quotes from poop fiction
07-20-2006, 01:30 PM
#32
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Re: quotes from poop fiction
All Im saying Jules is that its BAD to have a RACECAR in the RED!
Oh, YOU in the RED? You about to explode?
Well Im a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka muthafucka.. Everytime my hands touch brain, I'm supafly TNT, I'm the Guns of tha Navarone.
In fact, ---- this, we switching. Im washing the windows, and YOU picking up this ------' skull.
Oh, YOU in the RED? You about to explode?
Well Im a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka muthafucka.. Everytime my hands touch brain, I'm supafly TNT, I'm the Guns of tha Navarone.
In fact, ---- this, we switching. Im washing the windows, and YOU picking up this ------' skull.
07-20-2006, 07:05 PM
#33
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Re: quotes from poop fiction
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
07-25-2006, 10:08 AM
#38
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Re: quotes from poop fiction
What country you from?
What?
What aint no country ive ever heard of, they speak english in what?
What?
Say what again, say what again, I dare you, I double dare you ----------er say what one more goddamn time
What?
English ----------er do you speak it?
http://www.gagreport.com/soundboard_..._l_jackson.htm
What?
What aint no country ive ever heard of, they speak english in what?
What?
Say what again, say what again, I dare you, I double dare you ----------er say what one more goddamn time
What?
English ----------er do you speak it?
http://www.gagreport.com/soundboard_..._l_jackson.htm
07-25-2006, 10:15 AM
#39
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Posts: 1,230
Re: quotes from poop fiction
Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that ---- for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded ---- to say to a ----------er before I popped a cap in his ***. I saw some ---- this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that ---- ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
