r.i.p. Mitch hedberg
04-01-2005, 02:43 AM
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Re: r.i.p. Mitch hedberg
Originally Posted by Shanksta
That would be ------- funny ---- if the pope dies tomorrow.
Of course it would also be funny if they found out tomorrow that they were
doing some weekend at bernie's ----
Of course it would also be funny if they found out tomorrow that they were
doing some weekend at bernie's ----
04-01-2005, 11:26 AM
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Re: r.i.p. Mitch hedberg
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He was one of my favorite comedians Ive seen 3 of his shows, what a shame.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
"One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera."
He was one of my favorite comedians Ive seen 3 of his shows, what a shame.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
"One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera."
04-01-2005, 01:47 PM
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Re: r.i.p. Mitch hedberg
Originally Posted by ****
WTF NO!!!!
he was funny, for like one show.
sadly my friend said live he wasn't very good. stephen lynch made the show suck less tho.
he was funny, for like one show.
sadly my friend said live he wasn't very good. stephen lynch made the show suck less tho.
If anyone wants his cd's I have both of them Ill burn them for you if you toss me some money for postage (or tell me how to upload them onto my computer and post them and you can all have them for free.)
04-01-2005, 03:23 PM
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Re: r.i.p. Mitch hedberg
"My hotel doesnt have a 13th floor because of superstition, but comon, people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. 'hey what room you in?', '1401.', 'NO YOURE NOT! JUMP OUT THE WINDOW YOU WILL DIE EARLIER!'. If 13's unlucky, so should the the letter B be, cuz B looks like a scrunched together 13. 'whats your name?' 'BOB', 'GET THE ---- AWAY!!!'
Hey imadouche, you see his skits on shorties watchin shorties
funny as ---- man, ima gonna miss him. I was gonna see him in DC, but I had to back out at the last minute, now I really regreat it.
Hey imadouche, you see his skits on shorties watchin shorties
funny as ---- man, ima gonna miss him. I was gonna see him in DC, but I had to back out at the last minute, now I really regreat it.
04-01-2005, 06:01 PM
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Re: r.i.p. Mitch hedberg
Originally Posted by Paul99EX
Hey imadouche, you see his skits on shorties watchin shorties
funny as ---- man, ima gonna miss him. I was gonna see him in DC, but I had to back out at the last minute, now I really regreat it.
04-01-2005, 08:58 PM
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Re: r.i.p. Mitch hedberg
Originally Posted by imadouche
Originally Posted by Paul99EX
Hey imadouche, you see his skits on shorties watchin shorties
funny as ---- man, ima gonna miss him. I was gonna see him in DC, but I had to back out at the last minute, now I really regreat it."I want a footlong cold cut combo, but dont bother charging me, ITS FOR A DUCK! and five of his friends, and they all want SUNCHIPS!"
