Present ideas
11-29-2006, 04:45 PM
#13
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Re: Present ideas
If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". ***** still hurts.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.
11-29-2006, 05:25 PM
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Re: Present ideas
Originally Posted by fysh
If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". ***** still hurts.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.
11-29-2006, 10:40 PM
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Re: Present ideas
Originally Posted by fysh
For Xmas, I made my gf a gingerbread house (from scratch even). She thought it was so thoughtful. I asked her to try a bite and pointed to the roof of the house. When she pulled off the roof, there was a box inside. Inside the box was a necklace with her gemstone in it. She started crying.
The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my ***** is still sore.
The necklace I got on sale for $60, the house was about $10, and my ***** is still sore.
Originally Posted by fysh
If you think that the xmas thing was good... for Valentines day I got her a dozen roses and replaced one of the roses with a $3 silk rose from Hobby Lobby that was very realistic looking. On the card it said "I'll love you until the last rose dies". ***** still hurts.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.
Amazingly though, I've always thought up these incredibly romantic gift ideas and dates and what not... But what I found out in the end, woman are the only way to make this jewish kid go broke (and mind you, i'm very frugile with my money). And in the end, she dumped me a week before I left for Basic Training. So honestly, don't waste your time on the gf, just buy her some clearance special scented candle and Cemore Butts ---- lube and tell her merry ------ christmas.
Wow. You're a smooth pimp. I wish I were that creative. I'm thinking about stealing your ideas just because I can't think of my own.
I got the GF diamond earings last year. She said she wouldn't mind jewlery again this year, but that just seems too plain and cheesy to do again.
I can think of a bunch of little things she *needs* and has hinted about getting, but I'm still not sure. I think I'll just google up some gift ideas. :P__________________
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11-30-2006, 08:18 AM
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Re: Present ideas
The jewellery and dinner thing is a huge cliche. Its played out. Guys have been doing it from the beginning of time. Women find it boring and predictable. May be thats the reason you got dumped fysh.
Have you ever noticed that BEAUTIFUL women always fall for the guys who treat them like ----, and not the guy who will sell his soul to please her? Why is that so?
He forgets her birthday and then gives her some bullshit excuse as to why he forgot and then runs out and buys/does something SPONTANEOUS for her, and guess what, she will love him for it.
Im not at all saying to forget your gf birthday and not buy her something. All im saying is dont buy/do what millions of guys have done before you and will do after you. Do something spontaneous and you will get repaid 5x more than the other guy. If you wanna use the jewellery thing its fine, just dont do what everyone is doing.
I can write an entire book about this but time does not permit, plus my fingers are sore. Its all up to you.
Have you ever noticed that BEAUTIFUL women always fall for the guys who treat them like ----, and not the guy who will sell his soul to please her? Why is that so?
He forgets her birthday and then gives her some bullshit excuse as to why he forgot and then runs out and buys/does something SPONTANEOUS for her, and guess what, she will love him for it.
Im not at all saying to forget your gf birthday and not buy her something. All im saying is dont buy/do what millions of guys have done before you and will do after you. Do something spontaneous and you will get repaid 5x more than the other guy. If you wanna use the jewellery thing its fine, just dont do what everyone is doing.
I can write an entire book about this but time does not permit, plus my fingers are sore. Its all up to you.
11-30-2006, 10:28 AM
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Re: Present ideas
Originally Posted by evo_lucian
The jewellery and dinner thing is a huge cliche. Its played out. Guys have been doing it from the beginning of time. Women find it boring and predictable. May be thats the reason you got dumped fysh.
And another thing, when it came time for a birthday, christmas, valentines, anniversary, etc. I ALWAYS told her I wasn't getting her ----. ALWAYS had her convinced she wasn't getting ----. but ALWAYS had what I was doing planned alteast a week in advance. and yes i would recommend doing that, b/c when you suprise her a w/ a gift w/ careful and well thought execution they'll appreciate it all the more (hopefully).
As far as treating your girl like ----, that would make you a douchebag and please buy a rope before she realizes how miserable she is and buys one for you.
