of. He even heard the blow off valve and still thought he could run us. We were in traffic so there was no room to embarress him, but it was pathetic.
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:33 PM
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i was coming out of school, and this punk *** kid in my class is riding up the street staring at me as i punch it through the parning lot. i pull out, and lite up the tires for a couple of meters, and he falls off his bike when the smoke hits him. lol. the funniest ---- ever. i turned around and laughed at him into his face.

damn i love that car.
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:59 PM
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imin my sc400 minding my own business with my friend jess, shes hot but were not together [yet]. this guy in a honda [no offense to you guys] and starts recing, im just sighing , we had the windows down and the sunroof open, i was ignoring him due to the fact jess was in the car. then he called her a ****, that pissed me off in a bad way. we shot at the light, i left him in the dust. [i could still hear him though]
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