Rambo > Chuck Norris
06-29-2006, 12:19 PM
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Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee isn't dead. He's chilling out somewhere in Mexico kick back drinking margarita's and banging senorita's with Tupac and Elvis. In First Blood sorry to say but Stallone was hardcore and straight outta nam and wouldn't of even flinched at Chuck and took every round house and judo chop like nothing. Think of Hulk Hogan getting pummeled and then just snapping and then punches don't even effect him and starts that deep breathing ---- and then just goes ballistic. Jumps out of the and runs to his Supra and spools up dual T70's and goes mad drifting and runs over booth Chuck and sly in a single powerslide. He's doesn't used an ebrake. He reaches out of his window and grabs the back wheels.
06-29-2006, 12:25 PM
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Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
Originally Posted by stillnoturbo
Bruce Lee isn't dead. He's chilling out somewhere in Mexico kick back drinking margarita's and banging senorita's with Tupac and Elvis.
kinda, instead he drives a red bimmer and steals civics.
Chuck norris is so tough he can divide by zero.
06-29-2006, 01:00 PM
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Re: Rambo > Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' 'bout.
My dad looks just like Chuck Norris, gets mistaken for him all the time, even has the mustache to go with it. I wanted to get one of those sweatshirts that you can put your own writing on, it's got a picture of Chuck when he was in Delta Force, and I would just have it say, "My dad looks like Chuck Norris" I think he'd laugh....
My dad looks just like Chuck Norris, gets mistaken for him all the time, even has the mustache to go with it. I wanted to get one of those sweatshirts that you can put your own writing on, it's got a picture of Chuck when he was in Delta Force, and I would just have it say, "My dad looks like Chuck Norris" I think he'd laugh....
